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[–]tier19345 22 points23 points ago

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Balls of reinforced titanium with carved diamond rivets

[–]LL_KooL_Aid 0 points1 point ago

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And the badass of the year award goes to...

[–]konkydong 13 points14 points ago

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Neat

[–]TimDave 8 points9 points ago

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[–]dangerjoe 5 points6 points ago

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"Ahh another car coming.. Oh, it seems to be veering off course. Hmm, it appears to be driving directly towards me. Let me move a couple of inches behind this wall"

[–]UnknownArchive 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Not a single fuck was given 45coms 323pts 2mos pics
Ok I almost die, lets take a pic for facebook 24coms 97pts 1mo gifs
Oh Fuck that was close. Only thing left to do is to take a picture 116coms 837pts 9mos offbeat

source: karmadecay

[–]iamthekure 4 points5 points ago

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that .gif pump faked me as a .jpg Q_Q

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

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there is a button to make the ಠ_ಠ face

unless you meant to make the O_o face

[–]iamthekure 0 points1 point ago

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i meant to make Q_Q they are "Q". or you can do L_L and cry in antigravity

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

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so what is the Q then? if L is crying up

[–]emptyopen 1 point2 points ago

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So what about the guy who videotaped the whole thing?

[–]Carlz0r 0 points1 point ago

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That camera is stationary. It's probably fixed to a wall, or a pole or something.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I just realized how close his camera was to being knocked out of his hand by the car

[–]PaalRyd 1 point2 points ago

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What Im curious about ... is what/where is the camera that recorded this placed? On another wall?

[–]TreyZilla 1 point2 points ago

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anyone know where that picture is?

[–]Jinxo2 1 point2 points ago

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Like a boss.

[–]Pudricks 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this a million fucking times but Jesus Oh Lawd that's fucking close. Dude probably didn't even know how close he was to eating his own asshole.

[–]Grape_Salad 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or does tinypic not work at all ever?

[–]psychitup40 0 points1 point ago

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can someone please tell me what GIF means?

[–]MegaProtestAndMe 1 point2 points ago

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Graphics Interchange Format: A file format for storing graphical images up to 256 colors

[–]Sondrita 0 points1 point ago

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where have i seen this?

[–]KerialSiller 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, whatevs man.

[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

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yeah! It'll last longer! jerk...

[–]anal_violator 0 points1 point ago

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I just like how hiscamera jumps up when the car hits the wall.

[–]andbruno 0 points1 point ago

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I hear Bender's "neat!" whenever I see this gif.

Bender and his camera.

[–]Freidhiem 0 points1 point ago

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Balls of Steel.

[–]Anonymous_Bosch 0 points1 point ago

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Do you think it's possible the guy was just in complete shock with no idea how close he was to dying?

[–]xibbie 1 point2 points ago

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Not at all. It's pretty common in rallying, especially if you're a cameraman. He's probably outside of a safe spectating area, and knows he's safe behind the wall.

[–]mikojack 0 points1 point ago

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Must have been suffering from Candidiasis.

[–]cyrilio -1 points0 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given that day.

[–]imthehacker -2 points-1 points ago

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this is probably now the number one most reposted gif on reddit

[–]Lorddragonfang 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think it's yet earned quite that prestige.

[–]blackmattdamon -1 points0 points ago

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unfazed rally enthusiast

[–]iNNeRKaoS -1 points0 points ago

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Every time I see this, I think of the Simpsons. "Neat!" /click.

[–]sheep_shagger 0 points1 point ago

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Futurama.

[–]ruoned -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]ruoned -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]the_shaman -2 points-1 points ago

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BOSS Level 100