In the name of the Father, The Son, and the Holy Force.

bellabob · 9 months

That is awesome.

Abbotofdenial · 9 months

Well...there's my reason to convert.

DZComposer · 9 months

Force-choke I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING.

oj022 · 9 months

I'd believe in the force if I saw Vader mind-choke a dude.

JakeCameraAction · 9 months

Our Dark father,
Who art in Coruscant,
hallowed be thy name;
Thy Star Destroyer come,
Thy force be done on Tatooine as it is in Kashyyk.
Give us this day our daily blue milk,
and forgive us our trespasses
as we force choke those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Mustafar. Amen.

May the force be with you.

gandalf5166 · 9 months

I read this as Triforce like three times.

DMCoolen · 9 months

Luke...I am your father......no seriously i am the father

Shiboro · 9 months

That's eastern orthodox clothing! The Russian ones! Can't up vote you enough!

NinjaFud · 9 months

I am going to Hell for laughing at this

wilywampa · 9 months

Not enough gold and jewels to be realistic.

giantmason · 9 months

and may the force be with you.

snitsky · 9 months

The difference is the force is real and Vader can prove it.

tuba21 · 9 months

You laugh now... just wait 1000 years.

KingMotion · 9 months

I want this for halloween.

[deleted] · 9 months

I think it's odd that Ratzinger was both a Nazi Youth and a Catholic...

He was indoctrinated into BOTH faiths... accepted BOTH based on tenuous evidence at best - and about the same age.

And we're supposed to take is Catholicism seriously?

Either is Catholicism is a joke or he may still have pro-Nazi sympathies.

And I find it interesting that both organizations hate Jews. Most have been easy to jump from a Nazi to a Catholic after the war.

Dicethrower · 9 months

Breathing apparatus, reproduction mechanisms, button to call parents to pick me up and watch.

Realworld · 9 months

Reminds me of the Cadaver Synod.

5lashd07 · 9 months

In nomine Anakin, et Luke, et The Force

UnknownArchive · 9 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Rejoice Mary, Mother of God, Virgin, full of grace, the Lord Vader is with thee	1^com	-9^pts	3^mos	pics
Political affiliations aside, you have to admit this is fairly dead on. (X-post from Reddit.com)	0^coms	-6^pts	3^mos	pics
Pope Vader	267^coms	1173^pts	3^mos	reddit.com
His Holiness.	4^coms	46^pts	1^mo	pics
Patriarch Vader: The Force is strong in Greece	1^com	10^pts	2^mos	atheism
Our Father Lord Vader	1^com	-5^pts	3^mos	pics
Some days your with the dark side and some days your with the church.	3^coms	-5^pts	3^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

lightjedi5 · 9 months

Relevant I posted this awhile ago in /r/LOLGod

aQuickBit · 9 months

I just found my religion

newtonsapple · 9 months

While the current pope is still alive, we should concentrate on the fact that he looks exactly like the Emperor.

inferno719 · 9 months

Isn't Vader the father?

magnus_max · 9 months

I read this in my head with vader's voice

Cyberogue · 9 months

Well, at least he's not as evil as the current guy

sirnott · 9 months

So really, it would be "In the name of ME, Luke, and the Holy Force."

popscythe · 9 months

Am I the only one who's first thought was "Vader's Magic Powers are Real"?

17Hongo · 9 months

I see no difference from a regular religious leader. Except maybe the cool mask.

cavortingwebeasties · 9 months

Anyone know what church position/title gets to wear that awesome headpiece (not the Vader mask...) and garb? I need to know for an art project; I'm turning my favorite atheist memes into bronze sculptures but each piece starts with research. I can think of no one more qualified than this group to ask this...

edit: also, as the Father and the Son, does he have to cut his own hand off?


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