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[–]slash178 23 points24 points ago

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According to Animorphs, birds don't need watches because their vision is so good they can see the hands on people's watches on the ground.

[–]Foxprowl 44 points45 points ago

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Were you high like the person you stole this from? You could have at least changed the title.

[–]snippybitch 7 points8 points ago

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yeah no kidding, he could have at least changed the title, or given credit.

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[–]poptart2nd 12 points13 points ago

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"everyone is already doing it, therefore i should also do it"

[–]iceaje 4 points5 points ago

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May have been a repost, but I still man-giggled for a good 5 minutes

[–]BabyExploder 4 points5 points ago

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I don't get the griping about reposts. In my book, if something makes me laugh, I upvote, regardless of how many times I've seen it before.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you either giggle or are a man. you have some explaining to do.

[–]iceaje 11 points12 points ago

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uhhh...uhhh, LOOK A DIVERSION!!

[–]vgman20 2 points3 points ago

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WHERE

[–]Treeko11 2 points3 points ago

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUSITION!

[–]Nostalgia_Guy 1 point2 points ago

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And now for something completely different.

[–]iceaje 1 point2 points ago

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A man...with three buttocks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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its pretty obvious he didnt make it, i mean you'll probably laugh at your own comic for a few seconds but not days.

[–]lasersandstuff 5 points6 points ago

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This must've been what Sweet Dee felt like.

[–]sc30317 3 points4 points ago

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not a single laugh was given

[–]Pansenmann 12 points13 points ago

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I have never seen this before. This is no repost to me. I thank you.

[–]hannibl 22 points23 points ago

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Oh, look at the time. I'm a fucking repost. FTFY

[–]bigp3rm 34 points35 points ago

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People that post that it's a repost are more annoying than reposts. I had never seen it. So how about hitting the hide button and have a hot cup of STFU.

[–]TheNr24 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, that's the thing, I had a great laugh as I had never seen it, should I be mad at OP for reposting it, or thankful for the laugh?

[–]Im_The_Table -1 points0 points ago

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The reason people get upset over reposts is because they're watching as someone gets credit (karma) for the work of another person. This can be especially annoying to people who only post original content, and thus it's perfectly reasonable to identify to others via a comment that it's a repost and credit should not be given to the poster.

[–]Snuhmeh 4 points5 points ago

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Scumbag reddit. Obsessed with atheism. Believes in karma.

[–]bigp3rm 6 points7 points ago

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Really dude? Karma isn't even real. Stop acting like it's useful.

[–]sprankton 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't this the same thing that Rupert Murdoch was bitching about when he called news aggregators "content thieves"?

[–]MurderousFrog 3 points4 points ago

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Yep, i would kill you for five internet points.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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AND SUCK A BAG OF REPOST DICKS AS WELL

[–]hannibl -3 points-2 points ago

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Wrong. Reposts show up in my feed, but I never have to see comments saying that something is a repost because it's in the comments section of a fucking repost.

[–]unconventionalspork 4 points5 points ago

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Hey it's NOBODY FUCKING CARES IT'S A REPOST o'clock

[–]Iama_good_guy 2 points3 points ago

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Based on the comments on this post, I highly disagree that nobody cares.

[–]TOAST2218 1 point2 points ago

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for some reason this reminds me of Eddie izzard Dressed to kill during the squirrel bit

[–]xwexcollidex 1 point2 points ago

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This is saved on my phone from a while back and every time I clean my picture folder out I can never delete it.

[–]Ghostboy814 1 point2 points ago

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That is Falco Lombardi IRL

[–]gloomdoom 3 points4 points ago

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You have a low threshold for 'comedy.'

[–]fysu 1 point2 points ago

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No! No, I'm a fucking squirrel!

[–]Sapho 1 point2 points ago

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Did I leave the gas on?

[–]ienjoyfood 1 point2 points ago

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Man, does anyone have a website which has a list of these memes where animals are doing stuff and the captions are like "WTF ARE YOU DOING, YOU'RE A DOG" ?

Hello, yes. This is dog.

[–]mrawesomesuperhero -1 points0 points ago

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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/buzzkilling

This ones hard to find since the name isnt obvious

[–]ienjoyfood 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, found the mother load. Google-image'd "dog what are you doing" and many laughs were had.

[–]zenuff 1 point2 points ago

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Goddammit. I just spat soda all over the screen

[–]happyCuddleTime 1 point2 points ago

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People are complaining about this being a repost but I've never seen it before. And I reddit 2 hours a day every day.

[–]SabreEye 0 points1 point ago

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Laughed for what felt like a chuckle.

[–]TrueSol -4 points-3 points ago

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Chuckled for what felt like a giggle.

[–]kerrlybill 2 points3 points ago

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Giggled for what felt like a shook my head and closed the tab.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I was prepared not to laugh. I laughed. Thanks!

[–]Accurg 0 points1 point ago

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Alternate:

Caption: Oh, look at that/Now I guess it's time for me to fly
Title: REO Speedfalcon

[–]DaNizzles 0 points1 point ago

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Harvey Birdman has a demanding schedule

[–]JSteigs 0 points1 point ago

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This bird is not worried about time, it can apparently travel forward through time at will.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Oh, look at the time. 1com 7pts 1mo funny
Welp! Guess I'm off! It's time to go. 104coms 1046pts 1mo funny
I love macros like this. 1com 23pts 1mo funny
Welp, would ya look at that! 0coms -4pts 1mo pics
Oh, look at the time. 1com 12pts 14dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]InstaBonch 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, lick at the time

FTFY

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[–]youiswho 1 point2 points ago

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Weeks? I'm pretty sure I saw this hours ago with the same title.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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lol why is this downvoted stupid assholes

[–]BloodyPancakeSyrup -3 points-2 points ago

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because we don't like the post, dumbfuck

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ok

[–]secretchimp -2 points-1 points ago

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Looked for a second, closed, posted this with same blank expression.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck ALL you repost hating forever alone cynical used-tampon-faced shitheads, some of us are high as my dick when I see your whore of a mom and are trying to experience DAYS of LAUGHTER. Only the most undignified of douchelords could muster something negative about laughter that lasts for days. Reassess your lives and suck a farm animals dick. PEACE.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I guess some ppl are more easily amused than others

[–]ToastIsWoosh -1 points0 points ago

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I don't like the overuse of swears making things funny. It seems to be a fucking shit fuck cock balls crutch for people on the Internet nowadays.

[–]violentacrez -1 points0 points ago

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That's no bird, that's the Blue Falcon!

[–]j85s13 -2 points-1 points ago

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This isn't even that funny.

[–]crime_fighter -1 points0 points ago

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astute title.

[–]JimJamJamboree -1 points0 points ago

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The title makes me want to punch you in the face. Unless, you did in fact laugh for days at this, in which cause I'd still want to punch you in the face.

[–]sinsebuds -2 points-1 points ago

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go post it on your geocities site.

[–]Porjin -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh look at the time... Time to post to the fucking right subreddit.

/r/AdviceAnimals

[–]AlterBridgeFan -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]sdfizz -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]aestus -3 points-2 points ago

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This lowers the standard

[–]bendwyer -3 points-2 points ago

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Down vote for stealing from tree's :(

[–]BloodyPancakeSyrup -4 points-3 points ago*

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Visiting /b/ for a few years has desensitized me to things others will find hilarious. Or maybe its because this isn't even fucking FUNNY. Plus this is a repost. And you didn't even come up with your own title.

[–]acheulean_astronaut -4 points-3 points ago

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Didn't crack a smile. My breathing pattern did not shift.