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[–]I0I0I0I 120 points121 points ago

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[–]HerboDerb 35 points36 points ago

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[–]anotherkeebler 9 points10 points ago

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...I'll be in my bunk.

[–]Moteksys 1 point2 points ago

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this...I......hmmmmmmm. Well done?

[–]woofiegrrl 1 point2 points ago

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Never before has RES "drag to resize" been so valuable to me.

[–]Nobutadas[S] 80 points81 points ago

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Amazing. It's creepy to see her neck expand.

[–]luffywulf 100 points101 points ago

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I find it arousing.

[–]Richard_Louis 30 points31 points ago

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That is my fetish.

[–]Nervette 60 points61 points ago

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arousing luffywulf is your fetish? Talk about specific...

[–]Spysix 4 points5 points ago

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That's something you should keep between you and your internet service provider...

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[–]SuperBicycleTony 0 points1 point ago

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Every website you've ever been to is in a database somewhere at the supply end. Every text, every email. I don't even have to ask what your ISP is; they all do it.

[–]xeivous -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]xkyaphysical 1 point2 points ago

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Same.

[–]CookieTop 0 points1 point ago

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Then I have something for you, but really, you don't want to see it: http://motherless.com/AED9526#

[–]US_Hiker 1 point2 points ago

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Somewhere there's one of a guy, and it's far far far more distinct/hardcore/insane.

[–]CookieTop 1 point2 points ago*

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Do you really want it? Really? Here you go http://efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html - By the way, the first one is also a dude. I couldn't find the one of hotkinkyjo doing a stomach bulge.

EDIT: OH GOD WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME AND THOSE HOURS OF NICHE PORN SURFING, THIS IS NOT NORMAL STUFF TO KNOW

She has a profile on xhamster if you want to see teasers of her stuff though.

[–]US_Hiker 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't bother me, but if you're going to talk about things that you really don't want to see they should be more extreme than that :D

[–]TankorSmash 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking that that was a weirdly shaped chick, but then I saw the dick.

Still watched to the end.

[–]JacobBarrett 14 points15 points ago

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OH GOD THAT TIME I SAW HER THROAT BULGE.

[–]g2g079 14 points15 points ago

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can we get both directions looped?

[–]mcfandrew 3 points4 points ago

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Get GIF Scrubber.

Forwards, backwards, half-speed and double-speed. Also, GIF explosion by frame.

[–]g2g079 21 points22 points ago

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But I want forward, backwards, and repeat all at once and I want someone else to do it becuase I'm... um... busy. Yeah that's it... busy.

[–]keepingitcivil 4 points5 points ago

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I gag just watching this.

[–]Rottendog 2 points3 points ago

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not me! It only makes me want to find her and ask her out on a "date"!

[–]Randolpho 2 points3 points ago*

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Like you could make her bell ring.

edit: I love that some people still get that reference.

[–]singtralala 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to take her to a broadway musical

[–]jspeights 7 points8 points ago

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if you open this reversegif link up in a new window and the original in a new tab and switch tabs back and forth (in chrome ctrl+page Up / ctrl+page Down) really fast you won't have an extra hand to fap with unless you use your left hand on the right ctrl botton

[–]giggsy664 2 points3 points ago

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Or Ctrl+Tab and Ctrl+Shift+Tab

[–]eatingsometoast 1 point2 points ago

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And.. it's down

[–]Radxical 0 points1 point ago

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If you think about it, she had to do this in the first place before taking it out.

[–]cosmolo 0 points1 point ago

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Did not notice the throat bump until it was reversed. Wtf?

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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[–]burritoaddict 115 points116 points ago

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That is Holly Michaels.

[–]shogun_sc 44 points45 points ago

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thank you... for science, obviously.

[–]Almondcoconuts 0 points1 point ago

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Of course! Of course!.....fap fap fap fap

[–]cal679 7 points8 points ago

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You are the hero Reddit needs.

[–]OPsEvilTwin_S_ 5 points6 points ago

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ignore this post

[–]SkloK 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Wallwillis 4 points5 points ago

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pajrn...sorry fell on my keyboard.

[–]zionxgodkiller 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you so much....should probably not have google imaged that at work though

[–]whatsadigg 0 points1 point ago

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How do I save this comment? Oh wait, I think I just did.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points ago

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Last time I tried to deep throat, I threw up on the bloke. How do people do this without much effort? I don't understand... D:

[–]veasmkii 131 points132 points ago

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A+ for effort.

[–]Rottendog 11 points12 points ago

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Well B+ really. I applaud the effort, but you get the A when you keep going back to master the exercise!

[–]swaggervance 78 points79 points ago

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it helps if you really really don't like your dad

[–]HailToTheVictors 23 points24 points ago

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I laughed out loud and winced at the same time.

[–]terrible_comments 2 points3 points ago

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You sir, are not a child of the internet.

How do you even masturbate to normal, casual sex?

[–]werklerk 16 points17 points ago

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You must start out quietly so they don't notice you. Give them a few minutes to really get into it. Then as you're about to come, you jump out from the shadows and shriek like a bat, spattering them with your ejaculate.

[–]zarisin 6 points7 points ago

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Ah the old Batman and NightWank maneuver.

[–]Diallingwand 24 points25 points ago

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You can deliberately suppress your gag reflex through practice, also throat numbing sprays exist and they probably use them in porn.

[–]draco_lord_0 8 points9 points ago

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lots of practice ;)

[–]MrGrieves- 1 point2 points ago

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Holly Michaels has some natural gifts as well.

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[–]tuowtraws 4 points5 points ago

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Only the left hand though, IIRC.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't work for me :(

[–]SplurgyA 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't work for everyone, but I remember vaguely seeing somewhere that it was scientifically accredited. But I can't find the source, so feel free not to believe me (I hate when I can't find the source for something)

[–]anonymousalterego 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, FattyTheFaggot.

[–]zakii 7 points8 points ago

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Also activating your gag reflex will make you less sensitive. Warm spoons work best, I hear.

[–]83kk4h 0 points1 point ago

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you can also pierce your uvula.

[–]Richard_Louis 7 points8 points ago

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Not that you will ever cross around a 20 inch dick like that one anyway.

[–]JaronK 0 points1 point ago

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I do, in fact, know a guy with a 13" penis. I know another with 12 inches. So yes, these exist. Also, they make for significant issues... many girls will run away at the sight of the things. It's all fun and games talking about giant members, but the physical issues are problematic...

[–]ReLiC71 21 points22 points ago

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Lots and lots of practise. I mostly killed my gag-reflex with a dildo.

[–]thetwobecomeone 11 points12 points ago

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Wow. Dedication +

[–]ReLiC71 7 points8 points ago

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Well, if a (blow) job's worth doing...

[–]thetwobecomeone 2 points3 points ago

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Couldn't agree more!

[–]corpsey 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, continue...

[–]iwannalynch 5 points6 points ago

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I've heard the ole' "squeeze thumb in fist" trick is good. But it doesn't work on me. =(

[–]Bardlar 4 points5 points ago

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Some people just don't have a reflex. It's a pretty uncommon feature, but it happens, just like people with an extremely sensitive reflex, who can't even take solid vitamins (damn shame). Also with practice, people can learn to either distract themselves from the reflex, or just learning to suppress it in other ways. There are remedies for numbing the reflex, though that's a little extreme I think. This girl is likely just one of the ones with a very weak reflex.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm aware of my super gagging reflex (I can throw up on command, ha). That's probably the reason why I can't master this is so damn frustrating. It'd be the coolest thing the world, IMO. Time to practice. With swords.

[–]Irishperson69 1 point2 points ago

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You. Are. Awesome

[–]TheNr24 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting, I can also trow up on command but at the same time can swallow huge pills without a problem. So I think I just have very good control over it, instead of being over sensitive. Don't know about dicks though, no homo.

[–]CantDeside 2 points3 points ago

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You can buy a spray to numb your throat and stop the gag reflex

[–]jaycrew 6 points7 points ago

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And then numb the incoming dick as well, kind of a lose-lose

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'll look this up on Amazon, thanks. I guess one could gradually use less and less to get used to the whole suffocating-by-dick thing!

[–]imposter22 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not my boyfriend, and that tip doesn't work too well with me. :-(

[–]imposter22 0 points1 point ago

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try holding your clinched thumb/fist above your shoulder

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Will do! If I throw up again I'll spew in your direction.

[–]fknbastard 0 points1 point ago

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This makes no sense. Is this some kind of pressure point thing?

Plus...once I've got my thumb in my fist and my fist down my throat...I totally gag

[–]imposter22 1 point2 points ago

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are you trying to use the same fist you squeeze your thumb with?

[–]IIdsandsII 5 points6 points ago

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I think I can really assist you, and I don't mind the mess until you get it right.

[–]hilomania 10 points11 points ago

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You really don't have to. (90% of sensitivity is in the tip.) To be honest the aggressive throat fucking you see in a lot of porn is quite off putting to some men. I know it is for me and I'm pretty GGG. I myself enjoy dirty housewife amateur porn; but then I am a bloke in my forties...

[–]SplurgyA 2 points3 points ago

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Mind you, deep throating someone does give you a great sense of accomplishment.

[–]TheNr24 0 points1 point ago

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TMI

[–]IDespiseReddit 1 point2 points ago

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the same way people swallow swords: practice, practice, practice

[–]poptart2nd 1 point2 points ago

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fold your thumb into the palm of your hand and wrap your fingers around it. works like magic.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I've attempted this too many times. Negative results. :(

[–]tuowtraws -1 points0 points ago

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Try it with your left hand. I don't think it works with your right.

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[–]Octopuscabbage 1 point2 points ago

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Squeeze it really hard.

[–]clehappyhour 0 points1 point ago

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Now call me scum.

[–]Octopuscabbage 0 points1 point ago

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You're a dirty, dirty boy.

[–]hrspoonie 0 points1 point ago

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Squeeze your left thumb in your left hand. No gag reflex.

[–]83kk4h 0 points1 point ago

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i was thinking the same thing

[–]PizzaGood 0 points1 point ago

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I can attest that it can be done, though I never asked her how much she had to practice to do that. She made it seem pretty effortless though there was a bit of a catch getting past a certain point. No gagging though.

I can also tell you that it's something a guy will never forget, not even 20 years later.

[–]pituitary_gland 25 points26 points ago

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does anyone know where i can find the video to this .gif?

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[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Description: cute teen

In video: "I'm 20 years old."

[–]Wail_Bait 19 points20 points ago

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Oh come one, everyone knows pig tails and rainbow socks can make any porn star a teen.

[–]TheMarshma 5 points6 points ago

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glasses and business clothes=milf

[–]NoNeedForAName 1 point2 points ago

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Porn stars, maybe. This person? That's a resounding "hell no."

[–]Almondcoconuts 1 point2 points ago

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Well played

[–]SamuraiSevens 0 points1 point ago

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unless she has a tattoo of a cat on her....cat

I won't even try to google the relevant video

[–]semperconstans 3 points4 points ago*

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This type of thing is exactly why our country's moral fiber is going right down the drain.

EDIT:grammatical error

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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*Country's

[–]semperconstans -1 points0 points ago

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You are correct.

[–]StrangeDesire 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it said something about Ron Paul in the watermark.

[–]kingkooka 0 points1 point ago

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Hearts and minds. If more politicians used this tactic, I would vote for them.

[–]Frijid 0 points1 point ago

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You're what I love about the internet, sir.

[–]onlyheretolurk 0 points1 point ago

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she's from arizona huh? looks like I'm moving to arizona

[–]scubasteve23 2 points3 points ago

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I second this

[–]SirArthurTrollington 14 points15 points ago

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The .gif with her cute reaction is far superior: http://imgur.com/MT9aQ

[–]scottytoodope 84 points85 points ago

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[–]Undead_outlaw 26 points27 points ago

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Wow this is.. Really hot Unzips pants FOR SCIENCE

[–]uchi 15 points16 points ago

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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

[–]Almondcoconuts 0 points1 point ago

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Transformation complete

[–]xpcpacman24 2 points3 points ago

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Way to overindulge you big fat fatty

[–]kindaconfused 1 point2 points ago

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Damn nature, you scary.

[–]SamuraiSevens 1 point2 points ago

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imagine taking that dump later

[–]benjick 0 points1 point ago

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What's happening? Can't see clearly on my phone

[–]joepimpy 8 points9 points ago

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It is amazing, you got to see this!

[–]odd84 0 points1 point ago

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*you have or you've got

[–]fknbastard 0 points1 point ago

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Thought that snake was eating a leg at first

[–]radams713 0 points1 point ago

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It's like putting on a tube sock.

[–]WTFReally21 10 points11 points ago

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I think I'm in love.

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[–]Nobutadas[S] 1 point2 points ago

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O.o Never knew it was on Reddit before. Sorry. D:

[–]faqnsht 14 points15 points ago

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What hasn't been on Reddit before?

[–]fuck_pants 2 points3 points ago

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A picture of my dick.

[–]IcyV 8 points9 points ago

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So you think.

[–]fuck_pants 1 point2 points ago

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I know. I've never taken a picture of my dong, and neither has anyone else.

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[–]fuck_pants 1 point2 points ago

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Go ahead, see if you can find a picture of my genitalia. When you do, I'll be living on Uranus. And pigs will fly. And I won't be a virgin.

[–]ultragnomecunt 7 points8 points ago

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Send a pic, we'll tineye that shit and prove you wrong. Everybody's schlong is on the internet.

[–]fuck_pants 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gentlemann 0 points1 point ago

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The username only makes this better.

[–]mrnicelupe 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck man that is EXACTLY what I thought, and then I got to thinking, why haven't you had your dick on Reddit before?

[–]NoNeedForAName 1 point2 points ago

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Don't apologize. Reposts are generally okay, especially after a significant period of time. The upvotes mean it's all good.

[–]ac3b 0 points1 point ago

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not the first though

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[–]Nobutadas[S] 2 points3 points ago

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That was a clever person. I kinda want to see that gif now. Do you have a link?

[–]drQuirky 0 points1 point ago

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[–]drerok 23 points24 points ago

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Her parents must be so proud.

[–]buffalosoldier221 3 points4 points ago

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Deep-esophaging?

[–]bigp3rm 5 points6 points ago

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I'll just leave this here

[–]Almondcoconuts 1 point2 points ago

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DING DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!.....somebody get this bitch a chicken dinner, god knows she deserved it.

[–]TuckedNip 1 point2 points ago

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So, this is what love feels like..

[–]127001y 2 points3 points ago

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Ha! America's Got Talent!

[–]Grumpuff 2 points3 points ago

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She looks like my high school class mate ಠ_ಠ

[–]gamer_mom 2 points3 points ago

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I mean, it's like sword swallowers. How do you figure out that you can DO that? Do you errantly go ramming swords down your gullet? See a random 2 foot long dildo and think to yourself "Ya'know, I bet I can I bet I can take that down to my kidneys!"?!

[–]mrcode925 9 points10 points ago

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IT'S AN ILLUSION, MICHAEL!

[–]troyANDabed 6 points7 points ago

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Tricks are something a wh...

No, OP is right.

[–]Backupusername 3 points4 points ago

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Why should I care? My penis isn't this long and even if it were, it sure as hell doesn't bend that way.

Or at all, in the best-case scenarios.

[–]GuyInCrowd 5 points6 points ago

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I thought she was this girl for a minute.

[–]KingPhine 1 point2 points ago

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Diamond Kitty does this same magic trick... except she hides it in a different hole.

[–]Sirtubb 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to date this girl but that would be a waste of potential.

[–]mitchewith2ls 1 point2 points ago

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Saw Chris Angel do it once already. Not impressed.

[–]chemguy90 1 point2 points ago

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Dude! Look at her throat!!!

[–]sarebroman 1 point2 points ago

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She doesn't need to go to college, she was born with the talents she needs to succeed.

[–]Luckrider 1 point2 points ago

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Funny enough, she could pass for being 1 of two people I went to HS with.

[–]llansy37 1 point2 points ago

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Who is this girl and why are there not more of her?

[–]Nobutadas[S] 7 points8 points ago

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She is Holly Michaels.

[–]Almondcoconuts 0 points1 point ago

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She is....my next fantasy

[–]yoda133113 -1 points0 points ago

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As Nobutadas said, she's Holly Michaels, and there are plenty more of her (provided you mean more videos of her).

[–]byoonbyoon -1 points0 points ago

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Is that Jamie Lynn Spears? ಠ_ಠ

[–]armadalol -5 points-4 points ago

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She dates black guys.

[–]makeskidskill 10 points11 points ago

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Not sure if you were downvoted because perceived racism or obviousness

[–]armadalol 5 points6 points ago

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I'd be flattered if one of my race's stereotypical characteristics was a large dong.

[–]thefooz 8 points9 points ago

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Not if yours was just average. It would be like the asian kid who sucks at math.

[–]steviemcfly 1 point2 points ago

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Not really. It's shitty enough when girls only want to hook up with you to find out if it's true, but then it gets worse when girls say they're afraid of your dick and won't fuck you. Or when the one of the girls who has said that got over it, we had to stop because it hurt me and she was tearing up. Also, you have to give up hiding boners early in your life, because it's just not gonna happen.

I could think of worse things to happen, but it's not as super awesome as one might think.

[–]armadalol 0 points1 point ago

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The problems you have mentioned, are good problems. What's worse, a girl saying it's too big and just jerking you off, or a girl laughing at your petite peen?

edit: punctuation, how does it work?

[–]the_peanut_gallery 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not sure "dates" is the right word

[–]jc1401 0 points1 point ago

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How am I supposed to give you deep-throat now?

[–]zop1o 0 points1 point ago

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good lord

[–]POOP_ON_YOUR_FACE 0 points1 point ago

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damn girl!

[–]terrible_comments 0 points1 point ago

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I too watch pornography.

[–]Rocket_hamster 0 points1 point ago

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Whats WTF about this? Someone explain it please.

[–]adams071 0 points1 point ago

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me gusta

[–]wlamf 0 points1 point ago

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That was a fascinating mythic narrative! Thanks.

[–]TheLeMoNjUiCe191 0 points1 point ago

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i've seen this on a porn site, (perv eyes*) trust me i've seen it.

[–]atomichugbot 0 points1 point ago

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Let me play you the song of my people. Glurbbrbrbbrbbrbrbbbkhuk....ahhhhh.

[–]TurboSalsa 0 points1 point ago

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There's was a photo album on the front page today of a snake eating a giant lizard. This reminded me of that.

[–]hopeisnotamethod 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god no, not another botfly video :(

[–]spartan337 0 points1 point ago

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Outstanding!

[–]singtralala 0 points1 point ago

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it moved

[–]casos92 0 points1 point ago

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Oh look, its Neil Patrick Harris doing another magic trick.

[–]TheRockNRollaPhD 0 points1 point ago

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Marry me?

[–]xXRequiemXx 0 points1 point ago

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Boy... The Dark Knight would have been a much better movie if the Joker did that magic trick instead...

[–]Wagerofslaves 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like the odd one out for finding this sad rather than arousing. ಠ_ಠ

[–]DeathInTightPants 0 points1 point ago

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I...um..wow.

[–]TheEvilLordZedd 0 points1 point ago

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"TA-DAAA! It's-It's gone..."

[–]nscherger 0 points1 point ago

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Damn... That's just ridiculous

[–]zhacques 0 points1 point ago

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No, but I'd like to see some original content...

[–]jspeights 0 points1 point ago

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She should battle Lexington Steele

[–]gaberax 0 points1 point ago

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¡Ay, caramba!

[–]chad1910 -2 points-1 points ago

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Seems dangerous... ಠ_ಠ

[–]regularfreakinguser -1 points0 points ago

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SPOILER dont watch the video unless you want to see her try it the first time and see blood on it.

[–]regularfreakinguser 0 points1 point ago

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Also, I know how to do spoilers, it didn't work, idfk