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[–]free_range_veal 299 points300 points ago

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I'd be more freaked out that the Mayans were using Arabic numerals.

[–]MrNothingman 34 points35 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯ ︵ 5105

[–]phazenator 5 points6 points ago

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50I5 ノ(°Д°ノ)

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[–]Lampmonster1 35 points36 points ago

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Isn't the fact that it's that stupid part of the joke?

[–]crylicylon 11 points12 points ago

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Yes

[–]Sitrik 13 points14 points ago

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Well then it would be 5015.

What is wrong with you?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's talking about the 5s being backwards.

[–]CobraKaiStudent 2 points3 points ago

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what if it was stamp to make calendars, maybe the calendar itself is part of a mass production calendar machine!

[–]wiebeezy 37 points38 points ago

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An upside down 5 may look like a backwards 2 if we held it upside and looked at it in a mirror.

[–]slipperydippery 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, and then it would be 2102. So actually, 2012 would become 5015

[–]omplatt 4 points5 points ago

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2102 would be acceptable

[–]fantastic_mr_f 115 points116 points ago

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but then is it still 2012 for the Aussies?

[–]Aww_Shucks 20 points21 points ago

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Well, then I guess it's a good thing Aussies are many hours ahead of us Americans.

picks up phone

"Yo Aussie friend, how does the world end?"

Aussie friend's line is disconnected

"I'm a fuckin' idiot."

[–]flume 13 points14 points ago

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He hung up on you for not opening the conversation with "AYO, MATE!"

[–]Vilvos 3 points4 points ago

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[–]arghnard 1 point2 points ago

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[packs bags]

[–]BaronVonWeiss 20 points21 points ago

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One does not simply hold the Mayan calender upside down

[–]marcus_s123 12 points13 points ago

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That's the Aztec calendar.

[–]redlinezo6 6 points7 points ago

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Boooyahcasha!!!!

I hate that everyone gets this wrong...

[–]BaronVonWeiss 1 point2 points ago*

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Well sir, I salute you. Although to be fair, every google image search for "Mayan Calender" turns up that image.

[–]Remilla 3 points4 points ago

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Looking at the way it is set up, to my trained eye, it is upside down. They should fix that.

[–]JDempes 32 points33 points ago

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80085

[–]durmanhoth 25 points26 points ago

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Upside down it's still 2BOOB

Good enough for me!

[–]JDempes 4 points5 points ago

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Well you need more than one :D

[–]flume 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's just rotated 180 degrees. Flipped upside down (mirrored across a horizontal axis), it's 80082, or BOOBZ.

[–]Revs2Nine 7 points8 points ago

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This is on the front page, Reddit? Really? REALLY!?

[–]halethrain 3 points4 points ago

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Fun fact Mayan facts:

The Mayan calendar doesn't end on 2012. That date is just one date, kind of near the bottom of their calendar. The calendar in question, called the long calendar, was only created due to the Mayan short calendar repeating dates every 18,980 days.

To solve the problem of exact repetition of dates, the Mayan's created a long count calendar. December 21st, 2012 is simply the date on the calendar that signifies a completion of one cycle of the long count. So, by the Mayan Calendar, we are simply beginning the next "b'ak'tun".

When I was touring the Coba ruins in Mexico, I believe the tour guide showed that the last written date on the long calendar was equivalent to the year 4 quintillion or something like that.

[–]Duct_Tape_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

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yes and no, the people are still all referencing their math based on erroneous translations, I forget what the proper date i have to search for it once I'm not at work...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've made a huge mistake!

[–]davie18 7 points8 points ago

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Since when does an upside-down 2 look like a 5?

[–]Korkymann 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bieberhol69 10 points11 points ago

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[–]BulletStorm 1 point2 points ago

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Why isn't this the highest rated comment?

[–]ALGUIENoALGO 3 points4 points ago

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wrong subreddit

Memes - Go to /AdviceAnimals instead.

[–]wakeentry[!] 2 points3 points ago

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That's where he stole it from.

[–]My_College 10 points11 points ago

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because 2012 doesn't look like 5015 upside down (I.e. 2102).

EDIT: The '5' would be backwards.

[–]stay_puft_man 1 point2 points ago

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You mean, it doesn't look like 5105 upside down. May wanna edit that :)

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 11 points12 points ago

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actually, it does, have a look.

try it for yourself in paint.

[–]carlosammarin 26 points27 points ago

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Upside down (180º rotation) is different from vertical flip (x-axis reflection).

[–]flume 1 point2 points ago

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To me, upside down means you grabbed it on both ends and turned it 180 degrees around the horizontal axis. For an object with constant cross section (or a 2-D image, as is the case here), this is the same as mirroring it along a non-intersecting horizontal axis.

What you're doing is turning it about an axis perpendicular to the plane on which the image appears.

Neither of us is really wrong, per se.

[–]ryandaily 7 points8 points ago

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You wouldn't flip a calendar so much as rotate it.

[–]faultydesign 9 points10 points ago

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Actually... (180º) http://imgur.com/SoTQi

[–]ExpectTheUnexpected 0 points1 point ago

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Still 90 years more than expected.

[–]ras344 0 points1 point ago

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And we'll probably all be dead by then anyway, so who cares!

[–]flume 0 points1 point ago

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goo goo gaa gaa WAAAHHH!!! :(

[–]Whats_all_this_then 0 points1 point ago

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And "1" could in fact be seen as a "7", so that's another 600 years right there.

[–]mathematicool 3 points4 points ago

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Correct. But the result of that is 5015, whereas it is 5105 in the original picture.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 0 points1 point ago

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So 5015 and not 5105 as in OP's photo. No one cares about details anymore in the quest for karmapoints, do they?

[–]Korkymann 2 points3 points ago

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Flip it around the vertical axis and you get 5105. This image shows 2012 rotated 180o about the three principal axes.

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[–]My_College -1 points0 points ago

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i.e. = "That is" where as E.g. = "For example." IMO I am correct

[–]aenigma42 4 points5 points ago

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Actually, that would be backwards. If we were holding it upside down, it would be 5015.

[–]zalthor 1 point2 points ago

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OH NO! Does this mean we can't use the "it IS the end of the world, you know?" line to get laid this December?

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

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Still more plausible than that 10th planet bullshit.

EDIT: Ninth? Planet? 11th? Wait... is Pluto a planet again? I'm confused...

[–]Rebuhl 0 points1 point ago

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[–]taniquetil 1 point2 points ago

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What if

We followed the rules in the sidebar

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 1 point2 points ago

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That upside down would be '2102"

[–]lawlesskenny 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody's been Tumbl'n

[–]Unknownweirdo 1 point2 points ago

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What happens if they just got bored of creating the calender and some troll put the end of the world for a joke?

They would be one of the ultimate trolls.

[–]enza252 1 point2 points ago

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Go back to r/AdviceAnimals

[–]Stoics 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Pokebarrs024 3 points4 points ago

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Pretty positive they didn't have digital clocks.

[–]justwannaboogie 4 points5 points ago

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9gag repost

[–]beguiledobject 3 points4 points ago

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Woah.

[–]OSNKakarot 1 point2 points ago

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I know the world doesn't end in 2012. My Doritos don't expire until 2014.

[–]gr3yh47 2 points3 points ago*

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5105 is 5015 upside down - if it were rotated, which is the only way to read something upside-down

[–]Antidote -3 points-2 points ago

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Since retard

[–]gr3yh47 -3 points-2 points ago

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fuck you moron. read the edit.

[–]Antidote 1 point2 points ago

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I was saying since reddit went retard, not you.

[–]Finaltidus[!] 1 point2 points ago

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what if they ran out of room?

WHOA

[–]mynameisleo 0 points1 point ago

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Well the Mayans probably wouldntve used the same number symbols

[–]TrippyVersion 0 points1 point ago

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I turned my head 90 degrees to see this and my neck already hurt so I turned my screen upside down.

[–]Nobson 0 points1 point ago

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Then there's no need for us to worry...

[–]ComradeCopyCat_ru 0 points1 point ago

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What if? The only difference is that they'd be wrong at a later time.

[–]burnredatdawn 0 points1 point ago

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Wait a second....... The worlds gonna end?

[–]leroyalwithcheese69 0 points1 point ago

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John Connor will save us all

[–]Mds03 0 points1 point ago

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wouldnt that mean it starts in 5105?

[–]Pyro627 0 points1 point ago*

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It wouldn't really matter. It's not like we use the calendar anyway, and there is no more significane to it ending then your wall calendar ending.

Whoever says it means the world is going to end probably also believes you can travel back in time by flying around the world and over the international date line repeatedly.

[–]sxysteve 0 points1 point ago

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Just to be safe we will worry right now and than again in 5105.

[–]jpcollier90 0 points1 point ago

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So begins the 2012 apocalypse posts...

[–]Cognoggin 0 points1 point ago

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I keep trying to hold it upside down but it just help

[–]utd87sin 0 points1 point ago

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One cannot simply turn a circle upside down.

[–]marcus_s123 0 points1 point ago

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What if you're posting to the wrong subreddit?

[–]everythingfootball 0 points1 point ago

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brace yourselves. The australian jokes are coming

[–]13_0_0_0_0 0 points1 point ago

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Then my name would be wrong.

[–]Kx2hunter 0 points1 point ago

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since when do mayans hold the fucking divine right to determine the end of the world

[–]timeel39 0 points1 point ago

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2012 upside down would look like 2102, not 5105.

[–]tontonsonic 0 points1 point ago

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Upside down... Fucking useless iPad

[–]nightred 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, i thought we would be done with this mayan stuff. but now we are going to have many more years of it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What if the Mayan calendar said that the world would end in 2012? FTFY...

[–]NueDumaz 0 points1 point ago

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Whooooooah.

Dude...............

[–]MitchConor 0 points1 point ago

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What if world has ended and God is playing a prank on us?

WHOA

[–]narcalexi -2 points-1 points ago

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surprised Keanu?

[–]loonybean 3 points4 points ago

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Conspiracy Keanu ಠ_ಠ

[–]alphamike1 -2 points-1 points ago

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The calendar is not a piece of paper you imbecile.

[–]ttblue -1 points0 points ago

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Holding it upside down... and reading it off a mirror.

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