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[–]DanKillz 113 points114 points ago

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Peter Singh? He should be called Amal Shukup.

[–]bokbok 26 points27 points ago

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His number one hit was Heartbreak Patel

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sheik Madiq

[–]flamingboard 1 point2 points ago

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Suq Madiq

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[–]NoProof 24 points25 points ago

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He gets all the phudi

[–]Petrichord 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Fappymeal 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

[–]superanth 1 point2 points ago

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tat.

[–]Newshoe 41 points42 points ago

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He Sikhs the truth

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[–]Squalor- 26 points27 points ago

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Someone should Punjab you in the face.

[–]Shadowsoal 14 points15 points ago

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Hooray for ignorance in the name of bad puns!

[–]beer_OMG_beer 11 points12 points ago

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He comes off as xenuphobic when he confucius religions like that.

[–]Squidfist 3 points4 points ago

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Is Xenuphobia... a fear of Xenu?

[–]princeahleefabulous 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MrOrsom 9 points10 points ago

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[–]flamingboard 24 points25 points ago

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He is now being detained forever without trial.

[–]shiner_man 4 points5 points ago

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Quick, somebody post one of those this is a re-post funny things to go along with this.

[–]pranavrc 3 points4 points ago

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I have a Sikh friend and he's a fun guy. They're all pretty fun guys, actually. But talented. And well-built too. Maybe like this guy here They have their Sikh jokes too.

[–]SikhGamer 3 points4 points ago

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^ Thank you, thank you very much.

[–]Elvis_the_pie_rat 2 points3 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]Da_Fuck 2 points3 points ago

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Get Peter Singh some butter chicken

[–]imatreehugga 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DarthContinent 3 points4 points ago

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[–]kabukistar 3 points4 points ago

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[–]dihsho 3 points4 points ago

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"5 months ago" i think you can let this one slip, soldier

[–]Parlex 1 point2 points ago

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and only one upvote was given in this thread!

[–]Schlessel 0 points1 point ago

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and suddenly I can sympathize with the "get off my lawn" types

[–]iggyfenton 1 point2 points ago

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I always wondered how Dave Attell got his start....

[–]ninjaroach 1 point2 points ago

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"I don't smoke weed, I don't drink liquor, I don't have no baby mommas and I don't date strippers."

-DJ Assault

That's pretty damn close.

[–]savaero 1 point2 points ago

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Note: Peter Singh is a Sikh, and I have a 30 minute VHS documentary about him. If this comment gets 100 upvotes, I will digitize the full documentary and post it on the Internet.

[–]respondingperson 0 points1 point ago

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They say imitation is a form of flattery. In this case...I disagree.

[–]itsjustbulbasaur 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rx-bandit 0 points1 point ago

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I've got a singh-king feeling Elvis would not be proud.

[–]Jack_Ramone 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this a Minor Threat song?

[–]Scorp63 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sapientiam -1 points0 points ago

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[–]elvisman113 0 points1 point ago

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his turban is enwrapturing

[–]Captain_d00m 0 points1 point ago

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Go and listen to his amazing recordings

[–]BeingSeriousHere 0 points1 point ago

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Does the surname Singh have any particular significance to Sikhs or is it just a popular name?

[–]AbheekEB 0 points1 point ago

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Singh means lion and it's a surname that's used in several cultures in India. There are also variations of it such as 'Singham' in Marathi which means the same thing. For Sikhs however, Singh is the middle name for every Sikh male, while Kaur (means princess) is the middle name of every female.

[–]funkah -1 points0 points ago

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"I get drunk and I smoke weed, what yo' ass wanna hear?

I didn't answer you clear? I met Manson this year, okay?"

-- Swifty McVay

[–]westonci -2 points-1 points ago

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he must be suburban

[–]NeedToSay -2 points-1 points ago

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Nice repost fucking cock sucker. 4th time i've seen this on reddit.

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

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Guns, cars and sitars. Bombay the Hard Way!

[–]Praise6The6Sun6 -1 points0 points ago

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Praise The Sun

[–]dean815 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]AnthonyKing -1 points0 points ago

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Except he wouldn't because Elvis loved his drugs.

[–]travatron -1 points0 points ago

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hahaha...i actually have an Indian uncle who has hair just like Elvis and loves him. he even named his son Elvis

[–]p0p0 -4 points-3 points ago

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Yeah, smoking heroin is pretty intense.

[–]zt2000 -2 points-1 points ago

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Seen this few times and it still makes me laugh!

[–]skarface6 -2 points-1 points ago

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Just as long as he drinks beer.

[–]BudsBunny -4 points-3 points ago

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Yeeee Patel-vis

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[–]matsky 1 point2 points ago*

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Hardcore racist? Source?

Edit: Only Wiki, but... I didn't think so.

"From the beginning of his national fame, Presley expressed respect for African American performers and their music, and disregard for the norms of segregation and racial prejudice then prevalent in the South

....Despite the largely positive view of Presley held by African Americans, a rumor spread in mid-1957 that he had at some point announced, "The only thing Negroes can do for me is buy my records and shine my shoes."

..."A lot of people have accused Elvis of stealing the black man's music, when in fact, almost every black solo entertainer copied his stage mannerisms from Elvis."[309] And throughout his career, Presley plainly acknowledged his debt.