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[–]mathkillaz 41 points42 points ago

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Kaaa Neeee Daaaaa!!!!

Anyone else see that?

[–]MustStopMasturbating 22 points23 points ago

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TET SUUOOOUOUUUOOOOOOOUUOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Zomgwtf_Leetsauce 11 points12 points ago

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KAAAAANEEDAAAAA!

[–]GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy 6 points7 points ago

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TETSUOOOO!

[–]crafty_canuck 19 points20 points ago

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Canada here. What's up?

[–]mach500 2 points3 points ago

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You.

[–]deathonater 7 points8 points ago

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That's 'Mr. Kaneda' to you, punk!

[–]ares623 2 points3 points ago

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What do you see?

[–]zolfe 1 point2 points ago

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I saw that.

[–]GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy 1 point2 points ago

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totally. you beat me to it.

[–]borja514 26 points27 points ago

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[–]prometheus1981 12 points13 points ago

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I always feel my nuts going back inside me when I see a syringe.

[–]Pyro627 9 points10 points ago

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Testes... Needles....

Now I hate you for making me see any kind of connection at all there.

[–]eyecite 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck you guys, this kid's a G.

[–]GrapeGrapeGrape 15 points16 points ago

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IMPOSSIFLUUU

[–]yonicay 4 points5 points ago

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IMPOSSIFRUUU*

[–]blade2000 4 points5 points ago

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[–]winampman 5 points6 points ago

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Same. That's an old classic. The best part is the kid who's next in line. Everyone else is laughing but he's suddenly extremely aware that he's next in line.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago

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Do this for every single repost ever as well so that we may have true justice.

[–]otakucode 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda surprised that Reddit hasn't developed a repost detecting system, at least for pictures. Testing the similarity of pictures isn't too difficult... even if they just did a straight hash of the image file, which would be quite easy to do, they would catch many.

[–]Martin_The_Warrior 0 points1 point ago

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But it isn't against the rules to repost is it? It is only frowned upon.

[–]prometheus1981 -1 points0 points ago

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Should we upvote your post or the original posts.

[–]MoDub 4 points5 points ago

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Cute kid. But all I can think of is, that nurse isn't wearing gloves.

[–]MonksLady 2 points3 points ago

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Same here! I thought face mask but no gloves?

[–]Kaylag 48 points49 points ago

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BRING ON THE REPOSTS

[–]slipperyfist 30 points31 points ago

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The more it's reposted, the more practice I get at coming up with the funniest comment. I think I'll really get into the rhythm within the next 10 reposts.

[–]Jtrinity45 13 points14 points ago

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wow never thought of it that way. now I look forward to reposts :D

[–]Pyro627 5 points6 points ago

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You monster.

[–]kidrobots 8 points9 points ago

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You want more reposts? Challenge accepted!

[–]uneekfreek 3 points4 points ago

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Repost ALL the pics!

[–]Dapwell 6 points7 points ago

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That explains why their username is facebook_hero...

[–]DigitalHubris 4 points5 points ago

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Bring on the memes.

[–]DaJoker117 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this. Was not disappointed.

[–]hattmarrington 2 points3 points ago

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FLEX!!! FLEX THAT ARM!!!

[–]daaaaaaaaniel 4 points5 points ago

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Wouldn't that shit hurt much more if you're flexing?

[–]Pfeffersack 1 point2 points ago

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Donate blood and get a flu shot. Report back which hurts more.

[–]daaaaaaaaniel 0 points1 point ago

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I'm talking about flexing your biceps. If you're flexing your bicep and get a flu shot there, it'll hurt more. Blood gets drawn from the middle of your arm.

[–]Pfeffersack 0 points1 point ago

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Sure thing. I'm just not afraid of silly flu shots anymore.

[–]fa1thless 2 points3 points ago

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Required shots to be in Jacks Black's new School of Anarchy?

[–]flash84x 2 points3 points ago

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Kid on the left is gonna grow up and be a serial killer, he is really getting off on that kids pain.

[–]My_Wife_Doesnt_Know 1 point2 points ago

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"You like that, don'tcha Bitch!"

[–]Ikimasen 2 points3 points ago

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And let the terror reign?

[–]maxhan 2 points3 points ago

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School of Atheism.

[–]mandrei68 6 points7 points ago

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OP just submits reposts. I fucking hate people like that

[–]Misacorp 4 points5 points ago

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Why is this not a rage face yet?

[–]Tr0ub4dor3 2 points3 points ago

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Rike a boss!

[–]coldpants 6 points7 points ago

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There needs to be a NSFPWAFTON (Not suitable for people who are fucking terrified of needles) tag. I did enjoy the rest of the picture though, all things considered.

[–]junior612 1 point2 points ago

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[NSFPWAFTON] http://i.imgur.com/xdiSy.jpg

Vaccinations are serious business.

[–]coldpants 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for tag. Did not view picture.

[–]arte444 4 points5 points ago

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Really? This image is pretty much clip-art now

[–]real_nice_guy 1 point2 points ago

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COME AT ME, INOCULATION.

[–]MrUnimportant 1 point2 points ago

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Does the A on the uniforms represent the grade they are expected to get?

[–]suckthisdeth 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Cutth 1 point2 points ago

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STICKPACK

[–]pranavrc 1 point2 points ago

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Rage face unlocked. Meme unraveled.

[–]ScottieB530 1 point2 points ago

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Hes gonna grow up to be a pretty good Major League Baseball player someday...

[–]renegademaniac 1 point2 points ago

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So brave.

[–]B_S_O_D 1 point2 points ago

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"Challenge Accepted!"

[–]darkNergy 1 point2 points ago

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Thank God for curing those Asian kids' atheism.

[–]kqpro 1 point2 points ago

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that was my worst fear when i was little : (

[–]meSteve 1 point2 points ago

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Pain Tolerance lvl : Asian

[–]manskron 1 point2 points ago

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Pain? IMPOSSIBRU!!!

[–]againfaster1123 1 point2 points ago

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Why do Asians make the best painfaces?

[–]fantastic_mr_f 4 points5 points ago

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I remember seeing this a long long time ago in a chain email. Still funny though.

[–]jacKofKats 3 points4 points ago

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He's cool coz he know the crack is coming down the mainline.

[–]Eyke21 3 points4 points ago

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the girl next to him likes him <3

[–]cmatt010 4 points5 points ago

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Girl on left likes the tough guy.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 2 points3 points ago

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That boy is getting an injection from a nurse

[–]bokbok 1 point2 points ago

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Someone should make that kids face a rage face

[–]expecto_patronum 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for sheer hilarity. Plus I like the look of amusement on the other kid's face.

[–]you_wanted_facebook 0 points1 point ago

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You got lost...

[–]wildinthestreets 0 points1 point ago

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Don't let em see you cry ol boy!

[–]BHisa 0 points1 point ago

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Hardcore from the Brain / Let's go inside my Astral Plane /Find out my mental / based on instrumental / Records, hey / So I can write monumental / METHODS...

In closing, Brothers want to hang with the Meth / Bring a rope / Cause the only way you hang is by the neck.

[–]Deinosmos 0 points1 point ago

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That's not it; the syringe is filled with air.

[–]hallofwindows 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh in the face of this repost!

[–]M1RSH3 0 points1 point ago

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Idk why, but he reminds me of popeye

[–]Menion 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I imagine I'll look when I get a tattoo.

[–]CptAhole 0 points1 point ago

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what bitch?? this hurts? Maybe to you pussy Americans....

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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That reminds me of my childhood.

[–]PhilsophicFox 0 points1 point ago

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Rike a boss.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

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THINK ABOUT THE LOLLIPOP. THINK ABOUT THE LOLLIPOP. PLEASE DON'T BE BIRCH BEER OR MYSTERY.

[–]ThePain 0 points1 point ago

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Yes? What?

[–]wtf81 0 points1 point ago

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Repost number 14,321. Down vote away.

[–]spinningballofdeath 0 points1 point ago

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...and where are the nurse's gloves?

[–]BowlingisnotNam 0 points1 point ago

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I like the anarchy symbol, and refuse to believe its anything but.

[–]blueskysiii 0 points1 point ago

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Meme status achieved! Somebody do the paperwork on this for me, will ya?

[–]jimjamjoo 0 points1 point ago

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That little girl next to him just fell in love with this badboy.

[–]safariplanet 0 points1 point ago

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›8€

[–]Grakos 0 points1 point ago

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"You wanna ride, Tetsuo!?"

[–]xHaZxMaTx 0 points1 point ago

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Difficulty level: Asian Popeye

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

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Tetanus? IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]otakucode 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't we have the Anarchy Scouts any more?

[–]colld 0 points1 point ago

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Damn throwback

[–]deathxom3n 0 points1 point ago

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repost....

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

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roids or heroine? your choice!

[–]NurseTurkleton 0 points1 point ago

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Why is she not wearing gloves? ::cringe::

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hurts more when the doctor does it nice and slow

[–]Bastou 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kotoandjuri 0 points1 point ago

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As a vasovagal trypanophobe, you get all the downvotes.

[–]celina_w 0 points1 point ago

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This should be made into a rage face!

[–]MeleeCyrus 0 points1 point ago

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IMPOSSIBRU'S SON!

[–]F4il3d 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I felt getting my flu shot today... 11coms 142pts 2mos funny
Bring on the pain 122coms 984pts 9mos pics
How I take my shots... 45coms 204pts 5mos funny
After no pic day I felt....LIKE A BOSS! 0coms -3pts 6mos funny
LIKE A BOSS! 0coms 5pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]kedvaledrummer 0 points1 point ago

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Some reposts are awesome enough to upvote... again

[–]sageguitar70 0 points1 point ago

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Germs?? IMPOSSIBRU!!

[–]matballking 0 points1 point ago

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You no 'B'sian! You 'A'sian!!

[–]Dovakhim 1 point2 points ago

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buringu da pahinu

[–]KohokuJack 0 points1 point ago

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OP does nothing but recycle other people's content for karma. No comment history, no originality ; should be banned IMO.

[–]Zenderquai -1 points0 points ago*

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EPIC manga pain-face.

[–]tugginmydalot -5 points-4 points ago

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Downvote ALL THE THINGS!

[–]graveybrains 5 points6 points ago

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THE OPPOSITE OF THAT!

[–]tugginmydalot 0 points1 point ago

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You cant see it now, but the only reason I said that is because every single post was in the negatives... now my post makes no sence!

[–]graveybrains 0 points1 point ago

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I saw it and, like I think a lot of other people also thought, assumed you did it and corrected it. Sorry for any misunderstanding.

[–]fuckratheism -1 points0 points ago

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how many times a week do we need to see this before reddit stops upvoting it?

[–]jyz002 -1 points0 points ago

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if you're going to repost, at least have an original title...

[–]james9075 -1 points0 points ago

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HOLY HELL!!! THAT ASIAN HAS HIS EYES OPEN!!!!

[–]amanojaku -2 points-1 points ago

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From the little 'A' on his shirt, I think he looks like an atheist getting inoculated against religion!

[–]BIG_FAT_JERK -2 points-1 points ago

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LOL DOES HE EVEN WORKOUT?