I make the same face when I drink Jagermeister

RabbaJabba · 9 months

OP is college freshman.

the_mentor · 9 months

False. Jager is delicious.

Bears_in_Bowlers · 9 months

Must have never drank Jager before.

LeakyVision · 9 months

Is there a version with her being kicked in the face by Liu Kang yet or not?

Goostafari · 9 months

You sir are a pussy.

DaleDenton · 9 months

It's Jäger! Jägermeister. With an Ä. Just saying.

littlelionman17 · 9 months

Jaegar? Seriously? it is equivalent of the sweet nectar of zeus's personal stores. grow a pair.

mikey_croatia · 9 months

I don't make the face. I do fall on my back, though...

archaicmessiah · 9 months

If you are unable to drink your Jager straight, I suggest putting it in some Dr Pepper. I mixed those two together a few years ago and my friends are still surprised how good it tastes.

Yourmyfavoritedeputy · 9 months

You're a pussy, jäger is like candy

K5000 · 9 months

Jägermeister? Really? I'd love to see your face when trying Unicum (Hungary), then. Or Fernet Branca (Italy). OR Riga Black Balsam (Latvia). Jägermeister is like the almost sweet candy version of those. :D

Another fun bitter liquor to try is Becherovka from Czech. Not as mean but interesting!

dreamstatemind · 9 months

Jager is like a chaser for real shots.

niXor · 9 months

I got the moves like Jäger.

beefor · 9 months

Jager tastes like less minty toothpaste.

conluceo · 9 months

Then i recommend you taste some Fernet.

nemod1992 · 9 months

It's also what usually happens to me 15 minutes after drinking (lots of) Jager...

turtleballsack · 9 months

do you have a baby vagina as well?

zimbabwe7878 · 9 months

Jäger is as smooth as Keith Stone.

ArrowH3ad · 9 months

jager is da bomb

leaptheman · 9 months

Jager is pretty good, but this is indeed my reaction to Bud Light.

Pit_of_Death · 9 months

I also fall over the same way.

enkafan · 9 months

If you chase jager with orange juice it neutralizes that reaction. Same thing with pickle juice and tequila.

troll_username · 9 months

invisible taser

urkiburki · 9 months

you should drinking karsk

Jman460 · 9 months

that's my sister everytime she has to take medicine. 18 years old and she still has to be watched or she spits out.

CharlieTango · 9 months

Jager doesnt need a chaser and its not that harsh, but if you dont like the taste of black licorice, you're going to hate it.

dkonoclast · 9 months

Never try scotch then.

article134 · 9 months

that's my tequila face, no questions asked, no matter how hard i fight it. I loathe tequila and avoid it at all costs...but occasionally....a friend will shove one in my face and say it's already paid for and i reluctantly force it down with the impending embarrassment of having no control over making this face.

h0ll0w · 9 months

A 40/10MBit connection fuelled by BT Infinity, BTs latest in mass consumer Fibre connections, a 4.4/1.0 MB/s real world throughput and yet I still have to watch most gifs twice as it stutters!

IL_is_not_ItaLy · 9 months

In the NYE i shouted at everyone " LOOK, IT IS CHOCALATA !!!"....

alixstaysgold · 9 months

I had a picture of me making that face while taking a shot of Jager, but alas, I cannot find it. I love Jager most days.

Yetifunk223 · 9 months

Anyone else think that baby looks like Patton Oswald?

SpreadShot · 9 months

Pro tip from germany: try Jägermeister with this: Fanta Orange

Subcidal · 9 months

Jager is THE best liqour.

Sysiphuslove · 9 months

Aw, Jager is tasty. I can't slam it or drink a lot of it (can't with any liquor really) but sipped, it's hella better than Jack.

[deleted] · 9 months

Every time I drink Jäger I am reminded of that part in Scar Tissue (book by Anthony Kiedis - singer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers) where he says that since they wouldn't shoot heroin on the road they would drink Jäger because that was the closest thing.

etm124 · 9 months

This is gif my buddy made of me. The night I graduated college. Yes, that is Jagermeister. http://i.imgur.com/Qi8ui.gif

FordPrefectsDong · 9 months

Jager is the ichor of the devil distilled into a delicious and evil form. I would argue this girl could be drinking ouzo, however. Judging by the face, of course.

onewerd · 9 months

If you don't like Jager, fuck you.

mcallister24 · 9 months

No face, no chase. Step ya game up son

Jgusdaddy · 9 months

i used to love jager until i developed a psychological aversion after a few absurd nights.

ikfotsur · 9 months

I make the same face when I drink Everclear

FTFY

Bezulba · 9 months

LOl, that's the same face my nephew made when my sister was feeding him some brocolicombowithsomethingnasty. She thought it tasted like crap when she tried it, he obviously did too

az2oh · 9 months

Thanks to the title I watched this as though the little girl was drinking Jager and in the end she fell off her imaginary bar stool. Thank you OP for making the end of my work day that much better!

Roman420 · 9 months

Same here

natetan · 9 months

jager makes you sneeze?

fuckingcreep · 9 months

Just drink Jagerbombs. Then pop your collar and call somebody a faggot. And bum a Parliament/Turkish Silver from your bro. Then talk to some slam-piece who comes up asking for a cigarette, as she's explaining, "I only smoke when I'm drunk. Like, all my friends give me shit for it. They're such bitches blahblahblah etc etc." Go home with her and rawdog.

All that aside, jagerbombs are fucking delicious and insofar as amateur liquor drinking the only thing better is Sailor Jerry's with a coke back. It tastes like vanilla coke, so pussies like you can drink 3 of them in a night! Imagine that!

DitkasBigSausage · 9 months

Pussy.

JCelsius · 9 months

I know a lot of people evidently like it, but I think it taste just like cough medicine. Nasty.

SonOfDadOfSam · 9 months

Why are you giving that little girl Jagermeister?

And why would you not like Jagermeister?

Bubbasauru · 9 months

Yeah I make that face too! That bottle is like pure sugar. Eww!

SimplyElegant · 9 months

pussy

emohipster · 9 months

ITT 14yo's who think they can drink

lildansonman · 9 months

Jager much like revenge is best served cold, ice cold. I keep it in the glass chiller at my bar and patrons claim I serve the coldest jagermeister in town.

tecksbuk · 9 months

You make that face for Jager? Seriously? You must be a pussy.

Jealousy123 · 9 months

Then why do you drink it?

postman2448 · 9 months

I remember my first time drinking Jager

KlamzXtreme · 9 months

My Jäger drinking face is identical to my water drinking face.

collegemom76 · 9 months

I fall over too after a couple.

bluetux · 9 months

Jägah bombs, Jägah bombs, Jägah bombs

Wutzberger · 9 months

When I was 16, we used to drink U-Boot. Take a large glas, fill it up with Red Bull, then take a shot glas, fill it with Jägermeister. Then put the shot glas into the large glas and drink it. When 18, we invented the Atom-Uboot (atomic submarine). Same thing, but with a large glas of Jägermeister and a shot of Red Bull.

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