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[–]ThatsSoSwan 16 points17 points ago

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Horrible trigger discipline.

[–]banannasaurus 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say that.

[–]JMCSD 0 points1 point ago

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Why do you guys have to be so fast!

[–]ThatsSoSwan 1 point2 points ago

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You had 5 hours. I will be sure to give a post 6 before I comment next time. My bad.

[–]JMCSD 0 points1 point ago

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That would be the decent thing to do.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the same thing, but he's surrounded by Klan's Men and he stops to take a picture. I image that in the next frame, he finishes tilting the shotgun and fires off a spray of buckshot into the guys behind him.

[–]ChimiHoffa 84 points85 points ago

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As a 30something caucasian, American male, I would pay all the dollars to see a movie where this guy kicks the shit out of those guys.

[–]digger-please 6 points7 points ago

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As a 30 something black racist, I would not pay any money to see my fellow klansmen racists exploited.

[–]GrandChawhee[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, Clayton Bigsby, you slay me.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 2 points3 points ago

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He dicorced his wife because she was a "nigger lover"

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I would too, but I don't think it should be played by a goofy actor. They should go for real black action hero. I'm thinking the guy who played Omar in The Wire.

[–]ElLuchador 9 points10 points ago

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watch Boardwalk Empire, the actor who played omar in the wire kills and tortures members of the kkk!

[–]Spr09 1 point2 points ago

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or watch ghostbusters with the colors inverted

[–]ZarehB 6 points7 points ago

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make it Sam Jackson circa Pulp Fiction era and we have ourselves a movie

[–]Dovakhim 1 point2 points ago

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that's the beginning of bad boys 2

[–]awe300 2 points3 points ago

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Denzel Washington

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

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Black Dynamite.

[–]SuperTurtle 5 points6 points ago

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Can we just have a movie series where each group that's been oppressed like this (Jews in the inquisition, Women at Salem, Armenians) travels through time, gets some crazy powerful weapon from someone from modern day, then goes back and kicks ass and liberates his or her people?

[–]PARSLEYsage 4 points5 points ago

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This would be the best blaxploitation movie ever.

[–]NeverStopPosting 8 points9 points ago

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jew brainwashing win!

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[–]BrockFSamson 1 point2 points ago

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few upvotes - gone full nazi.

yup. i think you have gone full derp

[–]Excentinel -5 points-4 points ago

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Zog Machine brainwashing machine win.

TEH J00Z control Hollywood yew know.

[–]busdude 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously you have to add that your caucasian to show everyone that "I'm not racist!!!!"

[–]ChimiHoffa 4 points5 points ago

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Don't worry---I'm prejudiced against all races equally.

[–]actualsnow -3 points-2 points ago

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Seconded.

[–]Nevrak -3 points-2 points ago

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I agree as well

[–]FreeDirt -4 points-3 points ago

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As a 20 something caucasian, American female, I would also pay all dollars to see this movie.

[–]kirbysings 8 points9 points ago

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This is a promo shot for an artist named Jeremy Chambers, friend of a friend of mine.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jeremy-Chambers/74853123199

[–]CaptainFaggotHands 5 points6 points ago

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The nearest shooting range to buy this guy some lessons on trigger discipline.

[–]jmun77 13 points14 points ago

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KLAN BUSTERS!!

[–]xanemadman 6 points7 points ago

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Just found THE BEST L4D2 spray...

[–]InnOfAsians 5 points6 points ago

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Chalky?

[–]alandgraf -2 points-1 points ago

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Chalky White?

[–]larryspub[!] 10 points11 points ago

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This made me laugh so hard at work my boss came out of his meeting to see if I was ok...take an upvote

[–]MrMellow91 3 points4 points ago

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i was hoping not to be the only one who laughed too much at this

[–]fishbutt314 2 points3 points ago

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I gonna call David Duke and the westboro baptist church

[–]icase81 2 points3 points ago

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I would call Chalky White, but thats just me.

[–]Maloxy 3 points4 points ago

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He ain't afraid of no ghost.

[–]ViolenceHero 1 point2 points ago

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[This made me think of that movie Best of the Best 3. Tae Kwon Do vs. KKK, now if only this were in it the movie would have been perfect.]

[–]ih8karma 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder how people would react if the roles were reversed?

[–]MyKillK 1 point2 points ago

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That's racist

[–]butterpops 1 point2 points ago

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Needs a brazzer logo on it.

[–]Roont 1 point2 points ago

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-Applause-

[–]Mexipad 3 points4 points ago

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Sweet baby Jesus that's amazing; have an upvote.

[–]saucepanicus 1 point2 points ago

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My sweet innocent sister in law went to visit her family in Florida when she was a little girl. It was around the time when ghost busters 2 came out, so there was this big Ghostbusters revival going on. Anyway, she begged her mom for this ghost busters shirt, because it was so cute because it had this tan ghost on it, instead of the white one, because ghosts are tan in Florida!

The mom said no, then got mad, and made her leave the store. My sister in law begged and begged for the shirt the whole trip and the mom was curt and just said no and asked her to drop the subject. Apparently my sister in law was obsessed with this tee-shirt because recently she brought it up at dinner to the mom, and she asked why she wasnt allowed to have it, and it would be such a cool vintage shirt now.

Well it turned out this was the shirt was a racist KKK spoof. It said Spook Busters, and the ghost was a black person, not tan.

[–]ChaosMotor 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like Mom could have bothered to explain this to the kid. Kids aren't retarded.

[–]saucepanicus 0 points1 point ago

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I would assume that she did explain it, and the girl was like 4 or 5 and didn't understand racism, and doesn't remember that part about it, but has a vivid memory of the shirt.

[–]MmmOnions 1 point2 points ago

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two quick observations:

  1. I think someone got the meaning of spooks backwards.
  2. Isn't he outnumbered?

  3. (just saying) I'd watch a movie like that.

[–]T0mServo 1 point2 points ago

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Alright, ignorance with more ignorance. :) neat.

[–]scatmango 2 points3 points ago

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Okay... Let's switch the roles Reddit the KKK with guns and the black guy in the back. Still cool? I'm amazed how people feel it's appropriate to hurt/kill someone because of how they think... If I call a black person a nigger it is completely acceptable for him to beat the shit out of me for a word... He may even get applauded. People are so backwards when it comes to equal rights.

[–]Demynhunter -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh, shut the fuck up, it's a joke.

[–]Tronus 1 point2 points ago

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This needs to exist.

[–]NaughtyDreadz 0 points1 point ago

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he ain't afraid of no er, dragons?

[–]degenererad 0 points1 point ago

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Can't Be Unseen.. hahaha

[–]MustangGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Well since you are holding a shotgun I ain't gonna call you a muthafucka, fuck around and get my ass shot!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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jones

[–]stun 0 points1 point ago

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the Murder Consultant!

[–]lostmyfoundit 0 points1 point ago

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ctrl+f spooks....ok...good...I'm not the only one who saw the irony in a black man wearing an outfit usually worn while hunting spooks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maintenance.

[–]Bruc3w4yn3 0 points1 point ago

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"I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!"

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

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Five white men where killed during this photoshoot.

[–]mockduckcompanion 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

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[–]DrDragun 1 point2 points ago

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The Ghostbusters symbol resembles a Ku Klux Klan uniform.

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[–]AKADidymus 1 point2 points ago

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I was about to go WTF? But then I was like oh, he's just trolling.

[–]AliasUndercover -1 points0 points ago

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Love it.

[–]SpartacusAlpha -1 points0 points ago

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If this isn't a movie, WHY THE HELL ISN'T IT?

[–]SeniorJaleaDeUva -3 points-2 points ago

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this needs to become a l4d style video game.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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I don't really get why this is funny, but okay.

[–]CharonIDRONES 3 points4 points ago

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Cause they're "ghosts" (sheet draped over them like a child for Halloween) and he is a Ghostbuster. And it's funny because he's black.