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[–]KillAllTheThings 22 points23 points ago

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Nope. Landstuhl Post Burger King Germany. Look closely at the red sign above the sitting women's head. 3rd line from the bottom. However it is highly likely that everyone in the picture is an American (the BK employee could be German).

[–]ChristopherT 0 points1 point ago

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Everything looks English to me...What does the 3rd line from the bottom say? Why is everything I read in English?

[–]JasJ002 1 point2 points ago

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when you go overseas the US air bases have fast food places on base, they obviously have their signs in english. This sign says Landstuhl (aka Ramstein) which is the biggest US base in europe and definitely has its own restaurants.

[–]Teh_Spacers 17 points18 points ago

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Considering he's wearing a U.S. Navy uniform......

[–]cadex 12 points13 points ago

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How can you not know something yet guarantee it?

[–]fenderhnk 15 points16 points ago

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It was taken at Burger King.

[–]Lillipout 3 points4 points ago*

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You are incorrect. This photo was taken in Landstuhl, Germany. The nurse, sailor and probably his friend are American, but the fatty is almost certainly a German civilian.

[–]iAmJawshh 2 points3 points ago

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Is that... Laverne?

[–]mikey_croatia 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, you can tell by the soldier's uniform.

[–]DoubleHawk4Life 9 points10 points ago

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*sailor's uniform.

Sorry, I'm in the Navy myself, and it always bothers me.

[–]mikey_croatia 4 points5 points ago

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U.S. Navy sailors are not soldiers?

[–]DoubleHawk4Life 4 points5 points ago

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The Navy has some soldiers, but the man pictured there is a sailor.

[–]mikey_croatia 1 point2 points ago

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My bad, then... When I see camouflage uniform, I automatically address it as soldier's...

[–]DoubleHawk4Life 3 points4 points ago

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It's all good.

I've seen this picture before. It makes me laugh, because it kind of proves my point about physical fitness. You can eat whatever you want as long as you exercise. Look at the fatass who can't stand... Then look at the service member who (more than likely) engages in regular physical training. They eat the same garbage, but one can't stand in line at a Burger King, and the other one defends the nation.

My point is, go out for a job once in a while, folks.

[–]fredbnh 2 points3 points ago

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Or even a jog :-D

[–]DoubleHawk4Life 5 points6 points ago

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OH NO, I FUCKED UP!

THIS IS BAD GUYS, THIS IS BAD!

MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!

I hate it when that happens.

[–]jasmaree 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't really prove anything. You can't gauge the eating habits of two people because they're standing in a fast food restaurant.

[–]mikey_croatia 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly! I visit McDonald's at least once per week, eat all kinds of fat-full crap at home, and yet, I'm surprisingly fit (5 feet 9 inches, 170 lbs) P.S. I took me a while to convert those in imperial units :)

[–]DoubleHawk4Life 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, you're a champ for doing it.

btw, you and I are the exact same height and weight... If you ever need to borrow a sailor uniform, let me know, haha.

While we're on the subject, what's my height/weight in metric then?

[–]mikey_croatia 0 points1 point ago

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180 cm and 77 kilos. I was a military cadet in my country for 2 years, I don't need a uniform, had enough of it, actually :)

[–]nobodynose 0 points1 point ago

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Pssst... just type it into google. Type "77 kg to lbs" and you get "169.755942 pounds" Type "180 cm to inches" and you get "70.8661417 inches" (which is, if you do your math, 5'8.86", or 5'9").

:) Makes your life easier!

[–]TitleShouldRead -1 points0 points ago

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Because it's impossible that she has a hurt leg, ankle or foot and we should make baseless assumptions about people.

[–]liquidcourage1 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, if she's hurt this badly she should go through the drive-through or get crutches/ wheel chair.

She didn't get fat by standing up and running around. And she doesn't exactly look like an athlete.

Either way, laziness abound.

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

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If she is injured, how did that chair get there? She appears to be alone.

[–]TitleShouldRead -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe her stomach is cramping, perhaps she is feeling sick. The point is you know jack shit about her, yet you already have your baseless opinion formed and tossing out insults like a true douche.

[–]liquidcourage1 -1 points0 points ago

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I guess I should walk around the "funny" part of the internet and try not to laugh as well.

Is it sad being you all the time? Making sure everyone else doesn't "judge" something?

Lastly, I'm not saying anything to this lady's face, because I'm not that kind of guy. She's faceless and unidentifiable in the picture. Therefore, I can say whatever I like. She's as anonymous as I am in this situation.

Calm. the. fuck. down.

[–]diggitydan 5 points6 points ago

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YEAH AMERICA SUCKS! let's just jump on that bandwagon. There are fatasses all over. fuck.

[–]stlouisbrowns 4 points5 points ago*

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Hey, lay off man, girlfriend ankles too weak for the fat she carry and the scooter in the shop.

[–]TitleShouldRead 4 points5 points ago

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ITT: A bunch of dumbasses with equally dumbass assumptions.

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

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Good lord. How fat do you have to be in order to need a chair to wait in a fast food ordering line? That fat.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Moofyman 0 points1 point ago

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Just goes to show how epic of a repost this is.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I should post Sad Keanu, I doubt Reddit has seen that yet

[–]Moofyman 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, then maybe post the dramatic prairie dog. That's a new one.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Then to top it off with some peanut butter jelly time.

[–]Moofyman 1 point2 points ago

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Drizzled with a few badgers. And mushrooms.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Then eaten with a spoon made of this

[–]Moofyman 0 points1 point ago

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That spoon is too big!

[–]Binarydrone 1 point2 points ago

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On the one hand, the overweight woman who cannot even stand in line, the bullethead and the bro with the stupid calf tattoo point to this being taken somewhere in the continental united states. That and the fact that you can see that the signs are in English.

On the other hand, the person behind the counter appears to be Caucasian, which seems out of place.

Conclusion: Photoshop.

[–]Ghost_Wolf 0 points1 point ago

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Out of interest, is the OP American?

[–]FurioSoprano 0 points1 point ago

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Well it looks like your standard BX/PX (Base Exchange/Post Exchange) depending on your service branch. The chairs are identical to those in Germany @ Baumholder, Kaiserslaughtern, and Ramstein a few years back... which suggests that one supplier provides chairs for most rather than it was taken at one of those locations.

[–]Shiabo 0 points1 point ago

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orly?

[–]coffeeaddicted 0 points1 point ago

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I bet she would say it was because she's disabled and it hurts her knees/legs/hips/ankles to stand and wait in line too.

[–]Mel_Melu 0 points1 point ago

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The only way I would accept what that woman is doing is if she were pregnant. And then she'd have to be severely pregnant (like 6-8 months).

[–]smilingkevin 0 points1 point ago

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No doubt she's waiting with baited breath for your acceptance.

[–]Mel_Melu 0 points1 point ago

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I just feel kind of bad for being disgusted by her existence.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Maybe she has some type of medical condition like MS that prevents her from standing for long periods of time. Or maybe the BK was so slow people had to wait in line for 45 minutes+.

  2. Have you heard of karmadecay.com ? ಠ_ಠ

[–]thehalfjew 0 points1 point ago

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Second-outfit Guile shaved his head.

[–]TheRiot530 0 points1 point ago

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My guess would be near a naval station, the uniform is US navy

[–]mage_g4 -5 points-4 points ago

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Does this pic make anyone else insanely angry? I wanna kick her out of that chair and scream at her for being a fat, lazy, stupid bitch.

[–]smilingkevin 4 points5 points ago

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No, a picture from the internet doesn't make me insanely angry. Someone assaulting and screaming at a random woman would probably do it, though.

[–]mage_g4 -1 points0 points ago

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It isn't the picture I'm angry at. I'm angry at the fat fucking waster who is so idle she can't even stand when she's waiting to buy yet more fast food to stuff in her fat face.

It is, honestly, a fucking disgrace and she should be ashamed of herself.

[–]smilingkevin 0 points1 point ago

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Must be a South Pole elf.

[–]small_penis_syndrome 1 point2 points ago

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all that shit just for sitting on a chair?

[–]mage_g4 -1 points0 points ago

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Yes. She deserves it. It's people like her that have made the obesity epidemic what it is. She will probably have kids some day... What do you think they will be like? I imagine they will be fat little fuckers, too, who will die young because of this bitch.

[–]My_Wife_Doesnt_Know 1 point2 points ago

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You want to sit on your ass and order food ... get in your car and hit the drive through. No one wants to see your fat ass anyway. Right?

[–]wfarrell14 -1 points0 points ago

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You can tell because the signs are all in English

[–]liquidcourage1 2 points3 points ago

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Or on a US military base?

[–]durkadurkadur 4 points5 points ago

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No other countries use English. None.

[–]TitleShouldRead 1 point2 points ago

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USA is the only country that speaks English.

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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Here in 'Merica we speak 'Merican.

[–]Pursuit918 -1 points0 points ago

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So sad. All I want to do is cry

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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the blue camo is European

[–]4nonymo -2 points-1 points ago

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Black person in BK? This is England, sorry.

[–]wfarrell14 1 point2 points ago

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How do you figure?

[–]My_Wife_Doesnt_Know 0 points1 point ago

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What if the store was a KFC?