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[–]pranavrc 94 points95 points ago

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Whenever I see a video or an image of a snake with its snack half inside, I'm subconsciously expecting its mouth to tear apart. Never happens though. Not even with a fucking hippo. Now that's some muscles. Brilliant pics.

[–]Iceberg_Sim 86 points87 points ago

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How about the snake exploding?

[–]Megustatits 26 points27 points ago

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It deserves to explode...biting off more than it can chew...or digest..one or the other...greedy snake

[–]dlpwillywonka 51 points52 points ago*

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Better nate than lever.

Edit: Link for those unaware of this amazing story.

[–]drummererb 12 points13 points ago

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I have yet to be in a situation where I can have 1 hour of my friends' time for that. Best shaggy dog story ever.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Save it until you're stuck in the belly of a whale or maybe a traffic jam.

[–]Syphon8 1 point2 points ago

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I was walking home from part way across town with a friend and told it.

She was piiiiissed.

[–]linearcore 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, I had thought I dreamed that joke. Nobody believed me when I was telling them about it.

Thank you for reminding me its out there somewhere.

[–]I_am_a_Kite_AMA 64 points65 points ago

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Probably started to regret its decision halfway through...

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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I never want to see a video/photo of a snake backing out halfway through O_O

[–]bleakeh 50 points51 points ago*

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[–]NotInDenmarkAnymore 22 points23 points ago

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I would like to thank the Reddit community for reminding me, every now and then, than nature can always outdo its own madness.

[–]B1gApp135 6 points7 points ago

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Wtf, it was removed, anyone have another link? I really wanted to see this gruesome spectacle.

[–]real_nice_guy 5 points6 points ago

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I did. I just woke up and this is how my day starts.

[–]bleakeh 6 points7 points ago

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Hopefully you have a nice lunch after watching this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU7ZgH_heew

[–]real_nice_guy 1 point2 points ago

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oh yay thanks ._.

[–]cairdeas 1 point2 points ago

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Watched it while eating lunch.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure that video's description matches its content:

"auto cheap insurance online, auto comparison insurance rate, auto insurance quote, car cost insurance low, instant auto insurance quotes, low cost car insurance, purchase automobile insurance online, auto cheap insurance quote, best term life insurance rate, conference call services, web hosting service providers, chicago injury lawyer, clearwater personal injury lawyer, diagnosis mesothelioma, injury lawyer new york, mesothelioma diagnosis, new york injury lawyer, pericardial mesothelioma"

[–]bleakeh 1 point2 points ago

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They do say that law is very slimey.

[–]Pyrofusion 5 points6 points ago

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All it does is the opposite, slips right back out pretty easily, the animal is just wet and goopy and the snake flees.

[–]tomaka 12 points13 points ago

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But the last half is the easy part! I wanted to see him suck up that long tail like a piece of spaghetti.

[–]Chuymatt 20 points21 points ago

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That's a one a spicy a reptile!

[–]Velk 1 point2 points ago

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I REALLY expected the last half of photos to show him realizing it was too big. I would like to see him move afterwards. It's gonna take him forever to fucking digest that.

[–]lifeaeronautic 45 points46 points ago

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Do snakes ever think "Hey, this was a bad idea"

[–]this_sort_of_thing 21 points22 points ago

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It seems like they always think that, but like the rest of us they never learn

[–]auraslip 35 points36 points ago

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"meals not over till you hate your self!'

[–]dreamer7 1 point2 points ago

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"I can't believe I at the whole thing."

[–]BertrandLoganberry 1 point2 points ago

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"meals not over till you ate your self!'

See what I did there? 'Cos of the whole snake eating its tail thing? Yeah.

[–]lukeatron 83 points84 points ago

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Are these pictures out of order is the snake deep throating the lizard? It keeps going in and out.

[–]pcflet01 52 points53 points ago

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For the love of God, put them in chronological order...

[–]faptastical 1 point2 points ago

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snake deep throating the lizard

I think I'm on that part of reddit again..

[–]Vapsyvox 92 points93 points ago

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I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SNAKE ENDS AND WHERE THE LIZARD BEGINS, IT'S INFURIATING.

[–]Subbuteo 5 points6 points ago

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They are one now. They were always one. The Lizard didn't want it this way, but it just had to accept the fact by becoming dead. Soon enough the snake will become dead and join something else etc.

Basically nothing in that photo or this World begins and ends as satisfyingly as you believe or want to be able to as to make your critical distinctions between everything. There is no justice, there is no evil, there is no change, there is only you and your eventual demise.

[–]AAAKKKAKKAKK 44 points45 points ago

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good luck in the bathroom, snake.

[–]JacuzziCasanova 42 points43 points ago

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Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE!

[–]Speeddevil 1 point2 points ago

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Huh? What was that noise?

[–]Casterly 6 points7 points ago

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I always wonder what happens to the claws, bones, and teeth. Surely it doesn't have some sort of super snake digestive powers that breaks all that material down?

[–]embit 14 points15 points ago

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"The risk of prey rotting in a snake's stomach is a real one, especially if the prey is large. When a small python swallows a big rat, the python's body becomes immediately distended by the rat inside it, then distends half as much again within a day as the bacteria in the rat's corpse begin rotting it away from the inside, filling it with gas. A greedy little python that swallows too big a rat may end up vomiting it, yielding a very swollen, very smelly, very rotten dead rat. Occasionally snakes are unable to vomit and are killed by the putrefying prey inside them." - discovermagazine

[–]RoughTrade 1 point2 points ago

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Fascinating article. Thanks for the link!

[–]cleverkid 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm not really, snake shit looks like a dried up "mouse" or whatever it was that it ate. Still kinda furry and you can definitely see claws and teeth in it.

[–]qostewo 1 point2 points ago

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Yup. Sure does. The gut of a reptile is a nasty place indeed.

[–]sboxle 41 points42 points ago

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For anyone else is wondering I believe it's a Black-Headed Python. They're non-venomous.

Here are some more details with pictures that look closer to the photographed snake. Including another one feasting on a lizard.

[–]snakesandstuff 5 points6 points ago

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Correct. Very pretty snakes, and are now available here in the US as captive bred specimens although they aren't as abundant as other species. They are quite beautiful.

[–]superawesomeid 1 point2 points ago

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They are non-venomous? No problem! Just swallow the whole thing.

[–]SgianDubh 43 points44 points ago

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Respect to whomever put the warning flags and triangle out to leave him eat in peace. Around here, any snake in the road would be two-dimensional.

[–]newloaf 27 points28 points ago

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Funny how for the snake to eat it has to be completely vulnerable to predators for several days.

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 22 points23 points ago*

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They hide as soon as possible after and are cranky babies for many days after eating. Personal experience taught me this the hard way.

Edit: My 9 1/2 foot python bit the ever living shit out of me about a day after eating when I was spot cleaning the cage. He had never bitten me prior to that or since then (because I don't mess with him for about 4 days or so after food day).

[–]Fudgement_Day 11 points12 points ago

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That's the best part to me, they saw this and figured shit, he's gonna be there for a while....go get some pylons.

And to be fair, if I saw something like that eating another something like that? The last thing i want to do is interrupt it and/or piss it off.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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why? that's when it's weakest

[–]Fudgement_Day 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously because I'm a wuss.

[–]Ulys 5 points6 points ago

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Wait until it's halfway done, then do whatever you want because it can't fight back.

[–]CRRZ 22 points23 points ago

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I'm pretty sure if you touched it when it was half way through it would stop eating, regurgitate and flee. Leaving the snake hungry, tired and vulnerable and the lizard dead for no reason. It's better to leave nature alone and watch from a distance.

I know you were kidding but some idiot out there thinks this is a great idea.

[–]Ulys 1 point2 points ago*

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I don't think it can regurgitate it fast enough. Don't really want to try though.
I was thinking that it would a great tactic that I would use if I were an animal. But I'm not sure an animal could think of that. I'm glad I'm a human.

[–]knylok 1 point2 points ago

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I'd be tempted to tickle it.

[–]MrHorseWithNoName 12 points13 points ago

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Australia...not even once.

[–]Wutzberger 21 points22 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that somewhen in 1855, a guy saw a snake eat a goanna and then invented the condom.

[–]moneyshotmagoo 338 points339 points ago*

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Your brother in law must also be a redditor, because this may be the first post this year, but it was posted several times last year.

[–]nowayjhoa 224 points225 points ago

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To be fair, OP didn't say that their brother in law took the pictures. They just said they sent them.

[–]ElMangosto 1 point2 points ago

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sent me this series of photos of a snake eating a goanna from a mine site in the Pilbara

Sounds a lot like the photos were sent from the site, and the syntax implies that they were sent by the brother.

Otherwise it just means the goanna was a resident of this mine site, which seems like an oddly specific detail to include.

[–]bleedingheartsurgery 1 point2 points ago

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And I woulda got away with it, if it wasnt for you meddling Elmangostos

[–]moneyshotmagoo -4 points-3 points ago

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Right, but they have been posted before, so I was giving his brother some credit and saying he was a redditor too.

[–]craigdubyah 20 points21 points ago

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The implication is that his brother in law didn't take them. He merely emailed them to OP.

[–]alive41stime 23 points24 points ago

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No, he did take them.

English is a funny language.

[–]Leadpipe 1 point2 points ago

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"... so then I says 'Look, pal. Your infinitive was like that when I got here, and your grandmother shouldn't have mouthed off like that!'"

[–]glinsvad 80 points81 points ago

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[–]dylan89 138 points139 points ago

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Who cares? I would've never seen it if the OP didn't post it today.

[–]Cesar_PT 45 points46 points ago

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Exactly. Reposts aren't always bad, as our community is always growing and not everything reaches the frontpage. People often complain on this subject, which I've never really understood, as one can easily disregard said reposts.

[–]dylan89 3 points4 points ago

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This reminds me of when I used to create mods for a baseball game, and people used to complain that they didn't like them, and they should have this and that.

When that occurred, I'd go on a long rant about how hard it was to not download mods they didn't like.

[–]d47 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sick of reading the exact same thread in so many posts.

"This is a repost"

"Yea here are the old ones"

"So? I've never seen it before."

We get it, some people don't like reposts, some do, cant you just down/up vote it and move on?

[–]R3luctant 1 point2 points ago

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I think 10 months is an acceptable amount of time in between posts.

[–]Opto 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CRRZ 11 points12 points ago

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It's also an email that has been forwarded. I received it about a year ago. I never saw the post on Reddit. Probably the same thing happened to the OP. Got email, thought it was cool, posted. No one claimed to be the photographer. It's an innocent repost that several people seem to like.

[–]loves_her_goldfish 37 points38 points ago

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I'd love it if people stopped complaining about reposts. Just because you spend every waking day on the internet and see every post that goes up, doesn't mean everyone does.

[–]no_frill 35 points36 points ago

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I don't have a problem with reposts, I do however have a problem with reposts within a few hours or people who take credit for other people's work by hosting it on imgur instead of the original site (especially when it comes to web comics or art work)

[–]elephantpoop 1 point2 points ago

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nothing against reposts but it's annoying if the submitter acts like it's their own original finding. like this one makes me think the brother in law is the one in the photo and he took these photos and sent it to the OP and he submitted to reddit to share. but it was a lie. the title should have been "cool pictures of a snake eating lizard"

[–]BlckMrkt 4 points5 points ago

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I'd like people to stop bitching about reposts so I can click on the comments and not have to scroll past it all to find relevant information.

[–]vixtt 1 point2 points ago

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his brother in law is the snake duhhhh

[–]cat55 10 points11 points ago

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i am curious, about how long did this process take?

[–]whatitslike 5 points6 points ago

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From my experience keeping other large constrictors I'd estimate about 45 mins to an hour? If it took 90 minutes I wouldn't be surprised at all. That prey item is at the absolute limit of what that individual snake can handle.

[–]cat55 1 point2 points ago

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thanks... pretty amazing.. so how long does the snake go around with this before it breaks down and you don't physicaly see the item inside, and does it move around or kinda nap somewhere?

[–]mexicojoe 1 point2 points ago

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I've read through this entire thread looking for this. Someone please answer.

[–]FireBreathingFish 8 points9 points ago

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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

[–]WuTangClam 6 points7 points ago

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As if I needed another reason to never visit Australia

[–]WatchYourTone 19 points20 points ago

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You can live on them, but they taste like shit.

[–]omjezus 82 points83 points ago

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DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!

[–]eyeing 28 points29 points ago

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Look at it as the lizard putting on a tight and lengthy jacket.

[–]reddit_user13 4 points5 points ago

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a tight and lengthy snakeskin jacket

[–]dangercollie 1 point2 points ago

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Somewhere there's a snake at a party going, "Oh, no mice for me thanks. I just had goanna for lunch and I'm stuffed."

[–]majinjohnny 1 point2 points ago

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Snakes are just the worst. Ever. Forever.

[–]actlikeyoudontknowme 2 points3 points ago

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I actually saw that and thought...DAMN, snakes are awesome!

You gotta respect a species that's been around so long with no limbs...just pure killing machines!

[–]majinjohnny 1 point2 points ago

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On TV they're fine. In fact I love watching them do their thing on TV. But in real life, get that thing away from me.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Very cool, I feel a little sick now though

[–]PR_SNAFU 1 point2 points ago

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My sentiments exactly!

[–]mdix564 11 points12 points ago

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I heard you like reptiles so we put a reptile in your reptile.

[–]MookieActual 5 points6 points ago

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Man that's how I feel every time I go to Outback.

[–]ninjagrover 6 points7 points ago

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WHARRGARBL.

[–]swotty 4 points5 points ago

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Whoever suggested the lizard is an iguana... nope, it's a goanna. They get huge. The goanna the snake is eating is a young one.

[–]thelastbeardonearth 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like a goanna body sock

[–]pikacz 9 points10 points ago

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now the snake won't have to eat anything for a couple of months. wish that's how it worked for sex for humans

[–]jimibulgin 39 points40 points ago

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fuck one fat girl and your good for months?

[–]pikacz 5 points6 points ago

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no.

[–]El_Sonador 2 points3 points ago

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So it only works with skinny girls? That makes it harder..

[–]RandomAmpersand 1 point2 points ago

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Makes it more difficult, too

[–]ocealot 5 points6 points ago

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It isn't?

[–]cycophuk 67 points68 points ago

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Holy cow, my brother-in-law sent me the exact same photos. In fact, I just posted them 11 hours ago.

[–]ITgreedo 72 points73 points ago

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and someone posted them 10 months ago and 2 years ago. wow

[–]cycophuk 26 points27 points ago

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It's a small world of reposts.

[–]Drunken_Economist 8 points9 points ago

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OP didn't claim that his brother-in-law took the photos. Just that he shared them

[–]FlackRacket 25 points26 points ago

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Nope.

Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.

[–]peenerweener 1 point2 points ago

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kevin bacon wasnt in footloose

[–]darkpaladin 2 points3 points ago

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Oh no it's up to my toe.

[–]creepy_caterpillar 2 points3 points ago

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But HOW does the snake move afterwards (to retreat to safety or something)? Not to mention that while eating, it is helpless for several hours, and it must be pretty much helpless also when digesting... So, nature??

[–]weobif 2 points3 points ago

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that's going to be one hell of a shit...

[–]SpaceFace11 2 points3 points ago

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Reptile on Reptile hate crime

[–]apopheniac1989 5 points6 points ago

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AUSTRALIA

[–]tergiversation 3 points4 points ago

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What kind of snake is that?

[–]Sapfo 7 points8 points ago

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It could possibly be a blackheaded python, but not quite sure. (http://www.kingsnake.com/oz/snakes/pythons/amelanoceph.htm)

[–]Sapfo 4 points5 points ago

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[–]PostsLinkCorrectly 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PostsLinkCorrectly 2 points3 points ago

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[–]lead_farmer 1 point2 points ago

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I can't imagine shitting that out. Must have some strong kegals.

[–]frederik283 1 point2 points ago

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I was kinda hoping for it to explode, since the whole minesite business

[–]therandomizer 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like someone's got the 'Itis.

[–]FormiCH 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why the fuck I continued to scroll down through the pictures

[–]Megustatits 1 point2 points ago

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This has got to be the most god damn confusing moment of my life looking at these pictures...The snake's mouth disappears kind of....WTF?!

[–]Hype2Def 1 point2 points ago

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Are you sure it wasn't a deformed sweet potato?

[–]Schmangeetay 1 point2 points ago

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nom....nom.....nom....

[–]deanski 1 point2 points ago

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after looking at these photos for some reason I thought there was a snake under my couch...

[–]paddypants 1 point2 points ago

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like a boss.

[–]R3laX 1 point2 points ago

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When snake eats something, how does it know that it will be able to swallow it? Are there - "Nope, can't go any further..." or "Let this hang out of my mouth for a while." situations?

[–]metalcabeza 1 point2 points ago

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SLOW DOWN YOUR VEHICLES, SNAKE EATING

[–]The_Comma_Splicer 1 point2 points ago

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When I see the thumbnail, I see is a sexy tennis player wearing a ruffled skirt laying on the red clay of Roland Garros.

[–]toonzayay 1 point2 points ago

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BRING ME THAT SNAKE http://qkme.me/35n02g

[–]gastoner 1 point2 points ago

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Snakes = Carnivorous Socks

[–]warpus 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa, that's quite a portion. Are you sure this wasn't an American snake?

[–]dewrank816 1 point2 points ago

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IM GONNA ASK SCIENCE ABOUT THIS

always wondered how the snake's digestive system can handle biomaterials of such wide ranging composition

[–]gigidy5 1 point2 points ago

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Nice Woma bro

[–]cracker_jack 1 point2 points ago

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TIL: My fear of snakes is 100% legitimate, valid, and going to keep me the fuck out of Australia.

[–]SpitefulMoose 1 point2 points ago

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What I immediately thought upon seeing the last picture: http://imgur.com/AUa7g

[–]UnreachablePaul 1 point2 points ago

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Fake - it is not upside down

[–]what1stuff 1 point2 points ago

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Grab said snake throw him on a grill. Then you have iguana stuffed snake.

[–]sangai 1 point2 points ago

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well my 9' redtail takes about an hour to put down a 2lbs rabbit. so i would assume this thing spent ALOt of time getting it down up to 3-4 hours

[–]HunterKing 1 point2 points ago

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Snakes gonna wanna goanna diet

[–]Keyboardin 1 point2 points ago

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Damn Australia you scary! Also the best place in the world :)

[–]u8eR 1 point2 points ago

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Australia. Not even once.

[–]xxsizzlebuttzxx 1 point2 points ago

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This gives me a great idea, snake socks. Find two ambitious constrictor snakes, put your feet in their mouths, be warm all winter.

[–]someoneanon 1 point2 points ago

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witty comment

[–]turriblenoob 1 point2 points ago

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how does the snake breathe while doing that?

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Good thing he covered all the angles.

[–]-Gravitron- 1 point2 points ago

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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

[–]whackadoo47 1 point2 points ago

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this picture should just be titled marriage...amiright? amiright?.....

...I'll see myself out

[–]afjamg88 1 point2 points ago

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If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go shit my pants.

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a condom being put on a lizard.

[–]_momo 1 point2 points ago

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"Does this make me look fat?"

[–]verynayce 1 point2 points ago

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMnom

[–]darkwavechick 1 point2 points ago

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I'm reading all of these comments in my head in Steve Irwins voice. May he for ever rest in peace.

[–]MustangMaster 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of your mom last night 👊

[–]rbuicki 2 points3 points ago

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your brother in law huh? Unless he sent it to you 3 years ago, you're full of shit http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/2009/05/22/1242498910871.html?

[–]nanashi420 2 points3 points ago

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well, he/she never said if he/she was sent the actual photo's or just the link to a collection of someone else's photos.

[–]mentalorigami 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zipwang5555 1 point2 points ago

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Morbidly fascinating. Have an upvote.

[–]evilGoldfish 0 points1 point ago

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I used to live in the Pilbara. My cat caught a small snake. It was cool to see.

[–]mavrixwk 3 points4 points ago

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Given the post material, I'm surprised it wasn't the other way around.

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[–]CRRZ 1 point2 points ago

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*Goannas will be shat.

[–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of those times where it comes out easier than it went in.

[–]Billtron3000 0 points1 point ago

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Our version of pig in a blanket :)

[–]Kucas 0 points1 point ago

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Damn nature, you scary!

[–]fireseed_ 0 points1 point ago

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wow...

[–]bythog 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite part is how they are completely out of order. Except not really.

[–]leoselassie 0 points1 point ago

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And this is why Snakes, not spiders, are my NOPE.

[–]IdiotMD 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, chew your food. What are you, some sort of an animal?

[–]DrMcGinger 0 points1 point ago

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Repost or not, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[–]skippyG 0 points1 point ago

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How long did that process take? I like how the area is marked off for safety of the snake.

[–]QuestionAnything 0 points1 point ago

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Biggest. Shit. Ever.

[–]ella-reflex 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! Survival of the fittest indeed!

[–]Melvin_Udall 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that finds it annoying that these are out of order?

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[–]BitRex 0 points1 point ago

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I get claustrophobic if I have to chew my steak too long.

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must have gotten lucky in the fight, those monitor lizards have massive muscle strength

I have to wonder why it didn't just bite through the inside of the snake...unless the snake already broke all it's bones or already killed it

[–]Funkit 1 point2 points ago

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It reminds me of the picture of the 13-15 foot burmese python in the everglades that tried to eat an 8-10ft gator and completely exploded.

[–]bumfromthefuture 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda disturbing...

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

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That'll do, snake. That'll do.

[–]sangai 0 points1 point ago

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That is a black headed python, i have owned these in the past, they are a carrion/ bird eater. i had one that i could feed raw chicken legs, she would put down between 10-15 chicken legs in a sitting. great snakes if you can find them. docile for the most part get up to 10'...

you can find them in the reptile trade for about 750-1500 usd

[–]farkdog 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is fucking full!

[–]mccoolio 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, he's gonna be useless the rest of the night. Snake's wife if not pleased.

[–]herpichj 0 points1 point ago

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snakes are soo gross

[–]im_always_lying 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine the last few inches, him slurping it like spaghetti..

[–]Romasterer 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone see the top picture and think, just for a second, 'holy shit a goanna must be a nationality of people!' Looks like the legs of a skinny brown person

[–]peenerweener 0 points1 point ago

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this kills the goanna

[–]why_ask_why 0 points1 point ago

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Your brother in law disappeared from the rest of the picture. What happened to him?

[–]w3sticles 0 points1 point ago

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"hmm, I wonder what a goanna is? Maybe I'll be able to tell by looking at the photos..."

"still not a clue..."

[–]sporran 0 points1 point ago

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regardless of it being a repost... FUCK THAT, nature, you scary..

[–]Ace_Machine 0 points1 point ago

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I am fine never seeing that again.

[–]unglad 0 points1 point ago

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SO cute.

[–]TheHIV123 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know anything about snakes but I bet it would be a bitch to pass that.

[–]choddos 0 points1 point ago

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Question: what does your brother do at the mine? And is he Australian?

[–]anal_violator 0 points1 point ago

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GULP

[–]spinozasrobot 0 points1 point ago

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snakes: stomachs with a mouth and a butt.

[–]r0b0torg 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else find this title to be a mouthfull????