Hey! I was wondering if anybody could help me out. I'm new to Redd-

RobDiarrhea · 10 months

My god this is terrifying. Is there a full video somewhere?

menomenaa · 10 months

Is that not, though, the best way to learn? I still remember a professor handing my first paper back to me in college saying, "I won't even grade this, it's so bad. Try again."

I got better!

vandewp · 10 months

This is why I will never admit that this is my first comment on Reddit.

BabyJeezus · 10 months

I'm mesmerized by his left nut that keeps popping out.

[deleted] · 10 months

Male shows up to reddit and instantly jumped by three females simultaneously? That hasn't been my experience at all :(

Cickle_Funts · 10 months

Don't be scared of high school kids dude. Remember you can log out.

intisun · 10 months

Reddit will never compare to 4chan in this aspect. Redditors are fucking kittens compared to /b/. Oh god, never again.

UnknownArchive · 10 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
How I imagine Christians feel when they make a post on r/atheism	5^coms	8^pts	7^dys	atheism
How i feel after posting on reddit.	19^coms	346^pts	26^dys	funny
How I feel just getting home and my gf's friends are home.	65^coms	825^pts	1^mo	gifs

source: karmadecay

CthuluHoops · 10 months

Is the lion gonna be ok? :(

joke32 · 10 months

Post pictures of your stupid dog or cat and get some points, become uptight atheist post a comic about it get more points lvl up to hipster

rexington_ · 10 months

OH MY GOD ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

Eustis · 10 months

Oh my god I just laughed so hard.

Swindlefox69 · 10 months

I get this sneaking suspicion that you aren't new at all.

helpfulZoologist · 10 months

I believe what has happened here is that a young male has wandered into an area dominated by an already set pride. The females here are probably wary of the potential disruption this could cause to the group dynamic and are displaying aggression to warn him off. It is also conceivable that they have young they also wish to protect.

iezugod · 10 months

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[deleted] · 10 months

So cute, I love when people think that Reddit, as an internet community is a "mean" one.

Jbergur · 10 months

He's a hint, remember to include "[First post]" in the title, we're suckers for that, it works as an instant frontpage pass.

carolined1 · 10 months

I'm pretty new to reddit also and I can relate, no suffering of fools here I tell you! Thought your post was very funny and apt. An up vote for you.

tunnelsnakesrule · 10 months

How I feel posting to r/TwoXchromosomes.

GeorgeWalkerKush · 10 months

What I looked like my first time on r/wtf

WarPhalange · 10 months

HAW HAW HAW REDDIT SO SO HOSTILE TO NEW PEOPLE! THAT'S WHY WE DON'T GET MANY OF THEM AMIRITE???

PriestValon · 10 months

Couldn't be more true hahaha

pjefflai · 10 months

bitches be angry

[deleted] · 10 months

Sick 'em Rex!

SalemWolf · 10 months

My first post was on the Atheist subreddit. They were pretty nice about it. That said, excuse me while I get my torch and pitchfork so I may better blend in...

Guyag · 10 months

I know you're new and all, but this is a repost of a repost.. from a week ago.

wh44 · 10 months

I'm wondering why the three female lions are apparently attacking a male lion. Do you have any context on this?

Aftershock7 · 10 months

Applies better to 4chan

sl4cKer · 10 months

if the video to this pops up plz inform me.

zxh · 10 months

Just noticed the poor guy is a male.

Hey I was wondering if anybody could go on a date with me. I am an average redditor...

Herborist · 10 months

New to Reddit, eh?

DEXECON · 10 months

Came here looking for a sniper...

sunamumaya · 10 months

The poor bastard goes into submission instantly.

[deleted] · 10 months

Looks like the Male Lion was about to eat one of the cubs.

brad_the_rad · 10 months

that reminds me i've been meaning to ask something. thumbnail photos of the post in question, are those done automatically?

LaGrrrande · 10 months

Wait a minute, so if I post on Reddit, I'll get swarmed by ladies?

josephanthony · 10 months

No problem. We'll help you to bloody, dripping, shreads.

cocsukr · 10 months

What happens next?!

[deleted] · 10 months

Looks like the lions are attacking a hyena. From what I've heard, hyenas can handle themselves if there are are group of them. If that guy's got backup, those lions are in for a surprise!

LordRusty · 10 months

Welcome to the internet.

DragonBoar · 10 months

Bitches please! form a line! there is only one of me!

flargenhargen · 10 months

haha, I'm not new but that seems to be about how it goes for me anytime I post something on reddit that gets any attention.

MindlessDream · 10 months

If I can't say that sentence faster than the gif. It's a stupid joke.

RoundKick_Norris · 10 months

That's how i see job hunt

geteq · 10 months

primal fear..

[deleted] · 10 months

Joining reddit didn't feel like this. You were all really friendly!

comox · 10 months

For fuck sakes... First, don't put animated GIFs on imgur. Second, to make life easier for our moble friends, link to the image and not the page.

letsdownvote · 10 months

i think you're mixing reddit with 4chan, friend

FappingAsYouReadThis · 10 months

I actually said I was new once, then received both help and upvotes. It was a great day.

SomeFolkesLikeBeans · 10 months

I'm relatively new too. Damn I wasn't smart enough to make an "I'm new" post and get loads of free karma :/

im_new_to_reddit · 10 months

Hi guys. I don't get it.

Tridda1 · 10 months

Now just make that a kitten and 15 full sized pitbulls and i'm pretty sure it will be accurate.

hey_guys_im_new · 10 months

Hey, so am I! We should be friends.

MissMumbai · 10 months

Yup, that's exactly how I felt as well!

luckey13 · 10 months

So true in the Advice Animal sub

SentientPenguin · 10 months

A simple "no" would have worked just fine...

thelastnameleft · 10 months

For a second I thought that was going to be an invisible Protoss sniper joke, from the Starcraft 2 forums lol.

GiveMeDanger · 10 months

I wholly identify with this image.

koolban · 10 months

Oh thank god, for a while there I thought it would be that sniper bullcrap aga-

Omnicis · 10 months

For some reason, the balls just BAM right in your face. I can't stop seeing.

lagspike · 10 months

hey look a repost

you'll do fine.

ap3rson · 10 months

Reverse genders and you get a pretty accurate picture

[deleted] · 10 months

The male lion takes them all out. Such is the nature of the Serengeti. You think that homey eats for free? No. He eats what the lioness' bring him. It is his nature.

Flipfully · 10 months

Hello, I'm new.

bitch_im_a_lion · 10 months

I know that feel more than you know that feel.

falstad · 10 months

You should consider joining 4chan community - they love new members;

just make sure to link them your facebook profile so your new friends can keep in touch with you. ; )

jesusonadinosaur · 10 months

TIL that if I ever get charged by three female lions I will shit myself

correctasitwerewrong · 10 months

cant believe that people think reddit is 'vicious'

cwazywabbit74 · 10 months

Yep. Welcome..click-click-BOOM

doubleUngood · 10 months

There be some lionesses on lion rape about to happen.

Sir_Meowsalot · 10 months

Did anyone else notice what looks like little paws under the male? Me thinks it's a male lion attacking a cub and the females are charging him for it.

Jilleybean · 10 months

oh god. I have never seen anything truer in my entire life.

rindercat · 10 months

Haha! I watched this at work, and it played slow mo while it was loading. I couldn't help but laugh.

sfurules · 10 months

That Lion on the right is the stuff that nightmares are made of

Ninjatree · 10 months

Its cute that you think you are a lion.

Spr09 · 10 months

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

oni-san · 10 months

Why are they charging? She didn't make a grammar/spelling mistake :/

toastyghost · 10 months

lurk more.

agentidaho · 10 months

so very fitting

Tiburone · 10 months

Dear god why is this so damn true? Can't.....upvote......twice!! >.<

CitizenReveur · 10 months

I'm the tiger on the right

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