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How to tuck in your....WHAT? (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by fearr

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[–]Twystoff 20 points21 points ago

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With all that tape and (I'm guessing) super glue, my only question is what happens if someone who has done that gets a hard on?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for making me almost barf. dear god the pain.

[–]MrBoo88 1 point2 points ago

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People wear things like cock locks a lot. I was told that you can not really get hard in one. So I guess the same happens with whatever that is in the link posted.

[–]kungtotte 1 point2 points ago

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Forget that, how the fuck do you take a piss?!

[–]AdminWhore 0 points1 point ago

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or has to pee

[–]OnmyojiOmn -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone doing this is probably on hormones, and won't be able to get an erection anyway.

[–]VedaP 4 points5 points ago

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As your friendly neighborhood transwoman, I beg to differ.

That girl you think is cute but keeps going to the bathroom while talking to you... Ask her what she thinks of gender fluidity.

If she plays dumb, she's lying.

also... it reminds me... I need more tape.

[–]WaterSnake 2 points3 points ago

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Normally I'm very supportive, but you just made me paranoid.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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bullshit

[–]fadaboutyou 0 points1 point ago

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And I just laughed my ass off, thank you for the laugh and the lesson!

[–]samjowett 25 points26 points ago

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Maybe you should add a NSFW link because of ALL THE NAKED WANG AND ASS

Just sayin'

[–]fearr[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, thanks for the reminder.

[–]Pfmohr2 1 point2 points ago

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I, too, have a habit of forgetting that close-up shots of genitalia are generally not considered acceptable in a work environment.

[–]LTU 2 points3 points ago

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Fool me once- shame on you, fool me twice... How the fuck could anyone fall for this even once ?

[–]tghGaz 5 points6 points ago

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Difficulty: Asian.

[–]coolpinkgurl 1 point2 points ago

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That "tape" appears to be IV line tape.

[–]BuriedLede 0 points1 point ago

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aka. Taint Tape

[–]Cyberogue 1 point2 points ago

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Aaand I just wiped my history... To be safe

(Note to self, browse /r/wtf in private porn mode)

[–]AllDesperadoStation 1 point2 points ago

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What is that last part? No really, what is that last part?

[–]OJSlaughter 1 point2 points ago

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Well I have viewed that image... Now I have to do something else

[–]zorkie 1 point2 points ago

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For the love of god, someone please translate that!!!

[–]Kohuded 1 point2 points ago

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Understandable, some men just want to be women.

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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Where the fuck are the testicles?

[–]sexgott 0 points1 point ago

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yeah i'm not clicking on that

[–]DesertOTReal 0 points1 point ago

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why the fuck did i look at that for more than 3 seconds?

[–]iMakeChickenNoises 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god one of the tucked penis foreskins look like puckered up lips

[–]pictureperfectmurder 0 points1 point ago

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It puts the lotion in the basket...

[–]VedaP 0 points1 point ago

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And just when you felt safe, first you learn how us traps tuck down below, now you see how even totally flat chested "boys" get... well... [ http://youtu.be/ThJ2MpdoXJI ]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fake boobs and a push-up bra.....how did I not see that one coming?

[–]Undeadwolfy 0 points1 point ago

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NOPED the fuck out of there...

[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

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This very important question has yet to be asked: what do you do when you need to urinate?!!?

[–]Zofobread 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet Jesus that's just wrong....I did hear somewhere that this is how the guy from M Butterfly (apparently based on a true story) was able to fool his lover into believing he was a woman. No idea how true that statement is.

[–]Pfmohr2 0 points1 point ago

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I... I think it winked at me!

[–]chr1st1llus1on 0 points1 point ago

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What weird fucking shit hasn't the asians done already? This is getting out of hand.

[–]lordmagus 0 points1 point ago

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fascinating . . . a very eloquent way of exuding your sexuality physically while still maintaining your gender even though it does impose some unpleasantry.

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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I made a more brief comment earlier, but seriously, doesn't this only work if you have absolutely tiny balls? There's nothing about hiding testicles

[–]fearr[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Only in Japan, huh?

[–]hillbillyfunk 13 points14 points ago

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it was how to tuck in a tiny penis, not how to tuck in 14 million tentacles

[–]ambroaz 1 point2 points ago

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Actually a lot of wanna-be transexuals use this technique. Source - my trans best friend.

[–]WHARGARBEEES 0 points1 point ago

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There are people all over who do that sort of thing. Think: transvestites, drag queens, etc.

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