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[–]BlazinTed 49 points50 points ago

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DAE think that they look oddly similar, its a little frightening actually

[–]SparklingEyesTech 22 points23 points ago

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[–]invincibleme 6 points7 points ago

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Dog used IMPOSTER
But it failed!

[–]lockwooh 6 points7 points ago

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Ms. Soprano?

[–]EagerBeever 5 points6 points ago

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I learned from watching YOU!!!

[–]bonerjams_03 3 points4 points ago

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Bowsers..

[–]Moofininja 1 point2 points ago

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I named him Anwar Sadat, after Anwar Sadat.

[–]tieranosaur 2 points3 points ago

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Definitely reminded me of this dog... perhaps all growed up?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it. I came here to say this!!

[–]canchill 0 points1 point ago

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Yummy!

Sorry I don't get the cancer part?

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking the same thing. Like owner like dog. haha

[–]toastworks 0 points1 point ago

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Admittedly, the only reason I read the comments is that I was hoping someone would have done this.

[–]JohnnyHopkins22 20 points21 points ago

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it's sid from ice age.

[–]scorpionfader 17 points18 points ago

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I'd buy mutual funds from him.

[–]zinconinco13 10 points11 points ago

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I'd buy a used car from him.

[–]Chugaboy 4 points5 points ago

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I'd buy a timeshare from him.

[–]Daref59 4 points5 points ago

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I'd buy a bond from him

[–]August-West 2 points3 points ago

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I'd buy sugar wrapped in small little zip lock bags from him.

[–]Daref59 2 points3 points ago

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I'd buy a booster pack from him

[–]Fluttershyguy 3 points4 points ago

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I'd entrust him with my first born child

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

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better pay it or Dog the Bountyhunter will get you

[–]TrianglePointPen 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

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DONT FORGET THE MUTHAFUGGIN CARFAXS

[–]Serviet 13 points14 points ago

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personally, i think this is fucking creepy

[–]helloo25 8 points9 points ago

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troll face on the left.

[–]cynthiadangus 11 points12 points ago

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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day that little faggot would just sit there and give the hungry and the cancerous that stupid look on his face.

[–]Serviet 0 points1 point ago

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god damn why can't i find this?

[–]Hakur 3 points4 points ago

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which one?

[–]spencer9 2 points3 points ago

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I hate you

[–]rubiesforlouise[S] 0 points1 point ago

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<3

[–]SabreEye 2 points3 points ago

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Well, it's either that or lifetime emotional scarring. Kinda the same thing though, eh?

[–]BackScratcher 2 points3 points ago*

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...or nibble off your eyelids while you sleep

[–]Purpley333 2 points3 points ago

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It got kinda creepy after a minute.

[–]dilldoeorg 2 points3 points ago

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dog looks like dax shepard

[–]kipz0r 2 points3 points ago

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This dog lives with Hillary Clinton.

[–]NoxMortalitus 2 points3 points ago

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DOGS DO NOT HAVE TEETH LIKE THAT

Reddit Legend.

[–]oasisoflight 2 points3 points ago

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[–]doubledubs 2 points3 points ago

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Does she look like Carmella Soprano to anyone else?

[–]thatoneguy865 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Barley_Mob 2 points3 points ago

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No one else think he dog looks like Jar Jar Binks?

[–]grammaticus 1 point2 points ago

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Meesa think so too, okey dey?

[–]Zolazepam 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Djsoundwave 1 point2 points ago

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Jar Jar?

[–]theplungerofdoom 4 points5 points ago

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I wanted to say this. I was checking the comments to see if anyone else had. I was almost to the bottom. Excited, ecstatic, even. Then I see your comment, at the very end. So to you, sir or madame, I say well done, and fuck you.

[–]donthurtthisguy 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, looks like we are in the same boat, fuck-it upvotes for everyone, except you Djsoundwave... you get nothing....

[–]StevieBoySwag 1 point2 points ago

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dat lady be all like "you jelly?"

[–]funkbitch 1 point2 points ago

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And scare the shit out of them?

[–]thegimp90 1 point2 points ago

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i never knew martina navritalova had such a funny looking dog

[–]Ninawasacat 1 point2 points ago

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I had to look away because it was so funny and I couldn't breathe from laughing. Then I had to look back to make sure out was really that funny. It was.

[–]rubiesforlouise[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I did the same thing! Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did! :)

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

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...maybe in taiwan

[–]mrg0ne 1 point2 points ago

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getting an annoying/creepy vibe. Put him out the airlock.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not into blondes... the dog is rather good looking though....

[–]coeddotjpg 1 point2 points ago

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They say the pet ends up looking like the owner....

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea how to feel about this picture I'm gonna go show it to someone who has cancer and see if you're right

[–]Rosetti 1 point2 points ago

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I do not like that dog. He knows something I don't.

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

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Jeff Goldbloom!

[–]demonthenese 1 point2 points ago

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This is the kind of dog i worry about going through my drawers and sniffing my underwear. not in a natural dog way, but really taking it all in.

[–]dezweb 1 point2 points ago

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Jar Jar Binks!

[–]donovanhau 1 point2 points ago

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DAMN I SEE TROLL FACE WOMAN

[–]blueheadedpants 2 points3 points ago

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Which dog?

[–]ScruffyPige0n 0 points1 point ago

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There used to be an edit in which someone switched the face of the dog and the person (and vice versa), it was hilarious; someone out there must know of it!

[–]TrianglePointPen 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite part is the owner

[–]zchill 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but the dog can only feed a small family for like one meal.

[–]Rasalom 0 points1 point ago

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By killing the hungry on sight and scaring cancer out of people?

[–]jonesmyster 0 points1 point ago

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the one on the left? or the one on the right?

[–]mack2028 0 points1 point ago

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i feel like it may just cure sanity.

[–]All_the_Hits 0 points1 point ago

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By making people want to eat the dog? You're weird...

[–]rubiesforlouise[S] 1 point2 points ago

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You're right. I am a little weird, but isn't everyone? I enjoy weird and/or freaky people. So, thank you.

[–]TheFatOwl 0 points1 point ago

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Meesa hear big mechanics!

[–]TheFatOwl 0 points1 point ago

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Meesa hear big mechanics!

[–]TeleMA50c 0 points1 point ago

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Pic ruined by crappy Line 6 amp lol.

[–]apulsch 0 points1 point ago

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HE'S SMILING SO GODDAMN MUCH THAT HE CAN PROBABLY JUST TELL IF YOU EVEN HAVE CANCER BY SMELLING YOUR PISS

[–]mrjdblack80 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe she could cure it all, but what about the furry one in the middle of the picture?

[–]JeedyFromTheBlock 0 points1 point ago

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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day.

[–]SoMuchDerp 0 points1 point ago

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See, I beg to differ. Maybe the hunger part... for a few days for one small tribe... But otherwise false...

[–]LouSpudol 0 points1 point ago

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looks like the ferret from ice-age...if this was a ferret...

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

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face...swap... ?

[–]greendot1001 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a sheep

[–]noxing 0 points1 point ago

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its been my profile pic for the past month and a half. fully prepared to go full year.

[–]Kryshen 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this while listening to Kefka's theme song... the dog is a hell of a lot more terrifying that way.

[–]alienufosarereal 0 points1 point ago

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why hasn't someone swapped the faces yet? Thats the only reason I came here..

[–]biscuitworld 0 points1 point ago

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She's making the Dreamworks animation face.

[–]PolloFrio 0 points1 point ago

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I just died, someone get an ambulance!

[–]SparkySparkinton 0 points1 point ago

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Ooh, a Line 6 amplifier in the background, too!

[–]sandandpomp 0 points1 point ago

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That or enter my nightmares and torment me for the rest of eternity.

[–]WildCardSR 0 points1 point ago

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Either that, or somebody is about to get raped.

[–]slaybird 0 points1 point ago

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or kill batman

[–]warmfruit 0 points1 point ago

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i think hes mocking his owner

[–]forforpanpan 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like that dog CAUSES world hunger and cancer just by looking at people.

[–]Yoshistrider 0 points1 point ago

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This needs an X-post to /r/creepy I think.

[–]gnarlysaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, kids are still starving all over the world.

[–]Notemy 0 points1 point ago

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That stupid woman is ruining the picture

[–]bob-a-fett 0 points1 point ago

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He just cured my cold. Thank you!

[–]rubiesforlouise[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, no problem friend! :)

[–]nitrousflare 0 points1 point ago

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I think I've been on this website before.. http://i.imgur.com/8P3Te.png

[–]cykovisuals 0 points1 point ago

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The Gay Grey Ghost

[–]PseudoFanboy -1 points0 points ago

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8D Oh my god, he totally could!

[–]FalcoLX -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit this is old.

[–]mooseguppy -1 points0 points ago

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that dog is disgustingly ugly

[–]mowllama -1 points0 points ago

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Kinda looks like my ex.