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[–]Tetchy 75 points76 points ago

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It's funny because as a matter of fact...just now...ಠ_ಠ

And she even knew I was taking the picture.

[–]pr1ntscreen 41 points42 points ago

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Your mother looks like a genuinely nice person. Really.

[–]Tetchy 15 points16 points ago

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...SO CONFUSED.

[–]pr1ntscreen 8 points9 points ago

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It was a normal compliment, absolutely honest :)

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I was in this thread when I read your comment. That was weird.

[–]Tetchy 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah. That'd be weird.

[–]cerebron 13 points14 points ago

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"Damn this hoverzoom, please don't hover over a NSFW, please, please, please."

[–]Mustkunstn1k 3 points4 points ago

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It's like a minefield on the front page.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for introducing me to hoverzoom, i may never have to open another link :)

[–]CRUMSON 22 points23 points ago

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Whenever I'm on reddit, or any site for that matter, I try and find a boring article or just read every comment on the reddit post until they get bored and walk away.

[–]crackshot91 2 points3 points ago

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"Tch... you're boring"

"ಠ_ಠ"

[–]agentstartling 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Jkins20 11 points12 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. Now I can't stop laughing.

[–]Supernyan 9 points10 points ago

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PLEASE make a .gif out of this.

[–]JereHakala 31 points32 points ago

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[–]Supernyan 2 points3 points ago

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I guess I deserved that.

[–]tronn4 3 points4 points ago

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There'd be a paynes on the screen sometimes

[–]ShufflinEveryday 1 point2 points ago

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A pingas?

[–]oO_THE_PUG_Oo 8 points9 points ago

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This is now my wallpaper. Now when my wife lurks behind me I can just hover over 'show desktop' and she'll go away.

[–]FermionDJ 1 point2 points ago

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Fire up /r/spacedicks they will promptly leave and gouge their eyes out.

[–]Deric 1 point2 points ago

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I was lucky enough to avoid /r/spacedicks for a few months. Thanks.

[–]wowbunty 1 point2 points ago

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I'm bookmarking this, so the next time somebody does this, I can just pop it open and mindfuck them.

[–]letsgetstoned 1 point2 points ago

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my dad does this i hate it

[–]pr0blemdrinker 1 point2 points ago

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Lately i really have just said fuck it. If my parents are around i load the gone wild pics anyway

[–]saffer001 0 points1 point ago

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Hoverzoom makes reddit a minefield when someone is behind me, that's what you get for subscribing to like 6 nsfw subs.

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal 0 points1 point ago

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"I am not a crook"

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

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even worse if they watch you click a link to an inside joke on reddit and they say,"I don't get it" and you then have to explain it to them until they realize that they will never get it and they leave.

[–]83kk4h 0 points1 point ago

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when somebody walks in the room and starts watching over my shoulder i intentionally click on a nsfw or wtf

[–]Tyrien 0 points1 point ago

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I think I may change this to my work computer's background, then windows+d the over the shoulder person.

[–]stopsucking 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes I forget that my screen reflects off of the window over my right shoulder which faces the entrance to my office door. My alt-tab speed is second to none.

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously. I don't see why people like meeting other reddit users.

[–]KelineBeline -1 points0 points ago

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Wrong thread my friend.

[–]TheKkatrin 0 points1 point ago

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I just asked my brother this, about 5 minutes ago.

[–]hello8104 -2 points-1 points ago

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And now there's mountain dew all over my screen

[–]hello8104 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure why this is worthy of 3 downvotes but alright hivemind, you win

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Or StumbleUpon.... rather anytime I am at my computer O.o