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[–]J_theHM 9 points10 points ago

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A man skilled in the art of bending you over and shoving it up your ass.

[–]redcashray 3 points4 points ago

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Get Fucked either way? I'd prefer the way where the guy doesn't try to jizz on your face when he's done.

[–]ieatbees 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe as a campaign promise, he'd make sure to come inside.

[–]redcashray 0 points1 point ago

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With that slogan and his picture. That's a money shot right there.

[–]a_can_of_solo 0 points1 point ago

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he'd probably just leave you with Santorum

[–]lawlshane 1 point2 points ago

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Erection 2012

[–]CompactedPrism 1 point2 points ago

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One step closer to Idiocracy.

[–]redcashray 5 points6 points ago

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Or a dicktatorship

[–]iamthekure 3 points4 points ago

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YOU WANT THE REAL LONG SHOT? 2012. PETER NORTH. VIVA LA REVOLUCION

[–]fooreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Ah man, i posted this the day he put it on facebook, 4 months ago.

[–]Makroprocezzione 0 points1 point ago

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To r/politicalhumor with you!

[–]godin_sdxt 0 points1 point ago

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implying the Republicans have even a snowball's chance in hell of winning in 2012

[–]Teotwawki69 4 points5 points ago

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I believe that Ron Jeremy belongs to the Peen Party.

[–]xenu99 0 points1 point ago

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Since politicians end up shafting you, are you sure you really want to be shafted by Ron Jeremy?

[–]zeug666 -2 points-1 points ago

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I think this would be a logical solid step towards Idiocracy.

[–]bbq_doritos 2 points3 points ago

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Now I understand everyones shit is emotional right now but listen up. I gots a three point plan to fix everything.

[–]RGT42 -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is he a porn star?

[–]markymarko -1 points0 points ago

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everyone knows that he's got the secret!! just look for the ron jeremy ads at any normal pornsite

[–]philosobrah -2 points-1 points ago

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You're gonna get jewed anyway....