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[–]no_thks_havin_butter 67 points68 points ago

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It's somehow FUNNIER because of the poor English...like Facebook.

[–]geosync23 11 points12 points ago

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You're not being a logic thinker. Let me practice it to you. Poor language skills are a known comic quantity world-round! Therefore you're homosexual.

[–]SoFisticate 4 points5 points ago

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your*

[–]DemonMuffins 4 points5 points ago

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wat

[–]ArseAssassin 1 point2 points ago

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Trol.

[–]Freesider 2 points3 points ago

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And the funnier part of it is that even that guy got YOU'RE right.

[–]geosync23 0 points1 point ago

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You are homosexual. You're homosexual. I'm confused.

[–]rutterkin 21 points22 points ago

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Original of the last image in case anyone cares.

[–]JimboMonkey1234 3 points4 points ago

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We care, and thank you.

[–]iLuVtiffany 20 points21 points ago

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Comments on imgur are from 7 months ago. You could've re-hosted maybe?

[–]Islandre 7 points8 points ago

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It's a brave new world.

[–]IR0NFIRE 8 points9 points ago

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So brave.

[–]poompt 2 points3 points ago

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So world.

[–]Tmlkrs 13 points14 points ago

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So Raven.

[–]TheClayroo 2 points3 points ago

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Nooooo! It's supposed to be deductive reasoning, not logic.

[–]leoz1002 8 points9 points ago

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Have you noticed that the first guy just went to a bar to talk about his job and didn't drink anything?

[–]Islandre 6 points7 points ago

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He may have drunk pre-comic.

[–]leoz1002 0 points1 point ago

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Well I disagree, his actions weren't the ones that belong to a drunk person

[–]SirRosie 1 point2 points ago

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He was talking pretty strange.

[–]Skafsgaard 1 point2 points ago

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So, the gay poops inn for an drink after job. Its not incommon.

So, I ask of you; due you gett drunks after one drink?

Logic thinkings!

[–]TILwhofarted 2 points3 points ago

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Swut logic thinkers do.

[–]ShotgunPaul 5 points6 points ago

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Can't write English properly.

Still uses correct you're.

[–]Gfresh404 2 points3 points ago

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Lengthy read - glad it paid off in the end :)

[–]cheesechimp 14 points15 points ago

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Things that are illogical:

  1. Assuming all dog owners love animals

  2. Assuming all animal lovers have kids who they love

  3. Assuming all men who have kids who they love have wives

  4. Assuming all men with wives and kids are heterosexual

Not a single connection made by the "logic thinker" is logical.

[–]AngryRedHerring 29 points30 points ago

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Which is probably why he's out of a job.

[–]rutterkin 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks, Dwight.

[–]verdatum 1 point2 points ago

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Let it be known, 12 hours ago, cheesechimp wrote the Dwightiest comment I have ever read on the Internet.

[–]StefanHectorPoseidon 6 points7 points ago

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the bartender's logic was spot-on, though.

[–]silentpen0r 2 points3 points ago

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it's called a joke, cheesedick

[–]Kentowich 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I believe Cheesechimps point is that those illogical connections made in the comic ruins the original point of the comic... it may be a joke yes, but it is a poor attempt at one, and that was his point.

[–]PiastPL 6 points7 points ago

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Nice repost.

[–]Ham117 0 points1 point ago

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once a week every week.

[–]Justins_Beaver 1 point2 points ago

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This reminded me of it's always sunny.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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if p then q does not imply if q then p

what did I miss?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I think you mean:

If p then q =/= not p then not q

rejection of the positive does not prove the negative.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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thanks! right sorry.

[–]Modus_T_Tollens 1 point2 points ago

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The catchy name of this particular fallacy: affirming the consequent.

Some may also take issue with his axioms.

[–]tilla23 1 point2 points ago

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the humor?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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indeed I missed it. I think this was making fun of the comic's author. NOW I get it. Ugh I'm dense.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago*

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"if p then q" is equivalent to "if not q, then not p"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modus_tollens

Edit: See below

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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if not q then not p you mean, which is pretty easy to wrap the noggin around; I don't need a wikipedia page

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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congrats to you

[–]strippy 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason, I read that in Colossus' Russian accent.

[–]GhostChili 0 points1 point ago

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I've only heard this joke (in different versions) in Russian, so you probably got it right.

[–]terrible_comments 1 point2 points ago

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Tl;dr you're gay.

[–]McFriendly 1 point2 points ago*

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The universal message being that most people will completely misunderstand you and simultaneously misrepresent your thoughts to others?

[–]Slippyy 1 point2 points ago

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"Have I see this before?"

"Yes."

"Then this must be a repost."

Wow now IM a logic thinker.

[–]ugart 0 points1 point ago

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I was entertained, but I do not know how or why.

[–]taygrindtay 0 points1 point ago

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Sven and Olie did it better.

[–]phenix1992 0 points1 point ago

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Norm Macdonald did it best

[–]LiquidAlb 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else bothered by having the speech bubbles out of order?

[–]Digipy 0 points1 point ago

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That's 1 minute I'll never get back

[–]Robo-Captain 0 points1 point ago

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This is a pretty old joke right? Not criticizing, just curious. I feel like this is at least pre-internet old.

[–]LeAnte 0 points1 point ago

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Any idea who made the comic?

[–]JaceGhost 0 points1 point ago

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Probably died of natural causes by now.

[–]ieatbees 0 points1 point ago

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I have a dog but no kid and I'm bisexual, seems logic to me.

[–]jimbon3r 0 points1 point ago

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i think i have read this 4 times, and i laugh every.single.time.

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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I would take the Bible too if a dessert island appeared out of nowhere. That would be the only thing that might make me believe.

[–]tilla23 0 points1 point ago

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this is the only thing that is constantly reposted yet never irritates me. absolutely hilarious.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have a link to the original comic? I enjoyed it more back then.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Here is the correct inversion: If he is not gay, he doesn't have a dog.

[–]Binsky89 0 points1 point ago

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This was stolen from cyanide and happiness, if I'm not mistaken.

[–]mfanning1990 0 points1 point ago

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The moustache should have alerted him to the fact he was gay before the lack of a dog.

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

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Logic dictates that if you love pets you love children. Then he jumps from pets to assuming the bartender has children. No wonder he lost his job.

[–]Pershy 0 points1 point ago

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That means that this is a repost, HELL YEAH.

[–]HollaJames 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else notice the bartender took his shirt off before telling the customer he was gay? I think he winked too. Probably why the consultant got fired. Wasn't very good at his job. Also, it's a worthless profession.

[–]waffle569 0 points1 point ago

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It's starting to look like a TRIPLE repost!

[–]J_M 0 points1 point ago

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...or is it Republogic?

[–]ChristianRLL 0 points1 point ago

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Wow that fucking sucked.

[–]greenguy15 0 points1 point ago

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The good ol triple repost. If you thought it was funny the first time, wait till you see it three times!

[–]hollander93 -1 points0 points ago

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Wow this joke is older than Elvis's balls.

[–]TheCodexx -1 points0 points ago

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I've... heard this joke before. It's not really any funnier painted in MSPaint, although the broken English made up for that a little bit.

[–]silentpen0r -1 points0 points ago

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fuck you, repost

[–]LetsYouKnowIfRepost -1 points0 points ago

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FUCKING REPOST X64764653I78675646317

[–]flamingboard -1 points0 points ago

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Hey guys. Guys. Lets take a joke that has been around since 1940, guys, and put it in a poorly drawn comics. Then guys, and this is the most important part, we post it to Reddit every other month. We'll be rich! Guys.

[–]Gramma42ton -1 points0 points ago

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Joke's older than the world

[–]FoxifiedNutjob -2 points-1 points ago

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nope...