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[–]UnknownArchive 163 points164 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Roadkill 0coms 4pts 8mos funny
And not a single fuck was given 14coms 425pts 5mos gifs
Cat ran over by a car, caught on camera 2coms 2pts 9mos reddit.com
Not a fuck was given. 1com 74pts 4dys funny
Not a single fuck. 3coms 8pts 21dys gifs
I ain't scared of you Dawgg. 4coms 128pts 21dys gifs
[HIFW] I see other people with tons of karma while I only have 14 5coms 76pts 2mos HIFW

source: karmadecay

[–]lazydictionary 27 points28 points ago

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Just goes to show you, Reddit really likes words like "FUCK" and "SHIT" in the titles of posts.

[–]A_WILD_COCK_APPEARS 28 points29 points ago

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And I've learned that Reddit also likes usernames that include the word cock or some other vulgar word that is fun to say, all capital letters, and vague pop culture references

[–]ANUS_MANGLER 7 points8 points ago

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werd

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat 1 point2 points ago

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Your name is quite metal.

[–]A_WILD_COCK_APPEARS 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 3 points4 points ago

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The leader in the popularity poll being, "FUCK".

[–]lazydictionary 3 points4 points ago

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I upvoted you just for using that word.

[–]Kazehaya 7 points8 points ago

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You're simply the best.

[–]Psycadet 2 points3 points ago

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AROUND!

[–]Amusei -1 points0 points ago

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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

[–]Nicky_G8 0 points1 point ago

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I believe the next line is "better than all the rest" my good sir. Cheerio.

[–]98PercentChimp 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I believe the next line is "of you". Pip pip.

[–]thethreadkiller 0 points1 point ago

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There is no next. There was clearly a period.

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[–]UnknownArchive 5 points6 points ago

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Just call me Pope Repost

[–]espressodude 1 point2 points ago

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well researched. if i could upvote you multiple times, i would.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I have never seen this gif before, and it made me lul. So thanks for pointing out the obvious!!

[–]aidrocsid 0 points1 point ago

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This one did much better.

[–]YourMindIsMyAsshole 0 points1 point ago

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Are you a bot, or are you just awesome?

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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I am Awesome-O

[–]antonbe -1 points0 points ago

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I love you. I wish reddit's submission engine was more vigilant in checking for god damn reposts.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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It can be. There are settings people can add when they are moderators of a subreddit to prevent resubmissions of content. However, even with those people will download/reupload the image so it has a new address. Or in one case I saw the person took and image, flipped it horizontally, then reuploaded it.

[–]Guitarmartyr 32 points33 points ago

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I don't see what the big deal is here. I've never seen a cat give a fuck about anything.

[–]OCedHrt 5 points6 points ago

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Only if you declaw them. Clawed cats give a fuck about everything. But that was probably a good massage.

[–]MedalsNScars 5 points6 points ago

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I don't see what the big deal is here. I've never seen a toy car give a fuck about anything.

FTFY

[–]CommandZ 3 points4 points ago

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Diabeetus cat is not impressed

[–]Blinity 10 points11 points ago

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The cat is small potatoes, drive over the kid.

[–]PartyBusGaming 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Im_Not_Pinkie_Pie 4 points5 points ago

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[–]CrimsonSpy 1 point2 points ago

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That made me jump.

[–]bobdle 1 point2 points ago

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So sick of seeing this damn image

[–]NonPermissive 2 points3 points ago

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In my experience, they give plenty of fucks when it's a real truck.

[–]Ruvok1 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck is wrong with that girl's mouth??

[–]guy_on-a_buffalo 2 points3 points ago

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That's a huge cat. I don't think he would be able to get up even if he wanted to.

[–]kilo4fun 6 points7 points ago

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Probably a Maine Coon. They're known for being pretty smart, big and hairy, and generally not giving a fuck.

Ninja edit: I have one. He's like a stoner cat. My parents' little dogs love him and give him licks all over his face while he just sits there and takes it, giving a few protest meows.

[–]bythog 0 points1 point ago

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More likely that it is a ragdoll mix of some sort.

[–]kilo4fun 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm I also have a ragdoll but I'm not sure how the coats vary. Mine is more white with dark patches here and there and his coat isn't quite as fluffy as OP's.

[–]CIRE43709 0 points1 point ago

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give him licks all over his face while he just sits there and takes it Cue bad porn track

[–]Kenmaster151 -2 points-1 points ago

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Nice observation, bro.

[–]laxbro_69 -2 points-1 points ago

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indubitably, bro.

[–]mojokabobo 2 points3 points ago

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You know what, I'd bet that little car's wheels would actually feel kinda good to that cat, kinda like a massage. Cat probably did give a fuck, because he probably was thinking, "ok, now go back around and do it again please, but a little bit lower.."

[–]Ajaksbackpac 2 points3 points ago

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I don't care if it was a repost...I haven't legitimately loled in a while, thank you for posting this

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Seldom before have I witness so little fucks given!!!

[–]JankBoy 1 point2 points ago

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And yet that cat is still more energetic than I am on a Sunday afternoon...

[–]Yage2006 2 points3 points ago

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Watch out. He will wait for when your sleeping to take his revenge.

[–]IAMACATANDWHATISTHIS 3 points4 points ago

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YES BECAUSE CATS DONT GIVE A FUCK

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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HELLO THIS IS DOG

[–]IAMACATANDWHATISTHIS 0 points1 point ago

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HI WHATS YOUR NAME

[–]DanielLikesPie -1 points0 points ago

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I love you.

[–]DTF29 0 points1 point ago

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Come at me bro

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I want that cat.

[–]Peconz 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a cross cat-try 4x4

[–]Mister_OB 0 points1 point ago

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Did you guys see that cat get hit by truck?

[–]meltface 0 points1 point ago

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Be like water...

[–]redditor_ent 0 points1 point ago

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A lot of people like to say they don't give a fuck when they most certainly due, however, this cat most definitely does not give fucks.

[–]rxshea 0 points1 point ago

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i can tell that's not an outdoor cat.

[–]Mexer 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if trolling..

..or reposting an image that has been reposted for many many many times..

[–]Mumpsterpwnch 0 points1 point ago

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I know this is a repost, but it gets me every time. Upboats!

[–]I_will_fix_this 0 points1 point ago*

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First time I see this...thank you for making me lol.

[–]Nubman77 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]Stinkupuss 0 points1 point ago

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It's a cat... They're lazy ass animals.

[–]Philymaniz 0 points1 point ago

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Too lazy to move, he did what I would have done.

[–]gmz_88 0 points1 point ago

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I cried.

[–]bane427 0 points1 point ago

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This is the oldest thing on earth

[–]Daviska 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]Stoogith -1 points0 points ago

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DAE think that kid looks like she has watched "The Ring" video?

[–]Dr_Brule -2 points-1 points ago*

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  • US Politics: Label the car "Republicans" and the cat "Obama".

  • US Football: Label the car "KC Chiefs" and the cat "Tebow".

  • Reddit-hivemind-self-aggrandizement: Label the cat "GoDaddy" and the car "Reddit".

[–]shillbert 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot this one:

  • Label the car "DRM", the cat "Customers", and the little kid "Pirates"

[–]zephyy -1 points0 points ago

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god there's like unlimited cars, poor cat.

[–]lazydictionary -1 points0 points ago

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Your wallet a few days into a Steam Sale...

"Oh God oh... never mind it's not stopping"

[–]aMANescape -2 points-1 points ago

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Has anyone seen this cat?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Hahaha

[–]Elided_Ego -2 points-1 points ago

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That's not funny my dog died after being run over by a car that he could not avoid.

[–]XxCrAzYAzNxX -1 points0 points ago

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I have a friend who has this cat who he calls "dumb cat". Everyday his little brother will antagonize the cat by shooting nerf guns at it, or chasing it in to screen doors. Unfortunately when I tried to pet that cat, it clawed the shit out of my hand leaving me with a pretty memorable scar.

...yep

[–]iamneek 0 points1 point ago

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Well, at least you know WHY it clawed your hand. Because of your idiot friend and his little brother.

[–]I_Just_Upvote -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvoted.

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[–]Synops 2 points3 points ago

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I really don't recommend clicking that link.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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woah