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[–]KSCleves83 88 points89 points ago

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I like how he followed through with an kick in his general direction.

[–]VidarOnTor 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously. What purpose did the attempted kick to the head serve?

[–]browb3aten 33 points34 points ago

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I'm pretty sure he accidentally overthrew. He meant to throw the snow at his foot as though he was punting a football, then break his foot/launch ice at the kid's face.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 6 points7 points ago

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But would it hold up in court?

[–]richardstan 0 points1 point ago

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back of the net!

[–]KSCleves83 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try, dad.

[–]partymonkey 2 points3 points ago

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I believe he was using his Jedi powers to will the snow boulder on target, much like a bowler.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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he obviously thought that little kid could kick straight through that snow boulder like the smaller previous ones before it hahaha

[–]ogglethorpe 0 points1 point ago

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Its a celebratory kick, with arm movements and all. His body says "yeah!"

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[–]Dubbys -5 points-4 points ago

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So you literally ROTFL? I don't think I have ever rolled on the floor because I couldn't contain my laughter to the standing or sitting position.

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[–]real_nice_guy 6 points7 points ago

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everyone do the dinosaur.

[–]WelcomeMachine 137 points138 points ago

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Dad's a fucking idiot.

[–]bhermit 37 points38 points ago

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Dad doesn't realize that dense formation of packed snow is partially ice.

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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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It's a space station.

[–]mexicanfoodtogo 2 points3 points ago

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A space station Buzz!

[–]poopshooter5000 23 points24 points ago

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one of those "why did I do that?" moments

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -1 points0 points ago

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I have so many and they frequently pop up. Why can't I remember the good things?

[–]AlphaEnder 6 points7 points ago

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Was one of those creating your username? ;)

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

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Not even close.

[–]doclev 26 points27 points ago

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I seriously just finished the episode of America's Funniest Home videos with this clip featured

[–]hick 47 points48 points ago

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People... People still watch that show?

[–]doclev 64 points65 points ago

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They just put a season on netflix...

And I smoke weed...

[–]AlphaEnder 5 points6 points ago

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The way I see it, AFV is just YouTube with an announcer and a playlist. Sometimes that's a fantastic thing, other times...eh.

[–]DrTom 4 points5 points ago

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Its Tosh.0 with less nudity.

[–]MadMitchell 8 points9 points ago

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... and better jokes! ZING!

[–]Esteam 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, me too!

[–]vashed 3 points4 points ago

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[–]knarf 3 points4 points ago

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Well, someone has to convert them to gifs for the internet to enjoy.

[–]Communist_Party 7 points8 points ago

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The funniest part is that dad's little fucking kick.

[–]Kracus 13 points14 points ago

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parent of the year.

slow clap

[–]CG_TUNA 8 points9 points ago

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Too soon to know.

[–]Whaines 2 points3 points ago

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The kid won't be able to do any other sort of clap after that incident.

[–]IRCHOE -3 points-2 points ago

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slow fap

[–]AthleticDude13 13 points14 points ago

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Did he died

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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No for his dad was to see think that was snow off the angel of throwed it. I am truley sorry for theem.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Wat.

[–]cartoonking 24 points25 points ago

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That kid now knows what a downvote feels like

[–]Shup 0 points1 point ago

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Still waiting for the repost.

[–]corporalcunnilingus 4 points5 points ago

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CATCH THE SNOW YOU LITTLE SHIT

[–]D_Rail 2 points3 points ago

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The last thing the kid ever saw was the treadmark pattern on the bottom of his dad's winter boot.

[–]speedy_slowzales 7 points8 points ago

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WTF did that idiot expect to happen?

[–]midwestgator 7 points8 points ago

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This kills the kid

[–]toss_reply 6 points7 points ago

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No funny. Imagine the kid had a concussion and the dad was throwing up with worry all the way to the hospital. As for the kick... as a new dad.. I'd imagine that the guy thought he was going to drop the snow and do a kick to make a 'snow explosion' and didn't figure the kid would be beneath it, just near/in front. Still, extremely poor judgement...

[–]Goldd 1 point2 points ago

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He'll be a great addition to the baseball team.

[–]TimDave 1 point2 points ago

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I have had this happen to me once. I have a scar somewhere on my head from the impact.

I have not since seen snow so red.

[–]ubetchrballs 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Piggy taking that boulder to the face in Lord of the Flies.

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[–]shenanlganz 2 points3 points ago

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Scumbag dad, crush one child, kicks other.

[–]asstits 1 point2 points ago

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He's even pretending to kick the iceball, as if he didn't plan it deliberately.

[–]Kylethedarkn 1 point2 points ago

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I doubt the kid got too hurt. I've had this happen to me quite a few times.

[–]hyprnova 0 points1 point ago

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That's how its done, Russel Wilson.

[–]bostons_g 0 points1 point ago

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"how about a magic trick?"

[–]poponegra 0 points1 point ago

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I think he was trying to kick the snowball

[–]hastasiempre 0 points1 point ago

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...and The Father of The Year Award goes to...

[–]Bunglao 0 points1 point ago

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lmfao

[–]ryuzaki49 0 points1 point ago

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whaaat that snowball could have a rock s: bye kid :c

[–]dash141 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, what the fuck.

[–]crseat 0 points1 point ago

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Truth in advertising.

[–]blackjackel 0 points1 point ago

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Snowballs don't crush people.

People crush people.

[–]jellytime 0 points1 point ago

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"Here's a huge ball of ice that outweighs you son, catch!"

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 0 points1 point ago

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well I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I laughed. See you all in hell.

[–]7HR4SH3R 0 points1 point ago

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"Fuck, two kids?... I'll have to do something about this"

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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Slowest reflexes ever seen in a father

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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A spinal injury! The gift that keeps on giving.

[–]heathengray 0 points1 point ago

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Got to admire then gumption that says "hey, I can barely carry this snowball, but I'll drop it on somebody half my size, and it'll be like something out of a movie".

"Oh, a Farrelly Brothers Movie."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Socially awkward dad:

Throw snow, try to kick it

Crush son

[–]Ecivilak 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed way, way too hard for me to not go to any hell that may or may not exist.

[–]marmo518 0 points1 point ago

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He seemed rather surprised...what did he THINK was going to happened by throwing that boulder on a small child's head?

[–]ZettaSlow 0 points1 point ago

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"HI MY NAMES RED- I mean Buzz Fucking Killington"

[–]MrMickus 0 points1 point ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[–]dont_get_it 0 points1 point ago

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When he did it the first time, I laughed, but by the third or fourth time, I thought this was real child cruelty, and I closed the tab.

[–]JooksKIDD 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else notice that the date was 21/6/2007? Meaning that it was taken June 21st? No snow ever that day!

[–]Masian 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever heard of the southern hemisphere?

[–]Roflmoo 0 points1 point ago

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It's fucking sad when one of the top posts on Reddit is from a three-year-old episode of America's Funniest Videos.

[–]fumblor 0 points1 point ago

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If only he accidently kicked his other kid in the face while he was aiming for the snowball

[–]gijsz0r 0 points1 point ago

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That guy deserves a cannonball to the balls.

[–]simplycrazy 0 points1 point ago

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I think the situation went down like this: the boys were running towards the dad, so he figured by the time he finished swinging his snowball his kids would be well behind him. Unfortunately, one of them decided to stop and begin backing up. Once the father realized it, it was too late, which explains the "kick," which was probably him cringing while thinking 'OH SHIT PLEASE MISS HIM'

[–]average_AZN 0 points1 point ago

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This is amazing

[–]42oodles -3 points-2 points ago

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I had not laughed so hard since last year.

[–]ry45guy -1 points0 points ago

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Dad: "Oh God no! My snow ball! Nice catch Jr. "

Kid: ..............

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why get netflix, when you can slowly but surely see it all on reddit and tumblr?

[–]tghGaz -1 points0 points ago

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It was actually just a rock with a bit of snow on it. 20Th TRIMESTER ABORTION BITCH!

[–]w1tt -3 points-2 points ago

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im going to hell for sure.

[–]dc_ae -1 points0 points ago

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BAD PARENTING IS BAD! :D

[–]soundhaudegen -3 points-2 points ago

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[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Troll dad.