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[–]Retanaru 2 points3 points ago

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Our state gives you the best chance at being able to explore space. Umad bro?

[–]sadistic4 -2 points-1 points ago

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not really. its coincidence.

[–]IronLung330 2 points3 points ago

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Cleveland "At least were not Detroit!"

[–]Valid_Argument 1 point2 points ago

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Buy a house for the price of a VCR!

[–]IronLung330 0 points1 point ago

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Our main export is crippling depression !

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What it is? *cringe

[–]Last_Laugh 2 points3 points ago

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I read it correctly, Now all I can see is WHAT IT IS.

[–]strathmeyer 1 point2 points ago

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The first American in space, the first person to walk on the moon, and the first person to fly an airplane were all from Ohio. Sounds like people are really trying to get out of Ohio.

[–]KoRax2667 1 point2 points ago

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Ever live in Ohio? I did for about 3 years. I would do anything to get out of that god-forsaken state

[–]Ishnatal 1 point2 points ago

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I lived there for 19 years. Then, I got out of that state for college and NEVER LOOKED BACK. Not even old people wanna go there for retirement. It is... terrible.

There are many, many amusement parks in Ohio. This is so that we may gain altitude on roller coasters and see places that are more pleasing to live in. Like Kentucky. Or Detroit.

Even Cincinnati's airport isn't in Ohio. That's how bad Ohio is. The AIRPORT won't even be in Ohio. I believe that the airport used to be in Ohio, but there was a suicide rate of over 50% when people had layovers there.

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

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440 holla!

[–]spinningtardis -1 points0 points ago

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419! no holla. fuck ohio.

[–]bss10s 0 points1 point ago

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how many astronauts are not from ohio?

[–]Retanaru 0 points1 point ago

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If I remember correctly we either have had 450 to 500 astronauts in space (just the USA). This may seem surprising, but someone had to put all those satellites up there.

[–]andey 0 points1 point ago

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not like they are going to come from Louisiana

[–]karlg15966 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm.. Ask LeBron.

[–]ronjack 0 points1 point ago

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Corn....literally...its all corn.

[–]spinningtardis 0 points1 point ago

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And beans. You just don't notice the beans. But they're there.

[–]Fortuan 0 points1 point ago

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how many of those astronauts go back to ohio? most of them :P

[–]I_Can_Has_Memes -3 points-2 points ago

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Perhaps its the endless corn and the neverending stream of douchebags.

[–]sadistic4 0 points1 point ago

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no, its not corn or douchebags. Theres really not that much corn. And the only place with douchebags is cinci ( i know, because i live there). Its the lack of fucking anything to fucking do

[–]Dizmn 1 point2 points ago

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I live in cleveland. A little bit ago, I drove down to athens. About half an hour from Athens, at about 11'00 in the morning, I went under an overpass that have a group of kids waving at the cars from it. I smiled, honked for them, and kept going. At 9'00 pm, when I went back through, the same kids were standing on the same overpass. I'm inclined to think they were there all day. That's what passes for fun in the rural parts.

[–]I_Can_Has_Memes 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I forgot that and just so you know I live in cinci too its the fucking mecca of douche.

[–]sadistic4 0 points1 point ago

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yeeep