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[–]kleinyman 2 points3 points ago

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one does not simply go to spacedicks

[–]Bizlemon 1 point2 points ago

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I just went thinking it was pictures of dicks. I was sorely mistaken. I don't want to believe that any of those posts are real.

[–]rootR 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was just some sort of NSFW/Spam section at first. Then I went to it.

[–]Bizlemon 1 point2 points ago

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I saw the reactions people posted and I still went. I should have headed their warnings.

[–]rootR 1 point2 points ago

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CAN'T UNSEE

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[–]Garrosh -1 points0 points ago

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Is this just fantasy?

[–]D0ug91 0 points1 point ago

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Caught in a landslide

[–]rasmusca[S] 1 point2 points ago

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no escape from reality

[–]D0ug91 0 points1 point ago

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Open your eyes,

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[–]geusebio 3 points4 points ago

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I <3 you. Thanks for stopping that.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]hundredth 0 points1 point ago

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why did i just do that to myself?

[–]wdafxupgaiz 0 points1 point ago

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spacedicks is weak sauce.

[–]Fulgus 0 points1 point ago

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I dont understand why people act so disturbed by /spacedicks. Its not that bad.

[–]Bizlemon 0 points1 point ago

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Someone posted something saying "Hey reddit, check out my new girlfriend." It was a picture of a naked, headless/limbless body of a woman. I'm done with the internet. How do you think that it is "not that bad?"

[–]Fulgus 1 point2 points ago

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I was one of those fucked up weirdo's who browsed rotten.com when I was growing up

[–]Bizlemon 0 points1 point ago

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I just looked up what rotten.com is and this is what I read:

"A hub for shock pictures visited only by insane, twisted losers with nothing better to do than seeing guy putting a kitten in a jar and leaving it there for most of its life. A website for the mentally-sick. If you think such a website is funny and use it as a source of humour, go down to the mental facility and get yourself checked out. Otherwise, you're going to hell."

Lol.

[–]samanthakm9 0 points1 point ago

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I loved Rotten.com during computer lab in high school and I never ever considered myself a fucked up weirdo. I looked at it because I was fascinated by death and now as an adult I am a mortician. Rotten.com didn't really convince me to become a mortician, but it did feed my curiosity. I hate animal cruelty and advocate for animals before I advocate for actual humans, so this is why I stay away from the place now. Don't humor yourself into thinking you are serial killer material because of a website you visited when you were younger. We certainly aren't dealing with a bad ass over here.

[–]Fulgus 0 points1 point ago

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I never said it made me into a serial killer or a bad ass, I merely said I viewed it. I think you're trying to read too much into things.

[–]samanthakm9 -2 points-1 points ago

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Calm down there killer. Its a corpse. If someone chops off your head and limbs, you would be the same thing -- a headless and limbless dead corpse. People are such pussies.

Also, there was once a picture of a torso of a woman gutted and limbless and her body was spread open and a black dude had inserted his erect penis into the body and you could see his dick because the woman was wide open. You would have lost your shit. I would have laughed at you. :)

[–]Bizlemon 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I saw that. I feel bad for you. So callous.

[–]samanthakm9 -1 points0 points ago

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No, I feel bad for you, hiding in your little world thinking everything is unicorn farts and puppy noses. Its a sad, scary, frightening, disgusting world out there and burying your head in the sand when something "scary" shows its ugly face isn't doing anyone any favors -- especially you. :) Have a great day.

[–]rasmusca[S] 0 points1 point ago

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