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[–]LazyGit 14 points15 points ago

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"Hello, yes, I appear to be locked out of all the systems. Could you reset my password please?"

[–]lastingd 2 points3 points ago

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How many times will this question be posed to Help desks in the next few days?

[–]Theskyishigh 2 points3 points ago

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I just checked my work email. It's about the only thing I will remember tomorrow. Can't remember what projects I'm working on.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Inbox : 12,000 new e-mails

[–]BaconAndBacon 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I came to post. I will go through them one at a time for two days until I am completely up to speed. I hope.

[–]pmanly 4 points5 points ago

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No matter how many times I see it, I will always laugh at this

[–]SpitefulMoose 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously! Few things can beat the goofy smile of a lab.

[–]thekingofpeas 3 points4 points ago

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What the fuck is my password?!

[–]ANewAccountCreated 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing is right. Can't find anything. Someone moved all of my shit. WHO MOVED ALL OF MY SHIT? Crap, can't say 'shit' at work.

[–]srreality 2 points3 points ago

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How I feel coming back to work after a 10 day break - Wait, I've never had a ten day break.

[–]BluebellSunshine 2 points3 points ago

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That about sums up my first day back.

[–]GHDUDE17 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't get a single amount of time off for the holidays that I wouldn't have normally gotten off. It should be illegal for holidays to fall on Sunday :@

[–]RubySauce 0 points1 point ago

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Ditto, sucks huh?

[–]Tatsunen 0 points1 point ago

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Here in SA if a holiday falls on a sunday then the day off moves to the monday

[–]DaneTroll-ie 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know what to do at work? Why not go on reddit?

[–]Scooby186 1 point2 points ago

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thats how i feel every day at work ... -.-

[–]jwilke 0 points1 point ago

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So does your boss.

[–]RideTheThunder 1 point2 points ago

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My co worker is coming back today after taking a break for the better part of December. I guess I'm doing all the work today.

[–]Drogonono 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I feel going back to school after winter break.

[–]shorty6049 0 points1 point ago

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Not looking forward to tomorrow... (had today off) .... why is it that everyone except my boss is like this on the first day back ?

[–]johnahs88 0 points1 point ago

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He is, but he gets paid more because he's good at hiding it.

[–]jmdolce 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, tomorrow is my first day back since the 21st of December... I'm suddenly in a panic at how much I'm going to have to sort through. :-/

[–]camdaddyKRUNK 0 points1 point ago

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The same feeling applies to school

[–]BinAlaDiN 0 points1 point ago

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I picture his voice as Eminem's

[–]SomethingClepher -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe if you had some thumbs you could work, dog

[–]eatapastarunafasta -1 points0 points ago

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"5,000 missed calls from dog? he should've just emailed me"

[–]MonorailLime 0 points1 point ago

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He doesn't have any opposable digits!