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[–]w4rfr05t 789 points790 points ago

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"Garden salad with light Italian and an Aquafina, please."

[–]be_mindful 307 points308 points ago

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can i get extra italian? more. little more. more. more. okay that's good.

[–]bluenaut 268 points269 points ago

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I was at a Subway once, and this morbidly obese woman walked in and ordered a footlong veggie sub. She put every possible topping on it, and then kept telling the guy behind the counter to add more and more mayo. I'm guessing she had roughly five to six times the mayo as a normal sandwich.

Kind of defeats the purpose of the veggie sub.

[–]laddymaddonna 235 points236 points ago

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Maybe she doesn't eat meat?

[–]cold_fire149 91 points92 points ago

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But she sure likes the bone.

[–]mysteryteam 36 points37 points ago

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[–]bonaducci 16 points17 points ago

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Mayo Moooooooo

[–]yasth 39 points40 points ago

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A veggie sub is cheaper than most any other sub as I recall (well it was until they borked their pricing completely with their $5 footlongs thing)

[–]kevinproche 17 points18 points ago

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It's now $6 in Canada

[–]sad_dad69 66 points67 points ago

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Do they still call it a foot-long there? Or do they convert it to metric?

[–]RockFourFour 306 points307 points ago

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"Royale with greens"

[–]BillyBatts83 53 points54 points ago

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Check out the brain on RockFourFour

[–]stupidinternet 9 points10 points ago

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You're the motherfucker who should be on sandwich detail!

[–]NothingsShocking 18 points19 points ago

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you know what they put on veggie sandwiches in Canada? mayonnaise. haha, I seen em do it too, they drown em in that shit.

[–]kevinproche 128 points129 points ago

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They call it the 30.48cm for $6... I think the marketing is terrible

[–]LoganPrower 24 points25 points ago

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I dont know why they did that. It's not even catchy.

6 dollar, 6 dollar 30.48cm long! Doesnt have the same ring to it anymore

[–]Faluzure 122 points123 points ago*

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Canada doesn't officially use the metric system... or the imperial system. We use a system known as whatever the fuck I feel like at the time. It incorporates a variety of measurements from smallest to largest: millimetre, centimetre, inch, foot, about 'yay' big, yard, metre, city block (for urbanites), kilometre, mile, 'to the next concession' (for rural canadians), 'from here to toronto on the 401', light year.

[–]DZ302 23 points24 points ago*

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You forgot using time to measure a distance. Here in the Maritimes we don't know how to gauge anything larger than a football field by distance, so we just use time instead. "Oh my place is around 30 seconds past the lights after the Sobeys", or "Truro is around an hour past Halifax on the 102". We've also been known to offer complete strangers a ride to their destination when they ask for directions on the side of a road.

[–]JMango 23 points24 points ago

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As a Canadian, I lold hard when I realized I've used all of the above.

[–]kevinproche 3 points4 points ago

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I pictured The Rock when you said this... Metre, Foot, yard? IT DOESNT MATTER what unit of measurment you use!

[–]zeejay11 2 points3 points ago

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The loonie system maybe??

[–]patrik667 2 points3 points ago

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In Italy it's the 15cm or the 30cm.... And the 15cm (half foot) costs 4.50 euros

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, but the sandwiches are a meter long.

[–]ITripFatPpl 137 points138 points ago

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I remember the hardest part about working at subway, was having this woman come in, order 2 large subs, full of meat, bacon the works (and let me tell you this girl is MASSIVE), and at the very end she says "Oh I'll have light mayo" and I had to keep a straight face, I nearly lost it.

[–]jcdj1996 51 points52 points ago

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Relevant username?

[–]Pucker_Pot 10 points11 points ago

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This makes me sad.

[–]PeabodyJFranklin 13 points14 points ago

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She completely missed the target with all the rest of the toppings, but at least it helps. I've been buying "Light" ranch dressing lately instead of full fat, since it tastes nearly the same, and with as much as I'll use, it ends up making a difference in caloric intake. I still eat a whole pizza with it, and might use 1/2c of dressing doing so, but if that had been full-fat dressing, I'd be even worse off.

If someone is getting a small diet-coke, instead of a large, that's what doesn't make sense.

BTW, I get my subs with heavy mayo AND dill spread (seems to be regional to east-central Iowa though)....I make no qualms about greasing up my sub.

[–]Neebat 28 points29 points ago

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As a diabetic, I was advised by my endocrinologist and dietitian to avoid "Fat free" dressings, because they tend to substitute sugar for oil, and that's actually worse.

[–]CellPhoneFlush 23 points24 points ago

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Anything marked 'diet' or 'lite' is pure garbage IMO.

[–]Wormhog 2 points3 points ago

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Real food FTMFW

[–]Jenashy 21 points22 points ago

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The purpose of a veggie sub is that it doesn't have meat in it.

[–]IrishWilly 29 points30 points ago

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I eat veggie subs because I love veggie subs not cause I'm trying to lose weight. You are making assumptions you shouldn't be.

[–]EmperorSofa 26 points27 points ago

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Considering that everytime I go down to my Italian friends house his family tries to kill me by over feeding me booze and food i'm surprised there aren't more fat Italian dead people just floating around.

[–]airmandan 99 points100 points ago

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Italians have gotten very good at hiding bodies over the years.

[–]Chicken-n-Waffles 58 points59 points ago

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And a LARGE diet coke.

[–]Goblerone 56 points57 points ago*

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I've been drinking diet sodas for a decade now, and sometimes I end up in situations where I, for example, order a big sloppy burger at a restaurant, and then also ask for a diet soda.

But dang it, it's not some double standard: I've just been drinking diet for so long that I simply don't like the taste of normal soda anymore.

[–]Puttit_Inmy_Butt 18 points19 points ago

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It's not negating, but it is less sugar. So, it's still better than ordering a regular soda. I'm the same way too, drinking all that sugar makes me feel sick. I generally like the taste of diet sodas.

[–]angryundead 10 points11 points ago

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If I order a bigass burger I sure as hell don't need 300-400 calories extra from soda. That's why I started drinking diet soda. Im not a lightweight and I have a sweet tooth. Any time I can shave a few calories I go for it.

I don't, however, use it as an excuse to get something even more calorific.

[–]tr_morrison 27 points28 points ago

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I'll have a litre of cola.

[–]profnutbutter 8 points9 points ago

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Do we have "Liter Cola"?

[–]Garrett-R 5 points6 points ago

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"it's for a cop .... Hold the spit".

[–]crysys 6 points7 points ago

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Does that look like spit to you? Eh, fuck it.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Extra aspartame, please!

[–]turkourjurbs 93 points94 points ago

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She may have been turned down. Many drive-thrus don't allow people not in cars. I tried on a bicycle at a Burger King once. Denied. It's a security/safety thing apparently.

[–]dannothemanno 90 points91 points ago

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I worked for McDonalds and Hardees when I was younger. Drive Thru's terrify management. It's amazing how fast someone not in a car, can grab an employee and drag them thru that window.

This woman on the other hand, probably would not be able to get her arm thru the window.

[–]Joke_Getter 122 points123 points ago

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So you're telling me employees AREN'T on the take-out menu?

[–]RockinInTheZone 143 points144 points ago

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[–]dannothemanno 57 points58 points ago

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None of my coworkers looked like that, or I'd still be working there.

[–]Kitchenfire 63 points64 points ago

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If their hiring practices tell me anything... no you wouldn't.

[–]Jenashy 40 points41 points ago

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Is this a Scandinavian McDonalds by any chance?

[–]Paycer 34 points35 points ago

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looks like sweden

[–]dlq84 10 points11 points ago

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It's sweden.

[–]AceroInoxidable 6 points7 points ago

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EDIT: LOL wrong thread.

Anyway, yeah, it's Sweden. I'm going to look housing prices there right now.

[–]RockinInTheZone 17 points18 points ago

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The tip is in the filename. ;)

Pretty similar in Denmark although I've never seen one quite so...stacked. Plus more blondes in Sweden.

[–]RobertCalifornia 19 points20 points ago

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I'd like a McSexy and a milkshake, please!

[–]usernameoNetWo 5 points6 points ago

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On a road trip stopped at a McDonalds in Oregon and the staff looked like that. I was like WTF alternate universe have I walked into. Then I noticed the customers and knew I was still in the good ol USA :(

[–]Ozlin 12 points13 points ago

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They're all the owner's daughters.

[–]CookieMan0 4 points5 points ago

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That's why I was fired.

[–]telegrams 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ are you speaking from experience?

[–]dannothemanno 27 points28 points ago

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Yes. The one that I worked at would frequently get very drunk people at all time of the night. I've seen one employee pulled thru a window, and I've been grabbed (but not pulled) thru them.

[–]Battleloser 23 points24 points ago

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Why?

[–]aspec 39 points40 points ago*

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This question is hilarious. I had just accepted that people get pulled out of drive-thru windows without giving it a second thought.

[–]dannothemanno 5 points6 points ago

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Why? Could you be more specific?

If you are refering to why we got drunk people at all times of the night, I do not know. I suppose people are more likely to be drunk at night, and since people need food...

If you are referring to why was the employee pulled thru the window, then I don't remember what the reason was. I do remember the customer complaining (loudly) about something, and moments later the employee was on the pavement, getting the crap knocked out of him.

If you are referring to myself being grabbed, it was because someone thought I short changed them.

[–]centijo 5 points6 points ago

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Did you guys ever call the cops on someone that was dangerously drunk (to drive) when they drove through?

[–]dannothemanno 10 points11 points ago

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Every time. Drunk driving is absolutely repulsive.

[–]dino340 2 points3 points ago

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As someone that occasionally goes to McDonalds while intoxicated, we usually get the "We can't serve you unless you're in a car" to which my response is "Fine, I'm really drunk but I guess I can go get my car" and then the people I'm with pull the person serving us through the window.

Not really we just get horrible food that I feel guilty about eating, but less guilty because it's the only food I can really get at that time of night.

[–]Lrs_ 9 points10 points ago

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Maybe she approached the front door but couldn't fit and they recommended she use the car lane

[–]twoclaps 167 points168 points ago

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quick snack before going to the gym.

[–]windy444 323 points324 points ago

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Quick snack before going in to order.

[–]bluenaut 46 points47 points ago

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Quick snack before another quick snack.

[–]windy444 18 points19 points ago

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Before supper.

[–]sunnyseas 50 points51 points ago

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[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 15 points16 points ago

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are "stand ups" and "sit downs" considered a work out? or how about the "arm up feeds mouth" and "arm down for resting position"?

[–]NELyon 52 points53 points ago

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"stand ups"

I think you're being a bit unrealistic here.

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[–]billmalarky 121 points122 points ago

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My favorite thought is that just maybe she was heavy enough to set off the weight sensor that... you know... is calibrated for cars...

[–]jardeon 37 points38 points ago

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More likely it's a ground loop metal detector than a weight sensor...

But your way is funny, too.

[–]Popkorn 82 points83 points ago

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They actually use metal detectors... The More You Know™

[–]tourettesguy54 23 points24 points ago

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It depends on the place, the KFC I worked at a couple years ago was still done by weight.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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The internet is well acquainted with the drive through wheelchair patron.

Here is an album: http://imgur.com/a/rWSyf

[–]RootMarm 7 points8 points ago

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To be fair, the guy in the last picture does appear to have a real disability preventing him from being mobile under his own power. It could just be that that store has a bad layout for chair access.

[–]dontgoatsemebro 2 points3 points ago

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The rest of them have a s-s-s-stutter you p-p-p-prick.

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[–]ethicalcannibal 335 points336 points ago

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Yes. I had a patient that was morbidly obese, and fell in the bathroom. She could not get up, and laid there for days. The only reason she didn't die was that her neighbor saw her front door flapping open.

When she got to my hall, she had massive ulcerated wounds from laying in a static position for days on end, and being off her various medications for heart, emphesema, and mental health were taking a severe toll on her. The wound treatment alone took three of us nurses and a couple NAC's related to wound size, and patient size.

Once you see the reality of that kind of suffering, it's not that funny anymore.

[–]carlosmachina 148 points149 points ago

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Your username and profession got my brain really weird right now...

[–]ethicalcannibal 38 points39 points ago

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My job here is done.

[–]legion_of_dumb 10 points11 points ago

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I finally got one of those weird boners everybody's been talking about.

[–]Andrew_Jay 67 points68 points ago

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Once you see the reality of that kind of suffering, it's not that funny anymore.

Fair enough, it's not funny anymore . . . but then I read your username and just have to wonder . . . "but how many people could she have fed? If it's not ethical to feed hundreds of starving children with one obese American (?) I don't know what is"

[–]ethicalcannibal 14 points15 points ago

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I don't think you would want to eat someone that had that kind of health problem history, and that obese. Honestly, humans don't really eat food animals much older than two, and we watch what they eat closely. That means a two year old fed on one of those organic, healthy diets would probably be a better choice for cannibalism.

[–]thinker99 8 points9 points ago

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Now I know why my wife insists on raising them organic. That's good eats. Any tips on cooking?

[–]ethicalcannibal 7 points8 points ago

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You got a good woman there.

[–]happybadger 8 points9 points ago

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Would a two year-old have the muscle structure though? We're born prematurely because our heads are too large for our mothers, so while a cow has two years of standing and running experience a human is just barely starting to leave their mother's side.

Personally I'd go for a nice vegetarian early-teens. They've not yet poisoned their body with various drugs so you also get offal on top of muscle meats. People haggis can't be made with an alcoholic's organs.

[–]oysterpirate 2 points3 points ago

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Mmm, ethically grown, free trade, organic, farm fresh baby. Perfect for the hipster cannibal.

[–]greezyzoozoo 15 points16 points ago

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Well, thinking logically, she probably doesn't have much edible meat, mostly just fat. I doubt you could feed a lot of people on a diet of pure fat. Maybe use it as butter or oil somehow, but that's about it.

[–]SallySubterfuge 36 points37 points ago

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I can tell you from first hand experience there is absolutely NOTHING funny about being morbidly obese. My best friend's husband died in October from weight related issues -- he left behind a pregnant wife and his two year old son. Both of his children will never know him and it breaks my heart into a million pieces whenever I think about it. Food addiction is just like any other addiction -- the only difference is that obese people cannot hide their addiction like other addicts, and the shame of it being out in the open like that is often what keeps them from getting the help they truly need. Posts like this that ridicule people whose lives are in danger are not helpful.

[–]Marowe 10 points11 points ago

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What you say is true and sad. But a woman going through a drive through in her roller obviously knows she has a problem and is doing nothing for herself to fix it.

[–]qblock 9 points10 points ago

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You underestimate the human race's ability to delude and lie to themselves. I know a person who is morbidly obese, and she is a fucking master at it.

I think this is a general trait of addiction. I think there is a good reason why the first step in an alcoholics anonymous program is to admit you are an alcoholic.

[–]Marowe 2 points3 points ago

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You underestimate the human race's ability to delude and lie to themselves.

This is true u.u

It makes it difficult to be sympathetic, though.

[–]qblock 5 points6 points ago

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I understand completely. I think sympathy is not at all required, and in some cases is unhealthy.

While it's hard to be empathic, because people like you and I can deal with our emotions better and will likely not be in this kind of position, I think it is a very noteworthy goal to try for some.

Again, no need to be sympathetic. Just understand their position and not mock them.

[–]outwrangle 16 points17 points ago

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She may be too physically disabled to prepare and cook her own food.

Furthermore, addicts rarely do anything to help themselves fix their addictions. Cigarette smokers may continue to smoke through cancer treatment. Meth users will continue to use as their teeth fall out.

Addiction is a fucking terrible illness.

[–]maz-o 11 points12 points ago

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I haven't seen that reality, but I also don't think looking at morbid fatasses is funny.

[–]Bloodhound01 2 points3 points ago

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My mom works in surgery, she had an elderly woman that fell and was laying on her side for DAYS because she couldn't roll over or move to get up. By the time someone found her, 1/2 her body was pretty much dead from the lack of blood flow, from laying on her side for so long.

I hear disturbing stories from her sometimes. Its crazy the things that happen to people you don't know about.

[–]blues_clues 36 points37 points ago

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My mom is a social worker and she has one client who is incredibly obese (600 lbs+). Apparently this girl lived with her family until one day they just left her on laying on the couch and they never came back. She was too fat to move so it took a while before anyone discovered that she had been abandoned, I believe it was a neighbor who found out. A lot more sad than funny.

[–]youmustthinkimcrazy 69 points70 points ago

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As a skinny man you sparked my interest.

[–]stupidlyugly 132 points133 points ago

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As a bank, I charged you interest.

[–]Rubberchicken13 125 points126 points ago

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As a redditor, I enjoy incest.

[–]Tmeesseman 15 points16 points ago

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You win.

[–]sourcreamjunkie 4 points5 points ago

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Wincest!

[–]Slattz 38 points39 points ago

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[–]IHaveALargePenis 13 points14 points ago

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The problem would be water. If the fat person can't move, they can't drink and therefore it doesn't matter if they can go without food for over a year.

[–]moarroidsplz 2 points3 points ago

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They also won't have the vitamins that the man in the study got.

[–]hawkspur1 6 points7 points ago*

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That's super fascinating. I always wondered how long someone super fat would survive if they didn't eat anything

[–]captainlavender 2 points3 points ago

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TYL that lost weight is usually regained because the body goes into a permanent starvation mode.

But it's soooooo much easier to say that fat people could lose the weight if they had more willpower.

[–]skoorbevad 44 points45 points ago

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Her security would be her own weight. Who could lift her out of the chair? IMPOSSIBRU

[–]jhnhines 14 points15 points ago

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You could always hit her wheelchair with a car...

I'm a bad person.

[–]Gneal1917 2 points3 points ago

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Dear, Japan...

[–]ziptime 10 points11 points ago

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Trapped animals chew through their own legs, so she could probably live off an arm for about 3 months.

[–]kodomo 2 points3 points ago

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She could live off her own body fat for long enough. The problem would be water, and not being on her medications.

[–]Moeri 201 points202 points ago

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[–]ohh3nry 108 points109 points ago

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I'm sure that woman is already fatter than the people on Wall-E

[–]HermyKermy 18 points19 points ago

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What movie is this?

[–]Xanthan81 257 points258 points ago

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Logan's Run

[–]Self_Hating_Human 13 points14 points ago

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It's in Revelations people!

[–]bloed 43 points44 points ago

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Bug's Story Inc starring Finding Nemo.

[–]lksims 26 points27 points ago

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Pokemon

[–]moonman 28 points29 points ago

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Disco Ball

[–]Moeri 58 points59 points ago

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Wall-E

[–]beatsworkin 18 points19 points ago

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Whale

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[–]PieFlinger 37 points38 points ago

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I have absolutely no shame in laughing my ass off at this.

[–]rakista 27 points28 points ago

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You shouldn't. These rascals and other "mobility" devices have dramatically reduced some people's ability to perform even basic ambulatory functions. People who can waddle should not be using them, force the fat fucks to walk side to side for their food.

[–]pgomez 8 points9 points ago

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I think the lady in the back has only one leg... so I have a little shame. Now I can only laugh half my ass off.

[–]JotunheimFTW 20 points21 points ago

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People all over the world. Join chairs! Start a fat train, fat train!

[–]bluenaut 9 points10 points ago

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She must shop for clothes in the drapes section of her local department store. My God.

[–]MarineOnDope 2 points3 points ago

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This video's much better. It has a soundtrack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8&feature=related

[–]funnynoises 33 points34 points ago

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Excuse me but how does one of this size make a living? What does one even do?

?

[–]chancesofconception 56 points57 points ago

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The government will pay a person for being "disabled" and many doctors will say that obesity is a disability. In some cases it can be, but not all.

I work as a property manager for low income apartments in CA, it's amazing what people consider a disability.....

[–]TurgidMeatWand 23 points24 points ago

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I had a teacher in school that was a very petite 4"10, and said she qualified for disability for being short.

[–]CalyBell 2 points3 points ago

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My Dad works as a doctor at a VA hospital. He recently had someone try to file for disability because he hurt himself while playing Wii Sports.

[–]Powerfrog 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds silly. But we need more information. Did he fall over, land on his side and smash the bones in his arm completely? Or did he stub his toe? Theres a rather large difference.

[–]Fantasysage 20 points21 points ago

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The taxpayer does.

[–]ReactionDude[S] 87 points88 points ago

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[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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You... You can comment on your own post without it being a reply?

[–]ReactionDude[S] 49 points50 points ago

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I kinda know how reddit works but not fully.

[–]mrsammercer 41 points42 points ago

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That poor, poor Rascal®.

[–]cerealpaddlefile 24 points25 points ago

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at that point, i dont think she gives a fuck about what other people think. which is pretty sad.

[–]nate81 25 points26 points ago

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I'm skinny, I don't give a fuck what other people think.

[–]star_witness 11 points12 points ago

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But she's a public spectacle. Most people would feel shame if they behaved that way.

I bet if there's a hell, being forced to do what this woman is doing would be a shaming torture.

Imagine being 500lbs, unable to walk. so you're under 40 and in a Rascal because of obesity. Now imagine going through a drive thru on a rascal, surrounded by people with nothing better to do than stare at you and judge.

If you could do this and not feel bad about yourself, I'm either impressed or terrified.

[–]Protonious 33 points34 points ago

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I've seen funnier in the drive thru. Two young guys didnt have a car so they used a cardboard box and pretended it was a car. Got them served and everything.

[–]maz-o 33 points34 points ago

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that's funny.

this is disgusting.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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They see us rollin http://i.imgur.com/5zXMe.gif

[–]Condawg 2 points3 points ago

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So perfectly looped...

[–]piemarz 5 points6 points ago

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I wish I lived in America to see her many great wonders.

[–]rmm45177 3 points4 points ago

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In my 18 years in America I've never seen something like that, so I guess its where you live.

[–]secretvictory 15 points16 points ago

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if bars are forced to stop over pouring...

[–]lethargic1 32 points33 points ago

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"(wheezing sounds) I WANT THE LEFT SIDE OF THE MENU!!! (moar panting and wheezing) And a diet coke."

[–]Icamehere2fap 3 points4 points ago

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Is this the same woman videoed driving along the road with her daughter holding on behind her?

[–]Roggenroll 4 points5 points ago

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Am I the only one being reminded of her?: http://www.postavy.cz/foto/kendra-krystal-krinklesac-foto.jpg

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Imagine what that lady must feel like every time she has to eat in front of people.

[–]retr0gamer 21 points22 points ago

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Only 22 Chicken McNuggets please, not the whole 24. I'm on a diet.

[–]3yrlurker2ndacct 49 points50 points ago

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'MERICA FUCK YAAA

[–]ofsinope 9 points10 points ago

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Let ye who is not also at the drive-thru cast the first stone.

[–]greesyMNKY 2 points3 points ago

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I was going to get fast food today but no longer do I have that urge for greasy deliciousness.

[–]theghoul 8 points9 points ago

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I see too many pictures like this. How can people do that to themselves?

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 27 points28 points ago

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[–]BigLebowskiQuote 11 points12 points ago

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I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.

[–]GooglesYourUsername 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Wargall 15 points16 points ago

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B-but guys! Thyroid problem! Thyroid problem! It's not her fault!

[–]pajamakitten 17 points18 points ago

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To be fair someone who has a real thyroid problem and is being treated is unlikely to reach that size without having a horrific diet like this women clearly has, if someone with a thyroid problem eats well and exercises they would either be normal or just a little overweight.

[–]clickwhistle 8 points9 points ago

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It's a gland problem. A saliva gland problem.

[–]shingonzo 7 points8 points ago

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at least the weight sensor will go off and she can order.

[–]inthefleshh 6 points7 points ago

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you've got to be fucking kidding me..

[–]mstrother 45 points46 points ago

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What a disgusting display of hatred and prejudice.

Not everyone knows how to feed themselves properly, including nutritionists and those that count their calories. Even if they have been paying attention, the government has been telling us for the past 30 years to cut fat and up the carbs. This is based on weak science, as is the "calories in, calories out" hypothesis.

There is an alternate hypothesis that these people are starving internally. They are hungry because they are obese, not obese because they are hungrier than you or me. Their bodies cannot access the calories they are taking in because so much of what they take in is triggering insulin release, and insulin stores the calories. Carbohydrates trigger insulin release.

Thanks to the weak science that nutritionists quote like it is dogma, the advice we get to lose weight is to reduce calories. This has been shown again and again to be unsustainable and it's not because they lack discipline, it's because the human body is not meant to starve. Their energy level simply decreases to make up for the missing calories.

Meanwhile more and more processed foods using more and more sugars have been added to grocery aisles. The cheaper, filling foods, which some people have to live on, trigger insulin. This is why the poor are by far the most obese in a population, despite the "common knowledge" that it's our prosperity that is causing over-eating that is causing obesity.

Many people have hormones and environment and economics and education (even the "right" education!) stacked against them.

I used to think like you do. It makes you all feel better to look down on people you think lack self-control. You feel superior because you feel you do not have this crutch.

This book has changed the way I see the overweight population, the government's role in our health education, and the nutritionists who follow the common dogma despite the shaky foundation:

Good Calories, Bad Calories

If you need a shorter book, Gary Taubes has also written a more palatable version, called Why We Get Fat

And if you don't want to invest the time on a book, at the very least watch this lecture: Why We Get Fat - Gary Taubes at OSUMC

When I heard Mr. Taubes in an interview and bought his first book it was only to change the way I eat (I am not "overweight" but I am losing weight and my energy is through the roof, btw) but a resulting side effect has been the way I see obese people and understand their situation.

TL;DR Please click the links above to consider an alternate hypothesis for the cause of obesity. And stop hating.

[–]keto4life 25 points26 points ago

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Dude, you're in /r/wtf. Why did you even bother replying in this post full of retards and degenerates?! Half of them won't read your sensible arguments, the other half are too busy masturbating to pictures of dead cats to get angry enough to reply.

[–]EmpressK 8 points9 points ago

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Jesus that was delicious. Thank you.

[–]mstrother 2 points3 points ago

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I've learned my lesson, believe me. No more trying to convert via reddit post.

I just thought I could clear away some of the hate... But there's a reason that's up on the front page. It's what they came here to do.

[–]keto4life 3 points4 points ago

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I went against my own advise and started preaching all over this post. I've had +15 points on many of my supplementary arguments that support points you've made which I also agree with which I have also found to be true from the reading and video's I've seen on the topic. You're now into positive karma on your main comment to which is very reassuring. As I've said before over in /r/keto, I'm down 22kg in 92 days with no ill effects. I stand for this lifestyle and way of eating. There's no reason why you should be shunned alone and ignored instead of supported when you take time out of your day to make a valid attempt to inform a community....even if that community is the metaphorical shit stained padded cell that is /r/wtf !

[–]nikkip00t 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you so much for this post, you said it far more eloquently than I ever could.

[–]Filberto 10 points11 points ago

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What? Tea Party rallies make you fucking hungry.

[–]gary88 12 points13 points ago

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And this is still legal while marijuana isn't :sigh:

[–]DesignDecay 12 points13 points ago

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Well, McDonalds has a lot more money.

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[–]cdharrison 46 points47 points ago

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Chances are you'll have a coronary first if you let how other people treat their bodies bother you so much.

[–]Siverix 8 points9 points ago

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source?without pictures if possible

[–]Alexanderh86 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Siverix 13 points14 points ago

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the only thing i feel is pity how can someones ambition be to get fat?

[–]w4rfr05t 15 points16 points ago

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Even more f'd up, what kinda person fetishizes it and actually pays her to eat?

Her fans wanted her to become as large as possible and she quickly became a star in a bizarre fantasy fetish community that worshipped the overweight and bought pizzas for her to munch on.

One man from Germany sent her a credit card with specific instructions of buying pizzas, Chinese food and other takeaways, as he wanted her to use his money to become as large as possible.

‘He didn't even need to see me. Just the fact that he was feeding me was enough of a thrill for him.’

Ms Simpson had a website where men paid $19 a month to watch her eat and she flew around the world for events. She became the most popular model on SupersizedBombshells.com.

[–]Alexanderh86 13 points14 points ago

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Apparently her 150lb boyfriend thinks its sexy.....ಠ_ಠ

[–]progeda 10 points11 points ago

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[–]serrit 6 points7 points ago

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And....today I learned that there's a NAAFA or "National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance."

NAACP, looks like you've got some competition.

[–]in_SI_that_is 1 point2 points ago

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68.0 kilograms

[–]Twisted_Fate 93 points94 points ago

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And its also treated as disability, so you have to pay for all their financial benefits.

[–]Senor_Wilson 50 points51 points ago

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And we give them food stamps that can purchase more junk food, further putting tax-payers in a hole. We should give them lettuce instead of food stamps.

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further putting tax-payers in a hole.

If you think that's putting tax-payers in a hole, you really need to reassess what you think you know about anything.

[–]mellowmonk 11 points12 points ago

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We give them food stamps so they can buy corporate crapfood made from Third World beef and American agribusiness corn.

[–]Quietpiper 3 points4 points ago

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Pizza hut has drive thru?

[–]DrewciferCDXX 9 points10 points ago

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It's the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyLx6Pthmj4

[–]LithiuM23 4 points5 points ago

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That's sad.

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[–]ACGillesp 16 points17 points ago

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Whoa, what town is that?