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[–]onlineamiga 6 points7 points ago

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What the fucking fuck! I didn't realise reddit hosted such stuff. :(

[–]Paultimate79 3 points4 points ago

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They probably dont know about it yet.

[–]Tatertot-pie 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus Effing Christ. How is that okay? And why Why WHY did I feel the need to verify?

[–]Paultimate79 1 point2 points ago

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How is what okay? The admins not knowing everything that goes on here? Report it as promoting violence.

[–]erikthinks 3 points4 points ago

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ugh such a horrible site.

[–]MacScissor 3 points4 points ago

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Glad I read the comments, so I didn't have to check it by myself. Thank you for your sacrifice mates, all of you shall have an upvote!

[–]yourmydinner 6 points7 points ago

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There is also one for raping women.. This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]Spr09 3 points4 points ago

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remember, this is the internet. but that's no excuse, that needs to be taken down.

[–]yourmydinner 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe, the entire subreddit is just one big troll... At least I hope so... Lets pretend it is...

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[–]yourmydinner 0 points1 point ago

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If you are serious then you should be disciplined accordingly.

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[–]yourmydinner 0 points1 point ago

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Go ahead and go to r/TwoXChromosomes/ and see what they think of your statement.

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[–]TheSpie[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Gee, I wonder why

[–]NasyaCN 2 points3 points ago

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What the fuck.

Can't unsee.

[–]Smelltastic 2 points3 points ago

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More like your penis' reaction, I'll bet.

[–]TheSpie[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say nope. Major penis had no part in this, nor did he ever come up to see

[–]x0rcist 1 point2 points ago

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What. The. Fuck.

[–]venomviper2 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck thats disgusting.

[–]Slippyy 0 points1 point ago

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JESUS CHRIST. You all need some eyebleach it worked for me. That was horrible!!!