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[–]GhostSongX4 9 points10 points ago

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TIL that when Batman does it, it's not a sex crime.

[–]neveranalrapistnude 2 points3 points ago*

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There are literally tens of us that would be prepared for this. I wouldn't even mind if Batman came upon me while I was in the shower.

[–]telephasicworkshop 2 points3 points ago

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I bet you wouldn't...

[–]RNRSaturday 3 points4 points ago

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This is precisely how all of my masturbation fantasies begin... I'm a black man taking a shower... Batman hands me a towel...

[–]peon47 4 points5 points ago

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That's a woman

[–]blind_duck 0 points1 point ago

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[–]herrrr-me-nerrrr 2 points3 points ago

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At least you're already in the shower...that way when you shit yourself it's easier to clean up

[–]ladrelan 1 point2 points ago

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Repost but makes me laugh everytime.

[–]TheTwist 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh at jokes I've heard/seen a thousand times too.

[–]FutureMeme2016 0 points1 point ago

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Who has a comment on this post and is totally going to pull this on his girlfriend next April Fools Day? This guy!

[–]jcarules 0 points1 point ago

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creeper...

[–]GreenLogic 0 points1 point ago

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Wut?

[–]crafty-jack-rabbit 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this episode..

[–]hick 5 points6 points ago

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Could you enlighten Vinc3ntPh4m on what led up to this scene...?

[–]Anonymo 2 points3 points ago

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That's the director of CADMUS, who is involved in secret government experiments to find a way to neutralize the Justice League. Their idea is that the Justice League is too powerful and if they decide to turn against humanity, it's better if they are prepared. What they don't know is that they are being played by Lex Luthor.

Batman likes to sneak up on people. He is at his greatest in 3rd and 4th season of Batman:TAS and Justice League and Justice League Unlimited.

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m -4 points-3 points ago

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Could you enlighten me on what led up to this scene...?

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m -5 points-4 points ago

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Could you enlighten me on what led up to this scene...?