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[–]Safari_Ken 148 points149 points ago

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In case anyone needs a better idea of the scale of the gun, this picture should clear things up.

[–]thelazerbeast 32 points33 points ago

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Hence why they call the thing Arnold has in T2 a mini-gun.

[–]indubitably_good_sir 13 points14 points ago

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I read this wrong and thought "since when was the Heavy called Arnold?"

[–]Catalyst6 6 points7 points ago

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Let's just put down the sandvich and exit out of Steam, dummkopf.

[–]CunningLanguageUser 2 points3 points ago

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Damn mini-gun.

[–]Legolaa 10 points11 points ago

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[–]low_fps11 7 points8 points ago

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[–]wildo421 6 points7 points ago

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Freedom farts.

[–]rspeed 3 points4 points ago

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The last sound a tank commander ever hears.

[–]Cresilia 6 points7 points ago

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He won't even hear it in fact. The 30mm ammunition of the GAU-8 is supersonic. That tank commander would be dead before he heard the weapon fire.

[–]rspeed 1 point2 points ago

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Assuming he dies immediately. So maybe the last thing he hears before he hears his own screaming?

[–]RobbyTheSheef 0 points1 point ago

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Humorously enough, I'm pretty sure the rounds are supersonic, so he probably won't even hear it before he's dead.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

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From now on, that is the noise I will imagine the tripods making in War of The Worlds.

[–]redcomet002 2 points3 points ago

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every time I see one of those things I giggle like a little kid.

[–]Legolaa 0 points1 point ago

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I put my fingers in that thing. I felt butterflies inside me.

[–]IRLpuddles 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]epicGOPfail 54 points55 points ago

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the aerodynamics of that Bug are all wrong. you'd have to drive that thing upside down to get any lift.

[–]reverse_cigol 20 points21 points ago

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I understand this is humor but you are wrong.

[–]LerithXanatos 14 points15 points ago

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hold me

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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now show me what it looks if i pull the trigger

[–]god12 1 point2 points ago

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i was gonna say ''yep those things are as big as a Volkswagen.'' but clearly you already did that.

[–]jillyboooty 73 points74 points ago

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[–]fghtoffyrdmns 65 points66 points ago

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Fuck yo house, nigga. Buy another one.

[–]sidepart 9 points10 points ago

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Take this line out of it's context and put it into some kind of action movie... I think I'd probably go see that action movie.

[–]auxiliary-character 7 points8 points ago

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Take this scene, maybe from another angle, and it could go into an action movie.

[–]Captain_Birdseye 0 points1 point ago

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Um, that looks like an expensive way to destroy an empty house...

[–]Time_for_Stories 27 points28 points ago

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Holy shitfucks that gun needs nerfing.

[–]holyerthanthou 4 points5 points ago

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We would make it more powerful if we could.

[–]davewuvswaffles 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck we even use depleted uranium so it rips through tanks for christ sake.

[–]Leeham721 30 points31 points ago

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This video is infinitely better, it has Tom Hanks identical voice-twin:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eD_Lo61rAw

[–]GundamWang 27 points28 points ago

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You weren't kidding about the Tom Hanks bit.

[–]jntwn 2 points3 points ago

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Bwonnnnnnnn

Right behind Shamus 2-6, one of my army buddies favorite forms of support in Afghanistan was the A10's.

[–]Theropissed 5 points6 points ago

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If you're going to shoot at people over there, shoot from your neighbor's house that you don't like......a block down.

[–]Nicker 2 points3 points ago

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From a VERY CLOSE ground position, the impact of the 30mm rounds. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCZcEXateY

[–]celestialwolf 2 points3 points ago

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I love that distinctive sound. There's nothing else quite like it.

[–]TD-DFT 2 points3 points ago*

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hooray for killing people!

[–]0mgrzx 59 points60 points ago*

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This is the Heavy's wet dream!

[–]toxicFork 17 points18 points ago

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Add two loaves of bread around it and THEN we're talking!

[–]scottagro 17 points18 points ago

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Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going!

[–]salvadorwii 9 points10 points ago

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Dear internet:

i want to see a drawing of Heavy Weapons Guy carrying that weapon, i don't care how he does it, put a pair of little wheels in front or something, just want to see it

  • salvadorwii

[–]ObeseSnake 0 points1 point ago

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The gun alone weighs over 4,000 lbs.

[–]boolean_union 24 points25 points ago

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So, I feel like I'm investigating some sort of Tom Clancy-esque worldwide arms conspiracy... Reading about the Warthog on Wikipedia. Seems it was developed by Fairchild Republic, wonder what they are up to now... Took over German aircraft manufacturer Dornier in '96, then acquired by German insurer Allianz A.G in conjunction with U.S. investment group Clayton, Dubilier & Rice Inc. Finally purchased by M7 Aerospace in Texas in 2003. Hmm, in 2010, M7 was purchased by the United States subsidiary of the Israeli defense contractor Elbit Systems... one of the world's largest defense electronics manufacturers and integrators. As of 2010, over 45% of its stock is owned or controlled by Michael Federmann, a man with a net worth of 1.4 billion dollars...

[–]Tbabs 19 points20 points ago

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From Wikipedia:

The aircraft is designed to fly with one engine, one tail, one elevator, and half of one wing missing.

So awesome. xD

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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My mother had a friend who flew them in the first gulf war. They are made to take a hell of a beating he said. Also brought us to a airshow with them flying, honestly its eerie how quickly they can change directions, almost like it shouldn't be flying.

[–]Legendman3 5 points6 points ago

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So basically you can shoot off half the aircraft and it would fly just fine.

'MERICA FUCK YEAH

[–]Tbabs 0 points1 point ago

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'MERICA FUCK YEAH

Hahaha best possible response.

[–]Wertyui09070 22 points23 points ago

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Lord of War taught me that just about anything arms-related that sounds fishy, unethical, and counter-productive to peace is probably true.

[–]Already__Taken 5 points6 points ago

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Watch the making of it's fascinating.

In the scene in the warehouse with all the AK-47 they're all real AK's because it was just cheaper to buy a load and sell on with their contacts instead of that many prop AK's.

All the tanks lined up where borrowed off a gun runner and sold shortly after the film. The plane that they land on the road is a real gun smuggling one they borrowed.

[–]SerialAbberation 4 points5 points ago

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Be careful, dude. Don't get stuck in the wikihole.

[–]majortom1981 1 point2 points ago

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Noprthrop Grumman works on the a-10's now. Back in the Late 80's my father worked at grumman on the a-10's and the F-14's. I really wish Grumman didnt have to go bankrupt and get bought out. Soo many Smart people lost there jobs (ps One of the lunar lander project managers comes by my job all the time).

[–]Subduction 18 points19 points ago

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You think it looks cool? Try how it sounds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sALiuWg_I1k

[–]rltw25 53 points54 points ago

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I worked with A-10s on occasion deployed. It sounds like the earth is being destroyed, then a couple seconds later, you hear the giant fart from the sky of the gun actually firing.

[–]ztherion 26 points27 points ago

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Here's a video that captures a danger close incident of that weapon in particular

Now imagine that noise being loud enough to burst your eardrums in real life.

[–]friedrice5005 15 points16 points ago

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Notice the massive explosions out of nowhere, then a good 5-10 seconds later you hear the actual gun fire. That weapon is scary as shit, 0 warning that you are about to be a smoldering pile. Especially considering it normally pops up from behind hills and just over tree lines, so if you see it then its already too late.

[–]broo20 -1 points0 points ago

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They also fly upside down when flying close to the ground.

[–]HawkwardSilence 6 points7 points ago

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The A-10C can't fly inverted for very long as the engines rely on gravity to feed fuel to the engines. Once the aircraft goes inverted, auxiliary supply tanks will kick in and give the A-10C fuel for just a very short few seconds. The system was intended to allow the A-10C to be more maneuverable in its bore-sight acquiring of a target and the subsequent escape maneuvers required to avoid AAA fire. If the aircraft is inverted, fuel is failing to reach the engines and the engines will flame out if the aircraft remains inverted for more than ten or so seconds.

[–]markiedee88 4 points5 points ago

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Giant fart from the sky

exactly how it sounds

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

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pretty much

[–]hippopotacat 0 points1 point ago

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HAH! farting gun. made me lol.

[–]Weow666 7 points8 points ago

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Sounds like me in the bathroom after a bad meal at Chili's.

[–]MizerokRominus 9 points10 points ago

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There are good meals at Chilis? Ha, hahaha... it's 8:22am and I didn't sleep... everything is funny, heh.

[–]pieguyfry22 4 points5 points ago

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[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago

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I know now how I want to light my cigarettes...

[–]kyoutenshi 1 point2 points ago

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Wow... I thought BF3 was off, not anymore!

[–]MrHappyMan 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know they used the GAU in the Inception soundtrack.

[–]henno13 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]Dr_Zoidberg_the_3rd 0 points1 point ago

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I think that was filmed at Eglin AFB in Florida.

[–]groberts1980 0 points1 point ago

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The gun range on the right off Eglin Blvd?

[–]Dr_Zoidberg_the_3rd 0 points1 point ago

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Yup! I'm fairly certain they have this gun there but I may be wrong.

[–]groberts1980 0 points1 point ago

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I pass by that building every morning. Neat place. Would love to get a pass to just watch sometime...

[–]Lamalamao 0 points1 point ago

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I really think I have a new favorite sound

[–]SerialAbberation 0 points1 point ago

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I need this for a ringtone. It kind of sounds like a zipper unzipping.

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

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you should be near one when firing..and feel that shit. it vibrates everything in and around you

[–]iihatephones 4 points5 points ago

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We said "This shit needs to walk" so we strapped a Vulcan Raven to it.

[–]quentinp 7 points8 points ago

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The A10 is a tie with the SR71 for my favorite aircraft.

[–]DocFantastico 13 points14 points ago

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Upvote for the coolest gun ever. 30mm autocannon firing 3200 rounds a minute? YES PLEASE!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Out of ammo in less than 30 seconds firing-time. Since it's trigger is connected to a timer you will allways shoot in 65 or 130-round bursts and after 30 of 15 bursts the show is over.

[–]HorrendousRex 1 point2 points ago

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The A-10A and A-10B had two firing modes, 2100 RPM and 3200 RPM. The A-10C now has only one setting of 3900 RPM.

(Yes I am a giant nerd.)

[–]cromagmn 4 points5 points ago

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50 rounds the first second, 70 each additional. Other than stalling the aircraft, firing for an extended period of time wouldn't be good for the mechanics of that gun/gunbay.

[–]richard_photograph 7 points8 points ago

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gotta go full throttle whenever firing...now thats a badass weapon

[–]Glass-of-Water -1 points0 points ago

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Jams up like a punk, though, I heard.

[–]JebusTJones 4 points5 points ago

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Negative, comparative to the amount that the gun system is used it has very few malfunctions. The F-15 gun system is much worse. I speak from experience as a mechanic on the A-10A/C for 8 years, and now about 6 months on F-15's.

[–]percules 30 points31 points ago

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Plane and simple, that gun is fucking sweet.

[–]Kerfuffly 8 points9 points ago

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I like it how you are gunning for the pun thread.

[–]Tarpo76 4 points5 points ago

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now now.. Don't fly off the handle.. This thing hasn't even started yet.

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[–]skc132 3 points4 points ago

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And I'm here to shoot it down

[–]maddiott 2 points3 points ago

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The flying VW bug sized killing machine.

[–]Korkymann 5 points6 points ago

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It's about twice as big as a VW bug.

[–]chronox21 2 points3 points ago

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What is even more awesome, that fighter can actually fly with one wing. the A-10 Warthog is a BA muthafucker, or perhaps it the gun.

[–]asainloverfetus 28 points29 points ago*

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Makes me proud to be an American Edit: Yea screw you Pluvo

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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What's ET doing that for?

[–]lawlshane 3 points4 points ago

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Love me some Warthog.

[–]hippopotacat 10 points11 points ago*

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This gatling gun produces a recoil with the force of 45000 newtons. When the plane is strapped to the gun, it has to be slightly offset so that the recoil doesn't bump the plane off course. That shit cray.

EDIT: Okay good people of reddit, here is what i mean, and if you dont understand the physics behind why the gun is off center, well, i won't explain it for you.

[–]JebusTJones 3 points4 points ago

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Despite what some people are saying, the firing position is the 11o Clock position. This allows for centerline fire of the GAU-8 Avenger, also the reason why the nose landing gear is offset. You are correct that the recoil is immense. That is why a leading edge slat system was installed after the aircraft was built to keep the aircraft from stalling when the gun was fired.

[–]Bezulba -3 points-2 points ago

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bull.

just like the "fact" that when fired continuously it will move the plane backwards.

The gun isn't offset, the landing gear is. The barrel that will fire the projectile is on the centerline

[–]hippopotacat 6 points7 points ago

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You should get your facts straight. The gun fires in nine-o-clock position, if the gun wouldn't be offset so the recoil didn't hit dead center, the whole plane would tweak to the side.

[–]VikingSlayer 11 points12 points ago

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No the front landing gear is offset so they could fit the gun, because the whole plane is built around the motherfucker of a gun, the gun is as centered as possible

[–]hippopotacat 8 points9 points ago

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here you can see that the center of the plane and the gun are not aligned.

Here aswell.

[–]AdamDaze 49 points50 points ago

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I believe the gun is slightly off axis so that the FIRING BARREL is always directly down the centerline.

[–]atxranchhand 7 points8 points ago

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This... Too many people think Gatling guns fire out of all barrels at once ;p

[–]hippopotacat 0 points1 point ago

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that is what i mean, offset means to counter balance or to compensate, that is exactly why it is off axis. why is this so hard to accept?

[–]Legendman3 1 point2 points ago

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No you idiot we meant that the one barrel where the bullets comes out of is in the center of the plane. THAT is why the guns center is offset.

[–]hippopotacat 1 point2 points ago

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Yes i know... The firing barrell is in the planes center axis, hence not pushing it off course, thats what i'm trying to say. I will upvote you so you know we mean the same thing.

[–]Legendman3 1 point2 points ago

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No its also(there i recognized you are also correct) for accuracy. That is what I am getting at here.

[–]GoofyBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Why isn't the firing barrel at the very top or very bottom?

[–]tonguepunch 2 points3 points ago

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Because then the landing gear would either not fit or be too off center to be practical. Having the firing barrel at 9 o'clock allows for the gun to be shifted over to the pilot's left and the landing gear squeezed in on the right, as shown in the pic.

That's just my guess, anyway. There could be some other specific reason (for example, the loading mechanism lines the shells at 9 o'clock or something) that is the actual reason.

I'm just takin a shot at what the reason might be.

[–]AdamDaze 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say thats pretty much exactly it. The loading mechanism is also a "drum", it appears, and I don't think its easy for a belt to feed out the "center" of a drum, vs out the edge....makes sense if you thinking of them being fed in as a "spiral".

[–]agile52 0 points1 point ago

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doesn't have to be, but this way it's in the middle of the plane so it doesn't mess with the flight characteristics when it's fired

[–]VikingSlayer 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but it's the centermost barrel that fires, and that is centered

[–]Bezulba 0 points1 point ago

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no it's not offset, it's exactly where it should be. The barrel that fires is right underneath the pilot. That makes it the center of the plane. The front landinggear on the other hand is offcenter, the turning circle is even wider when turning the wrong way.

[–]anthony955 0 points1 point ago

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I've actually seen them in action when I was at Pope AFB, hip...hiphop, fuck that name, is actually correct and yes this gun will stall the plane if fired for more than a few seconds (around 5 iirc).

[–]KingRohman 11 points12 points ago

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"the plane is an ACCESSORY' made me laugh so much I joined reddit so I could upvote this.

[–]VikingSlayer 2 points3 points ago

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Well it's true... everything on the plane is built up around the gun. the pilot is sitting right on top of it, the body is only as long as the gun and then a much slimmer tail part.

[–]cromagmn 7 points8 points ago

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well in fairness that jet can take a licking. If you were a pilot and you were over enemy territory and you were getting shot at/hit I'm sure you'd rather be flying this jet than a lawn dart / or the other fighter options.

[–]anthony955 1 point2 points ago

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It was actually built with low-altitude ground support in mind. The plane itself wasn't seriously built with the gun as the main focus, otherwise they would have slapped on larger engines so it would be able to be fired for more than a few seconds without stalling the plane.

That should also give you an idea of how powerful that weapon is. The recoil on it can stop a plane in midair after a few seconds.

[–]cromagmn 1 point2 points ago

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I worked them for 5 years, I'm aware of how powerful the weapon is among other things.

[–]Kerfuffly 12 points13 points ago

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The plane is image is fine and all, but imma gonna tell you about the propeller planes the germans built/used in WW1 when they'd sync the gun and the propeller to shoot through the frickkin propeller...

Me like!

[–]stpk4 31 points32 points ago

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What blows my mind is that the first time they flew planes, they never thought about air to air combat, they just waved to each other and stuff, eventually people started to bring up things like bricks and other debris to throw at each other, and then it escalated to guns, then mounting guns on the planes.

Can you imagine, that first guy, just flying past the enemy and they hurl a brick at you!

Citation

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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or shook their fists at each other

I love the mental image of two opposing forces flying at each other shaking fists. Get off my lawn!

[–]BScatterplot 7 points8 points ago

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It works better when you imagine them in old-timey airplane flying gear (goggles, leather gloves, hat, etc)

[–]BScatterplot 11 points12 points ago

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"The first dogfight is believed to have taken place on 28 August 1914, when Norman Spratt, flying a Sopwith Tabloid [7], forced down a German Albatros C.I two-seater. This was an amazing achievement as his Sopwith was not armed."

Norman Spratt, shaking his fist so violently that other planes had to land.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 2 points3 points ago

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Or did they actually "dog fight" and start hitting each other's planes? I would imagine getting over the other plane, and ramming your undercarriage on the top of his plane would force someone to land.

[–]BScatterplot 3 points4 points ago

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Basically you just described airplane teabagging, which is now officially the coolest way to win a dogfight. I wonder if they had Truck Nutz back then for your biplane.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 1 point2 points ago

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Wing Nutz?

[–]Turnip199 1 point2 points ago

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Even is that once dogfighting became common, the Victor landed next to the guy who crashed to make sure he was OK, then shook hands like gentlemen

[–]irisher 4 points5 points ago*

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Richthofen AKA Red Baron once landed to meet a Brititsh pilot that he had shot down. The pilot drew his revolver and began shooting at Richthofen; who thought this was very ungentlemanly and then decided to take off and strafe the pilot with his machine guns.

[–]Already__Taken 2 points3 points ago

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Well back then there was no flight school or anything of the like. The plane was far more valuable than the pilot and so it was really about stopping that plane.

[–]dlgeek[!] 29 points30 points ago

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Both the US and Britain also had many models that did this.

[–]thirdlip32 5 points6 points ago

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and don't forget about the... French!

[–]Theropissed 15 points16 points ago

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who?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

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so wait, you are saying that this flying gun is 'nice', but during WWI a fairly simple mechanical solution - which in no shape or form has anything to do with size of bullets, caliber, rate of fire, accuracy or anything size related - kicks its ass?

EDIT: miss-write

[–]reverse_cigol 2 points3 points ago

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WWI not WWII.

[–]SkyeFire 0 points1 point ago

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It's okay. He didn't say either. He said "Wii."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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*WII

[–]Squirrellicious 1 point2 points ago

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Which was designed by a Dutchman!

/Dutch guy

[–]_pulsar 8 points9 points ago

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Yay death!

USA! USA! USA!

[–]Mumberthrax 6 points7 points ago

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The Gatling gun was designed by the American inventor Dr. Richard J. Gatling in 1861 and patented in 1862. Gatling wrote that he created it to reduce the size of armies and so reduce the number of deaths by combat and disease, and to show how futile war is.

Source

I think it's unfortunate that he had no idea that the lineage of weapons derived from his invention would be used not against armies, but against defenseless people.

[–]Berkel 1 point2 points ago

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I like how that somewhere in that building where the gun is sitting there's just a room called "Weapons".

[–]Jay_Santos 1 point2 points ago

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The whole text reminded me of Cave Johnson

[–]holyerthanthou 1 point2 points ago

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And lets make it so it can never be shot down...

[–]MesaDixon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]The_Hero_of_Kvatch 1 point2 points ago

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Loved the A-10 since I saw them flying up in Michigan when I was 10. Read up on it, and found out how absolutely lethal they were. Hooked.

[–]smacktoward 1 point2 points ago

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In case you were wondering, "the first guy" in this story was Pierre Sprey.

[–]JAFO2WCT 0 points1 point ago

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No, no, no. Thank YOU Mr. Acavano!

[–]Secret_Jesus 1 point2 points ago

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For some price perspective 30mm shells are $65.00 per round. It fires at 3900 rounds per minute.

[–]mapachethegreat 2 points3 points ago

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Good business, arms dealing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Civ2j-qNLgw

[–]Off_Topic_But_Polite 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of God

[–]radius55 0 points1 point ago

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Still less than an anti-tank missile, or guided bomb. No one ever said war was cheap.

[–]Secret_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

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Including myself

[–]Moofies 0 points1 point ago

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eet cost more than fifty thousand dollars to fire zees vepon for twelve seconds

[–]haxxeh 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cheesygoatfart 1 point2 points ago

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[–]irisher 1 point2 points ago

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There is a Boy Scout summer camp near Whitman airbase where many of these are located. It turns out the layout of the Boy Scout camp was pretty similar to what a enemy encampment might look like (mess hall, barracks) so the military decided to use it to practice attack runs (with no ammo) It was always extremely cool to just be walking around then hear a rumble and see an A-10 bearing down on you in a "strafing run" at barely above treetop level.

[–]richard_photograph 1 point2 points ago

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this is the best description ive ever heard of this cannon...if you have been upclose for one of these beasts in action you will agree...greatest gun ever made also my favorite jet ever, i used to go to a gunnery range in south jersey and watch guys strafe targets in A-10's some of my best memories as a kid...they used to let us park on the dirt "runway" and they would do low passes about 30 feet above the ground.

[–]poli_ticks 1 point2 points ago

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This shit is not funny. It's literally true that the A-10 was designed around the GAU-8. And a good thing too. Finest CAS aircraft ever built.

Thank you, John Boyd. Thank you, Fighter Mafia.

[–]XxMatt212xX 1 point2 points ago

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Fun Fact: If you take the GAU-8 out of the A-10, you have to put the tail on a stand because it tips over backwords from lack of weight in the front.

[–]madplayshd 1 point2 points ago

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I still only used the missiles in that operation flashpoint mission.

[–]Wise2304 1 point2 points ago

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The Heavy approves of big gun.

[–]professor-membrane 2 points3 points ago

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its like the creation of the earth... put there so i could put its weight on my shoulders!

[–]OneWarning13 0 points1 point ago

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That and the B-2 are by far my favourite planes, examples of when the designers just went batshit crazy and designed something so awesome and over-the-top that it actually worked.

[–]Already__Taken 0 points1 point ago

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Well the Germans had build a flying wing something like the b-2 in WWII as an experiment.

The concept of a Gatling gun must be what, over 100 years old when they were first hand cranked?

After that it's just an application of better materials and computer controls.

Now the f117, that was a leap at the unknown.

[–]OneWarning13 0 points1 point ago

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True, true. Just usually engineers aren't allowed to do something frivolous like that. I mean, a $2 billion dollar plane?! And putting a gun that huge in a plane, that's pretty damn crazy, can't even fire the gun other than short bursts because otherwise it'd slow the plane to a stall! I want to have a house with huge pillars at the end of the driveway and two GAU-8s in turrets on top that follow vehicles as they drive in :)

[–]isit34 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/ux1jV.jpg My dad at the Cleveland air show a couple years ago.

[–]Theropissed 2 points3 points ago

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"Boop"

[–]kruegermiester 0 points1 point ago

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I used to work on this beast when I was stationed at Davis-Monthan AFB in Tucson, AZ. I worked Avionics Systems and I would have to say, for how old this aircraft is, it is one of the most technological planes in the whole fleet. That gun in the picture is at DM and its hard to believe that it is the size of a VW Bug. Even shooting that thing 5-6 miles away, it sounds like someone is cutting down a tree with a chainsaw about 10 feet away from you. In my own opinion, it is no doubt the coolest, and most easiest plane to work on. I miss them, mainly because I am working on the F-15E in England. This is a crappy jet, for working on at least.

[–]ChazHollywood 0 points1 point ago

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BVVVVVVVVVVVVVT

[–]SupaSupra 0 points1 point ago

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No joke about a 30MM Gatling, makes me wish I didn't have such shitty eyesight I could fly it. I loled.

[–]leighshakespeare 0 points1 point ago

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Fly, fly like the wind

[–]alexlm85 0 points1 point ago

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Motherfucking A-10

[–]stroyer1 0 points1 point ago

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The Internet has shown me too many gunshot wounds for me to truly enjoy a nice gun anymore. The big I giveth...

[–]whereisthesun 0 points1 point ago

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fifteen minutes ago I watched a show about this gun on national geographic.

[–]FiniusTWhiskers 0 points1 point ago

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My friend said he heard one fire when he was in afghanistan, he also said it was terrifying. A rumor I heard too, if gun is fired longer than 9 seconds it will stall the plane. Just a rumor though.

[–]girlscantfight 0 points1 point ago

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that captioning sucked

[–]TremendousPete 0 points1 point ago

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They literally have to build the plane around the gun, and the gun typically shoots depleted uranium rounds. It's terrifying. And it shoots 4200 rounds per minute.

[–]Lord-Snarkington 0 points1 point ago

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The A-10 is by far my my favorite airplane for this reason.

[–]Arvald 0 points1 point ago

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Take a gun that can rip a tank to shreds, build a plane around it that can have half a wind shot off and part of its tail gone, and still fly back to base, then, strap as many missiles, rockets and bombs to it as physics will allow, and then send that god damn thing out to hunt armored vehicles.

fuck yeah.

[–]NotANinja 0 points1 point ago

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Now if only we had somebody to fight who could afford armored vehicles...

[–]majortom1981 0 points1 point ago

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I live on long island where fairchild and grumman Both were. My father worked on this aircraft at both companies (also on the f-14 at grumman). Its an awesome aircraft and I think i have the patches for this aircraft somewhere at my fathers house. Grumman used to have family days where you could sit in the cockpit of the aircraft.

[–]once_was_human 0 points1 point ago

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Even after (accidently) being on the receiving end of this gun, the A-10 is still my favorite aircraft. They saved our asses a few times in Afghanistan.

[–]MisterMetal 0 points1 point ago

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One of the most interesting facts about the gun that I heard on the military channel, is after firing for 3+ seconds, the recoil is equal to the force of the engines. The plane cant keep firing and fly so the gun is on burst fire only.

[–]Askelkana 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a pre-teen my father worked on a bombing range in South Wales. Occasionally I'd get to go along and sit in the control tower and watch the planes perform their strafing runs. One time a couple of A10s came by and let loose with their cannons. I still remember the noise. Wonderful stuff!

[–]greenghostbud 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like puma to me.

[–]Gr3atdane 0 points1 point ago

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Even tho its a killing machine, you have to appreicate how great the A-10 is, its 30 years old and theres no talk of a replacement because it just does what it does perfectly.

[–]wadad17 0 points1 point ago

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I love it! Yet, in a wide open desert, its sounds like a fart. But, a valley in between some mountains, with the sounds echoing all over, its sounds like Dragon!

Got to see one these at a local air show. I stared at the front of the plane for 30 minutes, just imaging what its like to get shot at with that gun. They had a bullet on display, and it was about as tall as a 2 liter bottle and as thick as a 1 liter. The damn things dont even have to hit you! Just hit within a couple feet and you'll be hurting. But you should of seen these things fly.

Gonna try to explain how the strafing run works, atleast from what i saw, so sorry to any service men/women if i screw this up. They go up, flip that thing around faster than I thought a plane could ever turn, line up, slow down, and then they would fire. Sadly they didnt, but its what they do when they get over the target that got the hairs on my arms raising. They jerk the plane in some weird kinda motion, where its still going down at the same angle, yet turning up at the same time. And when it accelerates out of that motion, it makes a weird sound where it sounds like its slapping the earth. Not to mention this thing was flying VERY low during the entire show so it was awesome.

Also got to see a B-2 stealth bomber. IT was like a silent, black triangle flying low over head. Then like 6 seconds later, one of the loudest sounds I've ever head. I LOVE military jets. I have no interest in joining the air force, and i dont even know that much about them(Clearly). But they are just the coolest piece of aviation I've ever seen.

My hat's off to the men and women who get the chance to fly those things. Looks EPIC!

[–]alixxr 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this mindset.

[–]xblindguardianx 0 points1 point ago

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it actually just shoots different sizes of cashews...

[–]moogmania 0 points1 point ago

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The force of the gun firing is about equal to the thrust generated by the engines at 50% thrust. The inertia of the plane in motion negates the effect, but it's still crazy to think about.

Also the gun is offset so that the barrel in the firing position (on the far right) is always lined up with the centerline of the plane. This is also why the nose landing gear is off to one side.

Source: An awesome episode of Modern Marvels on the A-10

[–]Obskulum 0 points1 point ago

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People's minds get blown really easily these days.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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So mich bad grammar, but good story.

[–]erkapathy 0 points1 point ago

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It can shoot folks real gud.

[–]Dovakhim 0 points1 point ago

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fun fact: the plane actually slows down significantly when the gun is firing

[–]10over6 0 points1 point ago

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I just did a little math. For all the work of building, loading, fueling, and flying that plane, the pilot has 18 seconds worth of ammunition.

[–]GrokLobster 0 points1 point ago

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with a gun like that why would you ever need more than 5?

[–]Alexanderh86 0 points1 point ago

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That thing gives me a big ol' patriotic boner.

[–]Andykay8 -3 points-2 points ago

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Come you masters of war

You that build the big guns

You that build the death planes

You that build all the bombs

You that hide behind walls

You that hide behind desks

I just want you to know

I can see through your masks.