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[–]balickma 294 points295 points ago

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God look how fucking huge their forearms are.

[–]Chuck_T_Bone 36 points37 points ago*

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The best part of this, is the height difference between the two, so if you watch there fight scene, you will never see them both standing side by side.

Camera angles ftw.

[–]toonfool 80 points81 points ago

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[–]EpicFishFingers 12 points13 points ago

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Mornin' Angle!

[–]lackingsaint 6 points7 points ago

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Yer off the fuckin' chain!

[–]GotBetterThingsToDo 2 points3 points ago

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Jus' call me angle... of the mooooornin', angle...

[–]Lutwidge-Dodgson 9 points10 points ago

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This is one the fight in cinema that I can believe that two men would actually take down a wall.

[–]JohnnyMaudDibby 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who is thinking an 'Any Which Way but Loose' remake here?

[–]Proeiliator 1 point2 points ago

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You don't remake Clint Eastwood goddamnit!

[–]JohnnyMaudDibby 1 point2 points ago

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Oh please, are you telling me you wouldn't wait in line overnight for tickets to a Dirty Harry reimagining with Michael Cera? "Did I fire five shots or..." <trails off, pauses, gives awkward look, walks away>

[–]NickInTheBack 7 points8 points ago

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For reference, Vin Diesel is 6' and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is 6'4"

[–]MafiaPenguin007 13 points14 points ago

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What a midget.

[–]Booster21 3 points4 points ago

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That's 6' in studio publicity measurements, I saw him at a premier once and he was not more than 5'8".

[–]drakeypoo 57 points58 points ago

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Yep.

If you'll excuse me, I have an appointment to.. donate some sperm.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 33 points34 points ago

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You're going to the bank? Do you mind picking up some new checks for me? These are all stuck together for some reason...

[–]drakeypoo 0 points1 point ago

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Silly, when someone says "I'm making a deposit in the spank bank" they don't actually mean they write a check!

[–]Sakrifice21 38 points39 points ago

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Comment with 0 points... _o GRAB MY HAND

[–]noonjan 7 points8 points ago

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and we shall rise to the top.

[–]aFirefly 25 points26 points ago

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Though unfortunate for drakeypoo we will have to continue downvoting him to keep Sakrifice21's comment relevant.

[–]BillDAWG 1 point2 points ago

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You have my sword

[–]ElliBleu 2 points3 points ago

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And you have my bow.

[–]Musicalparaphernalia 1 point2 points ago

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And my massive vagina.

[–]Antbutter 2 points3 points ago

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Somebody save this man

[–]Very_Blunt 1 point2 points ago

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I'll save you!

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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[–]youngceb 1 point2 points ago

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Just take the fucking hand!

[–]qasman 187 points188 points ago

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I love the manly "Don't hold hands, hold forearms, because that's fucking boss".

They're right though. It is boss.

[–]Qwort 129 points130 points ago

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It's a stronger grip.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 66 points67 points ago

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TIL if I need to pick up a muscular stranger.

[–]GotBetterThingsToDo 17 points18 points ago

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Oh just do what everyone else does and show a little leg.

[–]CornyCotton 3 points4 points ago

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I was looking through the top gifs of all time on this board and read your comment and laughed. When I went to upvote it I saw it was already upvoted. I must've upvoted you two months ago.

Anyways, see ya later.

[–]GotBetterThingsToDo 1 point2 points ago

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Awww, you know just how to make me smile! :D

[–]Thumper86 0 points1 point ago

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1 A+ comment.

Bravo!

[–]icehazard 9 points10 points ago

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I tested this out......on myself. BUT HEY TIL!

[–]stanfan114 2 points3 points ago

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This. The bulging veins add extra grip.

[–]L0rdH3nRz 2 points3 points ago

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Like a ridged handle.

[–]stanfan114 2 points3 points ago

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Or a rock-hard veiny erection.

[–]Ven0m831 19 points20 points ago

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Unfortunately, he didn't really save him... he just took all of his time away...

[–]MamasBoy 6 points7 points ago

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Glad to see I'm not the only one that thinks that since seeing that stupid movie full of "time puns". Did you notice that? "I don't have time for this" and other stupidity.

[–]DoctorQualified 8 points9 points ago

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Yup, my review: "A futuristic Robin Hood with an interesting premise that lasts half an hour before poor acting and unbelievable characters push anything worth watching out of the way to make room for puns and cliches."

[–]exiledsnake 1 point2 points ago

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AND YOU LOVED IT!

[–]Colostomy 0 points1 point ago

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(Don't read the blue, it be spoiler.)

The worst part for me was when at the end, they were driving the vault right through all the streets, they must have killed dozens upon dozens of people.

BUT I LOVE IT!

[–]ReverendY 21 points22 points ago

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I sometimes upvote posts that have 0 or fewer points just because I pity the person. Like Smeagol.

[–]Fei_Long 41 points42 points ago

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Those two dudes are the manliest dudes alive

[–]BetterDaysAhead 13 points14 points ago

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[–]VPCockPistol 18 points19 points ago

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them and richard Simmons

[–]Lokikong 23 points24 points ago

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I'll save you!!

[–]prince_nerd 5 points6 points ago

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[–]badandrew 1 point2 points ago

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Mike Rowe has approximately double the man points of these two... together.

Don't make me throw out some congressional testimony here.

[–]avilavi 64 points65 points ago

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upvoted cause i just finished watching this movie.. so horribly cheesy but i enjoyed every minute of it.

[–]a_can_of_solo 5 points6 points ago

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I haven't seen any since 2fast2furous did I miss much?

[–]qasman 31 points32 points ago

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Watch Fast Five. Fucking. Awesome.

[–]a_can_of_solo 4 points5 points ago

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I might have to give it a go, turn my brain off for a bit and remember being 13

[–]qasman 5 points6 points ago

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No need. If you like Action movies, it's just brilliant. Check out the score on IMDB!

[–]a_can_of_solo 8 points9 points ago

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you're right they've moved away from rims, neon and hip hop culture to just being kinda kick ass.

[–]Antrikshy 0 points1 point ago

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Even more awesome when you see all the characters from the past ten-year franchise return. I would suggest watching at least 4 before watching 5 because the latter continues from where the previous one left off. Plus 4 wasn't all that bad.

[–]qasman 0 points1 point ago

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Hah, I found 4 ridiculous. It was one of my least favourite ones, and because of that I had to be persuaded by my friends to watch the 5th one. I'm glad I did.

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 12 points13 points ago

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F&F movies in order of goodness:

2 < 3 < 4 < 1 < 5

[–]AverageHero 1 point2 points ago

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All of them up until fast five blew.

[–]whatups 11 points12 points ago

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did you watch past the credits?

[–]iseeyoutroll 4 points5 points ago

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Dude, I've seen Fast Five a few times (I love the whole franchise), but I've never stayed past the credits--thanks! I honestly hope they make a sixth so they can pan out that storyline, as I loved that character from the first time he/she became a part of the series. (Gender neutrality for sake of spoilers)

Much appreciated.

[–]Knightmare_X 16 points17 points ago

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From Fast Five

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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I was really hoping that your Fast Five link would be to this.

[–]ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ 34 points35 points ago

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Is that Vin Disel and The Rock?

[–]welton92 31 points32 points ago

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yes it is

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 11 points12 points ago

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fuck yeah ...

[–]Just_Ice_Cream 4 points5 points ago

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I guess it's my turn to save someone

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Being saved by just ice cream is unfortunately a lot less manly.

[–]Antrikshy 4 points5 points ago

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Yup. From Fast Five.

[–]inmatarian 48 points49 points ago

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Watching that gif is the manliness equivalent of eating a whole steak, medium rare and covered in A1 steak sauce. In fact, watching it on loop just makes me feel like eating a steak and lifting weights right now. When they grab each other's forearms, I can feel the protein. My facial hair just spontaneously grew back in a perfect van dyke and I just shaved earlier today.

[–]P00pSh00tr 46 points47 points ago

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covered in A1 steak sauce

ಠ_ಠ

[–]inmatarian 5 points6 points ago

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It's only Vin Diesel and the Rock. More manly men get a better steak sauce, and a better beard.

[–]biproberts 40 points41 points ago

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Buy better steaks. Skip the sauce.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Amen, the manliest gif would be equivalent to a perfect steak, no sauce. Like men eat them.

[–]koshercowboy 1 point2 points ago

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there's nothing manly about a perfect steak. Classy though.

[–]onosendaicyberspace7 0 points1 point ago

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After watching this I walked into a field and killed the cow with my bare hands, then took a bite out of it!

[–]inmatarian 0 points1 point ago

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Did you remember to wipe its ass? When it's that rare, remember to wipe the ass.

Wipe the ass.

[–]Masamune_X 0 points1 point ago

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Learn to cook your steaks correctly. Skip the sauce.

FTFY

[–]MamasBoy -2 points-1 points ago

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I always use A1. Am I missing out?

[–]OilyBobbyFlay 8 points9 points ago

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Yes, cut that shit out.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Find me a good Steakhouse that'll give you A1 without a stern lecture, and I'll help you find another good Steakhouse.

[–]MamasBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Longhorn's gives it if you ask. A1 or Heinz 57.

[–][deleted] 110 points111 points ago*

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Longhorns is the retail equivalent of Wal-mart. I'm here to tell you you've got choices to fix this shit, and you've got choices to fix it right.

Choice A. Save up for THREE trips to Longhorns. Not one. Not two. THREE. Take that money to one GOOD steakhouse. In a pinch a Ruths Chris will do, but most moderately sized cities have a servicable high end indi-steak joint in town. Go in there, order yourself a ribeye medium-rare, get a glass of red wine to go with it, and celebrate; for the next 2 hours, you are the 1 fucking percent.

Now, for the other option, and son I'm here to tell you, it's not for the timid. When I need new clothes, I call my gay ex-roommate (seriously, I do, he also showed me how to exfoliate, and it really cleared up my skin, but that's for another time). My realm? Red Meat.

1) If you're ill-equipped, you're first stop is the Home Depot. Skip right by the poser gas grills, go straight up elitest hipster, and get yourself a Weber charcoal grill, a chimney, tongs, and some mother fucking competition grade Kingsford Briquets. Regardless of your cost-savings (and good on you for that, except now) instincts, don't you for a second DREAM of skimping on some bullshit briquet. Seriously, the 2 bucks you'll save SEEMS like a reasonable idea...it's just CARBON..right? wrong. We're paying homage to our manly awesomeness right now, and the Kingsford briquet is to our BBQ what incense is to the Catholics.

2) You've got the 3 legs of your weber installed. Yeah, it seems like a fucking house of cards. It is. Don't fucking move it, and if you do, NEVER EVER EVER pick the whole thing up without emptying the ashes first. It's like crossing the fucking streams.

Never cross the streams.

3) You're now ready to go out looking for steak. Fuck the grocery stores, all of them. Sure, if you're in a bind, Whole Foods or similar (We've had decent luck at New Seasons if you happen to be in Portland) will offer a decent cut, but we're not looking for decent. We're looking for perfection.

4) You're going to a butcher. Yeah, like the dude that used to Bang Alice on the Brady Bunch. Not just anyone gets to pound Alice like a jackhammer on a Brooklyn Sidewalk. Sam did though, and why? Because he's a fucking Butcher. Can't find one? PM me your City, and I'll happily lend you a hand.

Now you're going to tell that butcher you want a Ribeye. USDA prime. 10-12 ounces. I like 14 my self, but keep in mind, the thicker you go, the harder it is to regulate heat and guarantee even cooking. We don't get to control fire on a weber; we're just asking it for a solid.

5) You're going to take that home. Now though, now's the time for patience. You've just set up your Man-altar, you've brought home your sacrifice, but you gotta wait.

Slap that steak on the table, and massage 1/2 teaspoon of garlic salt into each side. Notice I didn't say a pound, and I didn't say "dump"...I said "massage". Think of it as thanking the cow. Too much salt will dry your meat out a bit. Too little won't bring out the flavor.

Set it on the counter, and give it 15 minutes. Now's time for fire.

6) Get a newspaper (they still exist, and I do believe it's their only valid use at this point), crumple it up, and stuff it in the bottom of your chimney. Fill the Chimney full of briquets, and set the newspaper alight. Breath in that first whiff of smoke. That there is carbon mixed with the local living section man. rejoice. You've made fire. Wait 10-15 minutes, when you've got a good dose of flame coming out the chimney, and the top briquets have a bit of white on them, you're free to spread them out on the grill, as evenly as you can, however on one side, pile up 20% extra(edit: a later post likes to pile them all on one side, and indirect heat the rest of the way..It's a matter of preference...get two steaks, try it both ways. you're welcome). If the rest of the grill are pews, this here is the holy water. this side is for searing. put the grill grate on top of it, and let it heat up for a few minutes.

7) With other cuts of meat, you might consider greasing the grill a touch (too much and you end up with a pyro display). Not with the ribeye though; it comes purpose built with a bbq in mind; that marbling you just paid for made this thing really hard to destroy.

8) It's time. With the lid off, put the steak on the searing section you've just made. 2 minutes per side is all you really need. You want to caramelize the meat, not burn it. Burning it requires excuses, and we don't make excuses. Flames might attempt to take your steak from you. Don't let them do it. As the flames hit, pull the steak off, wait for the flames to die, and put it back on. Tame the beast friend, don't feed it.

Once you have achieved a sear on each side move the steaks over to the less hot area, cover and let them come up to temp. If I'm cooking by myself, I say fuck the thermometer, I'm going for medium rare, and by god, getting it just right is like draining a 3 in my Tuesday pickup-game. Friends over? Substance over style...cook it to their preference. If they say anything over medium, note it, and never invite them back.

One bit to note, and it took me a long time to figure this out. Cook it to just UNDER what you're looking for, and pull it off the grill. This steak has just been through a lot; it's gonna need a breather. give it 5 minutes. it'll finish cooking on the counter.

9) Toppings. This concludes the lesson.

10) grab a knife and fork. Grab a glass of red wine. Head to the ikea table. Toast America. Toast Italy. Toast Family. Toast Yourself. Dig in.

Happy New year.

edit: a comment below mentions getting an empty spray bottle, and filling it full of water to handle spray ups instead of lifting the meat from the grill. I've been taken to school, and learned something awesome. /facepalm for not thinking of something so simple sooner.

edit: a comment below mentions lump charcoal. It's fantastic, and proponents like it because it generally contains no filler. I've taken to counting out briquets for consistent heat from steak to steak, so using briquets is a bit of a benefit, as it's hard to reliably get heat by counting varying sized lumps of charcoal. My scientist wife just suggested weighing it instead. again, /facepalm.

edit: Lots of great comments; as usual, I've learned more than I've shared, making this community about as awesome as it should be.

[–]spacemanspiff30 13 points14 points ago

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If they say anything over medium, note it, and never invite them back.

Best line in the whole thing

[–]postmaster3000 6 points7 points ago

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Serve them a hamburger instead of a steak; don't say a word.

[–]WolfpackVolunteer 2 points3 points ago

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I can't agree with you more.

Also can be said of steak sauce: If it needs steak sauce, it's overcooked.

[–]Mattysaurus 1 point2 points ago

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I disagree. You can make a phenomenal peppercorn sauce or a rosemary red wine reduction that will compliment the flavor of the steak without overpowering it.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago*

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and some mother fucking Kingsford Briquets.

Lump charcoal > briquets

And personally I put all the charcoal on half the Weber and leave the other half relatively un-charcoaled. Sear then move over to the un-charcoaled side and cook with indirect heat.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I'd agree if I could get them to burn evenly.

*edit: I love them for smoking though.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Using a chimney I don't really have that much trouble with lump. Sometimes there will be an entire tree branch in the bag and I break those up but other than that I've had awesome results since I switched over.

The "competition" version of Kingsford briquets work pretty well too when you can't find lump charcoal for some reason. They burn way hotter than the normal.

[–]FMDub 1 point2 points ago

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For even-burning charcoal:

I like to pile them up in a nice pyramid using tongs after I dump the chimney. Let them burn for a minute, sear the steak now. After searing, I move the meat, go under the gridiron, and spread the charcoal out in a big circle around the outside. I actually use a fork to pick up the gridiron and tongs to rearrange. Some people like to do a half-and-half thing like outsidehitter said, but I've found that sometimes the steak becomes slightly more cooked on one side, unless you have a really big grill and lots of offset between the steak and coals.

Anyway, I like the ring. Very even, controllable heat all the way around. Indirect heat the rest of the way.

This is actually how I do my big roasts, too.

[–]gstatty -1 points0 points ago

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I see you're from Portland, have you been to Podnah's pit? Its the best bbq I've had at a Portland eatery, do you know any others that are worth it?

[–]spacemanspiff30 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely lump over briquets. Burns much hotter and has no "chemical" flavor

[–]gstatty 0 points1 point ago

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I agree with this. If I want my charcoal to light up fast, I use lump charcoal and it burns hotter than briquets, although it also burns faster than briquets too. It is my favorite to use for steaks and I use a mixture of lump and briquets for smoking and I switch back and forth to regulate the heat.

[–]Threnx 10 points11 points ago

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garlic salt on a steak

HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY'S A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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busted.

[–]postmaster3000 1 point2 points ago

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As the flames hit, pull the steak off, wait for the flames to die, and put it back on. Tame the beast friend, don't feed it.

While you're at the Home Depot, buy an empty spray bottle in the aisle where they keep cleaning products. Fill it with water. Spray a jet of water on any flare-ups that you see. It's easier and better for the steak than to remove the steak from the heat.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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/facepalm.

Fantastic idea. I'll do just that from now on.

[–]babs474 1 point2 points ago

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what is your opinions of this: http://www.mangrate.com/

[–]LeZarathustra 2 points3 points ago

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I've picked up a little trick to find out if a charcoal grill is ready for the meat (or what height to put the grating at, if that applies to your grill)

  • Hold your hand, palm down, at the height you're going to have your meat.

  • If you have to remove it in less than 5 seconds, it's too hot.

  • If you can hold it there for more than 5, it's not hot enough.

Hope this helps somebody _^

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've never done this, but it seems about reasonable...I'll experiment with it.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]spacemanspiff30 3 points4 points ago

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how about some nice ketchup then. nothing sets off the flavor of a nice steak like ketchup

[–]yorko 0 points1 point ago

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Especially when it's welldone.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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There's nothing wrong at all with a good pan-seared steak with a cast iron pan, a disconnected smoke alarm, and an open window in the winter. That description sir, would be on the label of Clint Eastwood's Merlot.

My only issue has been getting a good medium-rare interior without a bit of searing overkill on the exterior.

[–]postmaster3000 0 points1 point ago*

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My only issue has been getting a good medium-rare interior without a bit of searing overkill on the exterior.

You need to finish it in the oven. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees, transfer the steak from the pan to a broiling pan, cook until the steak is within 10 degrees of the desired finish temperature (120 degrees if you want it to finish to med-rare, which is 130 in my book).

While waiting for the steak to finish, create a pan sauce by:

  1. Deglaze the pan with some red wine. (Scrape the brown bits off the pan, using the wine as a solvent).

  2. Toss a minced shallot and a chopped anchovy in the pan.

  3. Reduce the sauce over med-hi heat until thick.

Combine and enjoy!

[–]Digipete 1 point2 points ago*

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A method that I do with a propane grill works the bomb for me. First you will need to get the grill just as hot as it can get. In the meantime, rub a steak with some Montreal Steak seasoning and olive oil. Also, prepare a section of aluminum foil large enough to wrap the steak.

On the grill it goes, lid closed for 2 minutes a side. Pull it back off the grill and dump it directly onto the aluminum foil. Wrap that fucker in the foil as quickly as you can. TIGHT! You do not want any holes to let the steam/heat out. Let it sit for around 10 minutes.

When you get ready to eat, open up your package and remove your steak. see all that wonderful juice in the bottom? Fucking use it on your baked potato (You did bake a potato, right?) and relish in the fact that you now have a delicious medium rare steak + all the juice that would have been lost in the grill or atmosphere.

[–]amazinnn 1 point2 points ago

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Montreal Steak Seasoning is the tits.

[–]shitty_username 0 points1 point ago

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Spicey kind only.

[–]shitty_username 0 points1 point ago

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If u cook a med steak correctly, it'll be juicy. You might as well use a George foreman grill.

[–]Digipete 1 point2 points ago*

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The steak is juicy, There is a lot of moisture that is lost no matter how you cook it. I simply figured out a method that gets me both an awesomely charred steak AND the moisture that would have been lost. As far as I can tell I cook them better than correctly.

I'll save the Foreman for the hot dogs thank you.

[–]shitty_username 1 point2 points ago

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Well said. Chimneys are crucial to a perfect grill job. I prefer a porterhouse though.

[–]rhinocephant 0 points1 point ago

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Porterhouse and T-bone are just sirloin and filet on the bone and if you don't have a band saw, they are fucking miserable to cut by hand with knives and a janky meat saw. God damn cheap bosses! Ribeye is just a better cut, but by all means, enjoy the steaks!

[–]shitty_username 0 points1 point ago

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Bc u are cooking it wrong. My porterhouses are solid and can be cut with a spoon.

[–]All_Gold_Armor 0 points1 point ago

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God damn, that was beautiful.

[–]goostik 0 points1 point ago

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Let me know where you plan on playing your next BBQ concert. It would be my privilege to get an invitation for such an awesome thing. Care to recommend a good joint in Chicago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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for Steak?

If you're on an expense account: Gibsons is my favorite, although the desserts (if you have room) are so large they're plain wasteful.

If your doing it at home, you're looking for USDA Prime. Its the stuff that tends to be hard to get a hold of. Less than 3 percent of beef gets graded prime, and most of it winds up in high end restaurants.

You're in luck though, being in the midwest..you've got cows everywhere. I just looked this place up..check it out and let me know what you think:

http://www.chicagoprimemarket.com

[–]goostik 0 points1 point ago

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I am not a big eater, but love finely cooked meats. I cannot grill for the love it, but that's mainly because of lack of opportunities. I will be in Omaha for MLK day and I now have decided to go to town on a prime ribeye in a tasteful establishment.

[–]fresh_herbal_extract 1 point2 points ago

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[–]yesterdaze 2 points3 points ago

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I learned more about cleaning a pan than the steak itself.

[–]CIRCLE_JERK_LEGEND 0 points1 point ago

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COVERED IN SRIRACHA?

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[–]inmatarian 1 point2 points ago

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Salt and pepper manliness would be if Mister T grabbed the forearm of David Hasslehoff, and it happened in the 80s.

[–]tenhotuisku 3 points4 points ago

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What sort of a faggot covers a steak in sauce?

Drop the "faggot" and this is a serious question, who puts shitty store bought sauce on quality meat?

[–]inmatarian 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, it's the Rock and Vin Diesel. More manly men get a better steak and a better sauce.

[–]Babyrape_McMethlab 0 points1 point ago

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Documenting this comment for later trollage. A1 IS THE BEST RIGHT GUYZ!?!

[–]TheGreatestCape 0 points1 point ago

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Enjoy feeling manly

[–]GotBetterThingsToDo 0 points1 point ago

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It's not the best flight of allegory on reddit ever, but I really enjoyed reading this. I'mma have to give you a nine out of ten because of the glorious facial hair imagery and proper classification, and of course mention /r/wicked_edge for you as is our custom here on reddit.

[–]jevans102 11 points12 points ago

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-1 comment karma to +500 link karma.

Genius.

[–]Zallarion 3 points4 points ago

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Which movie is this?

[–]Antrikshy 5 points6 points ago

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Fast Five.

One of the most awesome action films ever.

[–]Zallarion 6 points7 points ago

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Senkyuu.

[–]beefwich 4 points5 points ago

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It looks like Vin Diesel offering a helping hand to an evil version of Vin Diesel.

[–]ramblerandgambler 16 points17 points ago

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No homo

[–]scy1192 8 points9 points ago

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[–]KommunistKirov 2 points3 points ago

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IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY DOWNVOTES YOU GIVE.

[–]Wondering_Wandering 1 point2 points ago

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And then reddit's bot downvotes it again.

[–]Motherfrogger 1 point2 points ago

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I've never seen this movie, but i assume its about a guy who is cloned by the CIA to create a breed of super soldiers... During the test run of the cloning machine, something goes terribly wrong, the clone is created a christian with a beard who's personal mission is to kill the original him. After a lengthy fight with car chases and stuff the clone finally has his chance to kill, but at the last moment he is flooded with remorse and kindness, helping the original up and they go out fighting crime together.

[–]shadow321337 1 point2 points ago

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I wasn't paying attention, so for a second I thought Vin Diesel was The Rock again, and he was helping himself stand up.

[–]nancytowel 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoyed Vin Diesel's peck flex right before they touch.

[–]tehInvader 1 point2 points ago

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why do i have a bread on my chin now?

[–]Wulibo 6 points7 points ago

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I wish that this had 0 points... that'd be great.

[–]SAGIND 17 points18 points ago

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helping you up was awesome!

[–]Wulibo 9 points10 points ago

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I am glad that my comment was just poor enough to give you such an experience.

[–]aFirefly 1 point2 points ago

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Pushing you down was equally rewarding, because once you reached 0 downvotes including mine, I can upvote you to not only help you up once, BUT TWICE the upvotes.

[–]Isthatfromfirefly 1 point2 points ago

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You had zero up votes buddy, I had to pull a fellow firefly up.

[–]TranceF0rm 3 points4 points ago

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And then they both get shot.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Not a single comment with 0 points in here.

[–]Xeeker 0 points1 point ago

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except yours. but not for long, buddy!

edit: that was awesome.

[–]pilvlp 1 point2 points ago

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I WILL SAVE YOU, MY BROTHA!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Can this comment stay at 0 points?

[–]Gaybashingfudgepackr 2 points3 points ago

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Not on my watch, Mister!

[–]Errorr 0 points1 point ago

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Come on guys, help me out.

[–]marathi_mulga 1 point2 points ago

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I'LL HELP YOU lowers massive fore-arm

[–]aFirefly -1 points0 points ago

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embraces massive fore-arm WHAT NOW?

[–]marathi_mulga 3 points4 points ago

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We are at 6/5

THERE ARE 5 PEOPLE PUSHING US DOWN HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PULL YOU UP

[–]Antbutter 0 points1 point ago

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Come, I will teach you the ways of men

[–]jeevesofrkdia 2 points3 points ago

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And now every time I see a comment with only 1 point, I'll think of you, Vinny boy.

[–]chunksofstuff 0 points1 point ago

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this is hilarious, love it!

[–]Tu5k 0 points1 point ago

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Terrific film.

[–]openthefloodgates 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit, Fast 5 is ruined for me. Now I know the Diesel helps the Rock at some point. These movies are pathetically enjoyable. I love them.

[–]theVice 0 points1 point ago

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One of the most badass scenes in any movie, considering what they went through to get to this point. Grinned like a retard in the movie theater

[–]HaterSandwich 0 points1 point ago

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So true

[–]SirSevy 0 points1 point ago

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source?

[–]Te4RHyP3 0 points1 point ago

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that's how i feel when i see a funny video on youtube that has 1 like and 1 dislike

always think "oh no the retards are gonna think a bar that's half red mean bad"

[–]Art_Thread 1 point2 points ago

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Spoliers? WTF!!!!

[–]Achillees 2 points3 points ago

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Ehh...you see it coming a mile away...

[–]mjp43 1 point2 points ago*

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But I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

[–]Chimuel 0 points1 point ago

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This scene just came on as I was paying attention to this part of the movie.

[–]scrash 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted you.

[–]brodyqc -1 points0 points ago

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And what is the gif if you upvote a very low scoring comment?

[–]Majorman45 0 points1 point ago

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If by low you mean with a few upvotes, then it's just walking him to the car. If it has a lot of negative points, then replace "The Rock" with hitler.

[–]brbegg 0 points1 point ago

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Actually it's more like this

[–]splooshy 0 points1 point ago

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Spoliers, man.

[–]steinman17 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda spoiler-y

[–]abluecardigan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gary88 0 points1 point ago

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Now gimme the damn veggies.

[–]5ft11flip 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit, I didn't see the movie yet.

[–]BubbleBobble-007 0 points1 point ago

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Haha thanks for the laugh made my day

[–]RichardHarrow 0 points1 point ago

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just let me die...

[–]ScreamingDiarrhea 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody upvotes me because they all remember the day they had me. Oh yes, THAT day.. It feels like passing glass.

[–]JoeyJoeC 0 points1 point ago

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Watched fast5 last night! getting this girl im seeing to watch them, except in the completely wrong order! fast5, then too fast too furious, then fast and the furious then the 4th one... 3rd was just terrible and shouldnt excist!

[–]dljens 0 points1 point ago

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i legitimately lol'd at this

[–]Antbutter 0 points1 point ago

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This gif has inspired me to devote my life to removing all 0 point posts from this thread!!!

[–]Pip_Expectations 0 points1 point ago

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You're the hero we all need.

[–]zacktyzwyz -5 points-4 points ago

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Vin Disel is a terrible actor and the Rock is a total badass with the body of a god. Just sayin'

[–]CynofChaos 8 points9 points ago

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Vin Diesel didn't start out an actor.

his brother and some friends had broken into Theater for the New City's space on Jane Street with the intent to vandalize it. They were confronted by the theater's artistic director, Crystal Field, who instead of calling the police, handed them scripts and offered them parts in the upcoming show. He remained involved with the theatre throughout adolescence

I loved Vin Diesel first through Pitch Black, then with Iron Giant, and The Pacifier. The fact that he's a gamer just makes it all the more sexier.

Diesel has played Dungeons & Dragons for over twenty years

[–]zacktyzwyz 1 point2 points ago

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I know he wasn't originally an actor, and I know that he's a badass. I myself think that he's a really awesome guy, and it's cool that he's a gamer too. I just think that he's a poor actor.

[–]mossadi 3 points4 points ago

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You should watch "Find Me Guilty". It might not change your opinion entirely, but it should improve it a bit. Plus it's a pretty good movie.

[–]seashanty 2 points3 points ago

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He's at -6 karma!!! Someone help me pick this man up!

[–]zacktyzwyz 1 point2 points ago

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Haha no worries man. I guess it's my fault for not knowing that everyone loves Vin Diesel.

[–]Antbutter 0 points1 point ago

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Its ok, I'm here

[–]soul-taker 1 point2 points ago

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Don't confuse being typecast as a meathead with being a bad actor. Watch him in a few of the roles where he's able to branch out (Find Me Guilty in particular) and you see the man truly has some acting ability.

[–]thehelsabot -2 points-1 points ago

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i can hop on this train to glory

[–]MEMEBOT2001 0 points1 point ago

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This is a jpg.