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[–]OperatorA 14 points15 points ago

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socially awkward inception fantasies

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Wasn't inception about implantion ideas in someone's head and not the different layers of dream in someone's head?

[–]gla3dr 1 point2 points ago

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I believe they used the different layers of dreams in someone's head tp plant ideas in said person's head. Or something...

[–]chemguy90 4 points5 points ago

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Mindfucking at first, but damn, that is how it works.

[–]ej92892 3 points4 points ago

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Thought bubble-ception.

[–]demonicsoap 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I want to talk to a girl that's how I think. I just need a shirt to say it for me. Something like "Hey pretty girl! I'm not creepy, but I'd like to talk to you. Please make a random woodland critter noise if you would like to engage in conversation."

[–]guywhoishere 2 points3 points ago

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[–]thehammerofdemacia 0 points1 point ago

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When can i buy one?

[–]cyvium 4 points5 points ago

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belongs in /r/depressing!

[–]thief_of_fire 2 points3 points ago

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this is more or less what happens in my head everyday on my morning commute.

[–]capincorn[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Thoughtception

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We must go deeper

[–]schmitzel88 1 point2 points ago

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This is beautiful

[–]RedFollower 0 points1 point ago

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Or.. it wasn't and my brain hurts.

[–]Weow666 1 point2 points ago

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Repost of a repost of a repost of a .....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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sometimes, reposts are good, because otherwise newer reddittors would never see these awesome things!

[–]thisisnotthought 1 point2 points ago

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Why did she sit next to a dead guy...

[–]delfactoid 1 point2 points ago

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Repostception..

[–]rocketkielbasa 1 point2 points ago

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Inception is planting an idea in someones head...its doesn't mean a dream within a dream.

[–]Lonely_Assassin 1 point2 points ago

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This sums up my thought process in every waking moment of my life, sometimes even when I'm asleep. And that's why I distract myself with video games.

[–]ihutch01 0 points1 point ago

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this is great

[–]gisco 0 points1 point ago

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Loved it :)

[–]pangelovski 0 points1 point ago

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That was depressing

[–]SoobNauce 0 points1 point ago

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I saw a shop of this once, with the punchilne of "Yeah, that's totally why I don't have a girlfriend". Just kind of waiting for it to show up in the comments, I guess.

Edit: Maybe not? There's a separate one with a similar thing but I could have sworn this one had the punchline to that one also.

[–]Deadly_Duckfart 0 points1 point ago

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Most clever and most imaginative thing I've read in 2012.

[–]shortkid123 0 points1 point ago

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sad at the end :(

[–]Lavatis 0 points1 point ago

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The amount of X-ception posts in this thread is ridiculous.

[–]IsaacJDean 0 points1 point ago

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Credit due to Christopher Nolan 0.0

[–]hollander93 0 points1 point ago

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I can now see the matrix.

[–]ewn 0 points1 point ago

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I would venture to say if a woman sat next to you on an otherwise empty train, chances are, she wants you to talk to her.

[–]kickassdonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Fine, we all think like this. glad we're on the same page. but has talking to someone like this actually resulted in a friendship/relationship for anyone?

I cant really imagine most girls being ok with random guys talking to them on bus/train ( ok, unless they're cute, in which case, those guys can do what they like )

I've just never heard of any lasting friendships/relationships ever having been started like this. As Seinfeld would say "strangers have a bad reputation"

[–]mjxii 0 points1 point ago

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Repost of a repost of a repost....

[–]n777athan 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck what you know

[–]superdecent1113 0 points1 point ago

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He should have gotten off at North Station, that's the last stop.

[–]cobaltgiant 0 points1 point ago

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If only there were more layers, things might have turned out alright.

[–]Jordrodd05 0 points1 point ago

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I must say, I've NEVER been that deep in thought.

[–]snesk0008 0 points1 point ago

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so THAT'S what it would have been like if i read this comic...

[–]MrSloan 0 points1 point ago

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clearly inception

[–]ZDragon 0 points1 point ago

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INCEPTION!!!

[–]jpTankMan -1 points0 points ago

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Trainception.