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[–]UnknownArchive 117 points118 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Kill me. 857coms 2066pts 3mos pics
I feel your pain buddy... 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
Please..... 6coms 87pts 1mo pics
Kill me. 1com 2pts 1mo funny
Adorable Lab in Vest 2coms -5pts 2mos pics
Kill me 3coms -5pts 3mos funny
Later... 0coms 27pts 2dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]wallyruss 42 points43 points ago

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Hey guys, I think this might be a repost.

[–]BCBUDDHA 17 points18 points ago

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TIL: farming for Karma on reddit is much like the stock market

[–]RandomlyDead 2 points3 points ago

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I think I love you.

[–]JankBoy 4 points5 points ago

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So what am I so afraid of?

[–]F4il3d 0 points1 point ago

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I am afraid that I am not sure,

[–]thegrailshapedbeacon 0 points1 point ago

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a love there is no cure for!

[–]UnknownArchive 4 points5 points ago

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<3<3<3

[–]F4il3d -1 points0 points ago

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You sir are my favorite person of the year, thanks for pointing me to Karma decay. Hey what is that shinny thing over there....

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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not a problem, I hope you will use it as well. Even if someone beats you to the punch identifying reposts, there's no such thing as "too much identifying." I honestly believe if three people did this for each repost you could effectively kill them off.

Although you can pretty easily search out 99% of reposts by searching for the word

"my" girlfriend, "my" cat, "my" night, "my" face when, "my" "my" "my" "my" "my" "my" "my"

[–]F4il3d 0 points1 point ago

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I definitely will use it. I had made a proposal a long time ago to reddit to implement something very similar to this, but was unaware that someone had implemented it as a browser add on script.

Thanks.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 17 points18 points ago

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"Later"

[–]Moertel 1 point2 points ago

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Upboat for TF2 reference

[–]donbakkon 2 points3 points ago

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this is how it starts next is the peanut butter

[–]candyman420 5 points6 points ago

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People who dress up animals are a special type of batshit loon

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 4 points5 points ago

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"Argyle and denim? I mean really!"

[–]ndewhurst 1 point2 points ago

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Just me, or does that dog look just like Nick Nolte?

[–]Vicxlee 1 point2 points ago

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The link was purple before I even clicked on it, when your gonna repost something at least try to put in a bit of effort.

[–]Smorsh 1 point2 points ago

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He said "kill me", not "repost me".

[–]Marshreddit 1 point2 points ago

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DOWNVOTES FOR REPOSTS

[–]Falardeau 2 points3 points ago

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I haven't laughed that much in a long time... Thank you!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That made my fucking new years day haha

[–]thefreshprincealbert 2 points3 points ago

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Dog-"Next thing you know, they'll have me answering phones."

[–]Fei_Long 2 points3 points ago

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Downvotes for everyone!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The Knights of New need some encouragement I see.

[–]brownmagician 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, it's the ending of the 3rd season of game of thrones!

[–]Enharmonic 0 points1 point ago

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That dog dresses better than I do.

[–]Wise_Turnip 0 points1 point ago

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ROFLMAOOOOOOO!

[–]courage_the_dog 0 points1 point ago

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The poor thing reminds me of the poor dog/little girl Chimera from Full metal alchemist =[

[–]jwd0310 0 points1 point ago

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That dog still loves her more than you ever loved anything in your entire life.

[–]AkiraChi 0 points1 point ago

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Later.

[–]T3hSav 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking reposts, how do they work?

[–]SingularUnknown 0 points1 point ago

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Why would that woman want us to kill her?

[–]tkagotquants 0 points1 point ago*

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Hmm...I miss CuteWithChris...

[–]derekaa 0 points1 point ago

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I've never laughed so hard and had remorse follow so closely.

[–]anatomized 0 points1 point ago

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that girl is cute as shit

[–]JD_Crichton 0 points1 point ago

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Repost. Everyone please stop upvoting the same stuff every week.

[–]Ryguythescienceguy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]teklikethis 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Depressed_Downvoter -1 points0 points ago*

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Stop fucking upvoting him, people. This was a front page image a short while ago.

[–]samwaffleman 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Nina from Full Metal Alchemist.

[–]NotMarkus 1 point2 points ago

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Same here. Fuck this picture for reminding me. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[–]OsterGuard 0 points1 point ago

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ONIONS EVERYWHERE!

[–]Kingofblargh -2 points-1 points ago

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How about instead of trying to turn dogs to people, you let them be damn dogs... =.=*

I swear...what his this world come to when people do this?

[–]aphex_15 0 points1 point ago

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I HAVE THAT SAME SWEATER

[–]Jesse-Ray -1 points0 points ago

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...my sweater looks better on him

[–]1rv -1 points0 points ago

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I've never seen this before so I don't care that it's a repost - I haven't laughed so hard in ages, I love it :)

[–]RNRSaturday -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]wilsonwa -2 points-1 points ago

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did anyone figure out if this is same girl as the photo booth girl also related