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[–]UnknownArchive 21 points22 points ago

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[–]spacepirate001 12 points13 points ago

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Wait a second, that's Sigmund Freud. I take the OP is talking about the literal version of the word asshole then.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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If it's Freud it's your mother's asshole.

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA 3 points4 points ago

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And before diagnosing yourself with aspergers make sure you're not just an asshole.

[–]XavierScorpionIkari 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm... Ass burgers... (Drools)

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA 0 points1 point ago

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[–]XavierScorpionIkari 0 points1 point ago

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Nice.

[–]ASofterMan 4 points5 points ago

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I, for one, find that assholes have that affect. And, as a member of the internet community, they're fucking everywhere.

[–]kurichan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]filet-mignon 6 points7 points ago

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But first, make sure your rag isn't the worst thing any person has ever seen.

[–]vylelyle2 3 points4 points ago

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"Quote of William Gibson." -Picture of Sigmund Freud

[–]orderfromcha0s 2 points3 points ago

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[–]listenheretwinkletit 1 point2 points ago

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[–]emmettjes 1 point2 points ago

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I read derpes.

[–]PeteyPablos 1 point2 points ago

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Or just realize you are a narcissist.

[–]charlieab 2 points3 points ago

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I approve of this message

[–]JakalDX 0 points1 point ago

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My best friend regularly rips into me and kinda makes me feel like shit. But he's also one of the only people who really accepts me and put sup with my shit.

Moral of the story is I should stop being so weird.

[–]pootiechang 1 point2 points ago

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... Something tells me you need new friends.

[–]rekgreen 1 point2 points ago

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Accepts you and makes you fel like shit...move on.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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dude, i was like you, i accepted people treating me like shit because I thought because they accepted me and put up with me they must be my friends...WRONG...

“A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your fears but fortifies your faith; sees your anxieties but frees your spirit; recognizes your disabilities but emphasizes your possibilities.” - William Arthur Ward

True friends don't rip into you and make you feel like shit...

[–]XavierScorpionIkari 0 points1 point ago

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I believe that was William Gibson.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure should take advice from such a sub-par psychologist

[–]justabrickinthewall 0 points1 point ago

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My brain was confused for a second when I saw 'Before you diagnose yourself with derpes'

[–]whalepower 0 points1 point ago

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So THAT'S why high school sucked so much...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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... what other kind of humans could you meet?

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 0 points1 point ago

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You could have cloned yourself?

[–]princess_shami 0 points1 point ago

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Does you mother and sister count? If so, moving away from home explains why my anxiety and depression is no longer present.

Here's to no more panic attacks!

[–]tovira 0 points1 point ago

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I am surrounded by assholes and it depresses the hell out of me.

[–]whirbl -1 points0 points ago

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Also, make sure you're not just a pussy.

[–]ShinyPichu -1 points0 points ago

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Heh. I have all three. -.-;

[–]Sodfarm 0 points1 point ago

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I think in this case, correlation might imply causation, as is the point of this post.