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[–]nahojjjen 1 point2 points ago

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bacon. upvoted

[–]jackovitz 1 point2 points ago

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Epic Meal Time candidate? I think so.

[–]haldomania 1 point2 points ago

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And bacon strips, And bacon strips, And bacon strips, And bacon strips, etc

[–]IOUaUsername -1 points0 points ago

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Epic Meal Time already did this, 7 months ago. One might even argue that they invented this.

[–]Paultimate79 1 point2 points ago

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Horrified yet hungry.

[–]CynicalTyler 0 points1 point ago

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And with that, the turtle becomes the turdle.

[–]VajazzleNation 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, a part of me really wanted to cry when I saw this.

[–]Jmersh -1 points0 points ago

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Whew. It's almost been 10 days since this was posted last. Thanks for keeping it alive.

[–]punkmasta[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Hadn't seen it...

[–]Jmersh 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah.

*here

*and here

*then here

*and again here

Etc.....you get the point. Search "bacon turtle" and you'll see what I mean.

[–]732 -1 points0 points ago

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I want it.

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[–]Paultimate79 2 points3 points ago

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lol wat

[–]tornado_weasel 0 points1 point ago

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I do hate them. Evolution programmed me that way. Nom nom nom bitch.

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[–]tornado_weasel 1 point2 points ago

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Allow me to elaborate. In nature, animals consume each other for constantly. It's the basis for energy transfer throughout the entire animal kingdom, and the only way it can exist. here is your first fallacy, you are more seperate from nature as a vegetarian than you would be as an omnivore. Evolution is responsible for the omnivorous nature of humans-- see the fact that you have canines, built for tearing through tough meat. It is not a sense of superiority to consume that which is consumable, it is in fact a false sense of superiority which drives you to lord vegetarianism over the rest of us when you are the one that subsides unnaturally. Now for the straw man argument you presented when you mentioned hating innocent animals. Partaking in meat does not mean one hates innocent animals, only that one understands that there is nothing wrong with consumption. I have the cortex and mental capability to eat a creature which will provide me proper nutrition and energy, I will do as I see fit. TL;DR humans are animals which have canines, proving that their semi-carnivorous nature is evolutionary, not to mention the fact that from your argument we must assume that either humans are superior to animals, or that animals which are carnivores are seperating themselves from nature, and are therefore, for some odd reason, less than humans. Your point is nonsensical. Do not assume that because I would post a simple troll comment I am stupid.

[–]tornado_weasel 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why I put a for in my first sentence. Please ignore.