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[–]PretendPhD 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe if you had learned her name, she would have given you the correct number.

[–]someweirdsin 4 points5 points ago

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I bet her name was Keitha - like "Keith" with an "a" on the end.

[–]moll3rz 1 point2 points ago

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She was named after her dad.

[–]WobblySnake 1 point2 points ago

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Flight of the Conchords?

[–]wookash[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I was too inebriated to think of asking...

[–]Wittertainment 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty sure you had the right number.

[–]Whytiederp 3 points4 points ago

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Was it an Australian kiss?

[–]DukeBerith 6 points7 points ago

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[–]WobblySnake 1 point2 points ago

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Like the French kiss, but down under!

[–]Whytiederp 0 points1 point ago

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zing

[–]DoctorNose 1 point2 points ago

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"I sent a text that would allow me to post on reddit that I kissed a girl last night."

[–]Braingothink 1 point2 points ago

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Well, theres only 21 million australians, 1 million of those are chinese, so thats 1 million down, 10 million of those remaining are men, so that leaves another 10 million.

If you can get the odds down further to 1 in a million, it will probably work as 1 in a million chances crop up 9 times out of 10.

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

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Did your world

puts on glasses

turn upside down?

[–]for_lazy_redditors 6 points7 points ago

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[–]hotelcoralessex15 0 points1 point ago

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Best response.

[–]Pruddles 0 points1 point ago

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I am an Australian girl who kissed someone on NYE...

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[–]Valaksha 2 points3 points ago

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He said '5 AM', the text was sent out at 3:26 PM.

[–]Blagaquondo -4 points-3 points ago

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Well Shit?

[–]wookash[S] 2 points3 points ago

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That made...no sense