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[–]mihitnrun 37 points38 points ago

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M'kay. That's enough Reddit for today. I'll be on my way out, thanks.

[–]TheAceMan 6 points7 points ago

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Hold that door! I am coming with you.

[–]soupahkoopah 8 points9 points ago

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i think he was trying to help it. :(

[–]zapharus 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Fei_Long 0 points1 point ago

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Wow that is the sad. : (

[–]Poetweek 17 points18 points ago

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Came for humor, left sad.

[–]bulldog764 6 points7 points ago

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Oh, it's just Deadmau5.

[–]wahwahweewahz 31 points32 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight

[–]SpreadShot -1 points0 points ago

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thank you sir, i loled my ass off!

[–]I_hate_Slogan_Shirts 2 points3 points ago

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hungry? ಠ_ಠ

[–]UnknownArchive 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
test 1com -7pts 26dys funny
Yeah, it's a rat fucking a dead rat 625coms 921pts 27dys WTF
What graduate school is like. 0coms 2pts 26dys funny
Its just not her day 12coms 48pts 1mo funny

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[–]Icamehere2fap 4 points5 points ago

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NSFW AND WTF

[–]jewman9000 1 point2 points ago

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Rat bastard

[–]tega234 1 point2 points ago

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I suddenly feel like watching the movie rat race.

[–]GreenSpleen6 1 point2 points ago

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Repost of a repost of a post with one of the comments from the original post stuck on it.

[–]jyz002 2 points3 points ago

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necrophilic porn for mice, my favorite

[–]mrxanadu818 1 point2 points ago

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Flowers for Algernon

[–]shizzy0 0 points1 point ago

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You're suggesting that one mouse was so smart he set up the trap for the other mouse. That smarts.

[–]chazmotic 0 points1 point ago

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Both are dead. Look at tails and fur.

[–]MonDew 0 points1 point ago

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Repost?

[–]Dresden_skyline 0 points1 point ago

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This is how the zombie virus begins.

[–]Norweigianish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mildlyupsetpirate 1 point2 points ago

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A few years ago I asked my sister for a FOTC shirt for my birthday. This was the shirt she got me.

[–]ScreamingHand 0 points1 point ago

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Really sad how this was on WTF a couple weeks ago, now it's on funny with a more, "WTF?!" title than it did on /WTF...

[–]TrainFan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ForbiddenX 0 points1 point ago

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Why is mine at a different angle? http://imgur.com/2PdY9

[–]tonygenius 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, i've got a shirt just like that.

[–]demonicsoap -1 points0 points ago

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"awww she was already dead? Rats..."

[–]SlattCatt -1 points0 points ago

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And now I'm horny.

[–]hutihati -5 points-4 points ago

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Sad its another repost -.-

[–]whatwhatwhat3300 -2 points-1 points ago

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not wtf, just FUNNY!!!