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[–]deep_thinker 9 points10 points ago

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It's called Mardi Gras

[–]TheBakery 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 2 hours too late ;_;

[–]Mtownsprts 10 points11 points ago

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Or just make out with them on BOTH holidays? Like a boss.

[–]District9Camp 2 points3 points ago

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Clearly you're not a boss, cause if you were, YOU could combine that shit. Meet them on Halloween, hold them on until new years, make out with them and leave.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it this was going to a sweet, gentlemanly comment until the last word

[–]shoziku 2 points3 points ago

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If you're waiting for holidays to do that... you're doing it wrong.

[–]kleinyman 2 points3 points ago

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high-deas #957

[–]kluda06 2 points3 points ago

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I want to like that status

[–]SkiThe802 2 points3 points ago

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its called a frat party

[–]Erickhouman 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that just every regular weekend?

[–]girlnextdoor480 1 point2 points ago

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...that isn't how you celebrate halloween?

[–]epikax 1 point2 points ago

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I went to a costume party for new years...

It went okay.

[–]redhotquinoa 1 point2 points ago

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That is new years eve...

[–]crewdat 1 point2 points ago

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You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar