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[–]jakemyers7 99 points100 points ago

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So you beat the shit out of a kid on new years?

[–]TimMitchell 43 points44 points ago

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Never having kids

[–]lifeisublime 22 points23 points ago

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he was mad at his parents. he chose hazel brown.

[–]YardenGarden 59 points60 points ago

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That pretty much sums up 4chan as well.

[–]thrillhou5e 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ChicagoMemoria 19 points20 points ago

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First birth control of the year, thank you!

[–]TeCuervo 10 points11 points ago

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My parents would hold that picture hostage in my teenage years.

[–]Vecuronium 4 points5 points ago

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My cousin is autistic, and we're always reminding him to keep his "hands out of pants," but sometimes it turns messy. The best thing you can do is learn habits and know when that moment may happen otherwise a shit storm is around the corner.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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looks like le shit storm has already happened..

[–]Salvador204 7 points8 points ago

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Dear God....throw him out and get a new one!

[–]tomoom165 2 points3 points ago

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Ain't that some shit?

[–]ThronOfThree 2 points3 points ago

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I want to party with this kid

[–]success_whale 2 points3 points ago

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This pretty much sums up my reasons not to have kids.

[–]Daftsoul 2 points3 points ago

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So, you just gave me this years dose of fear into making sure I always have a condom.

[–]durtydubnutsub 2 points3 points ago

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I'm more impressed than anything else.

[–]Lunchables 2 points3 points ago

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"The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available."

Mirror?

[–]evelyncanarvon 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one who looked at the comments to see if this was the joke?

[–]string97bean 8 points9 points ago

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I guess you had a shitty New Years....

[–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

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It was a shitshow.

[–]YouknowmeAsWell 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a shit-ton of fun.

[–]wookienuts 0 points1 point ago

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If he thinks he won't be punished, he is shit-out-of-luck.

[–]oraclefish -1 points0 points ago

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Shit. I don't have any shit jokes to contribute.

[–]HansGuild 7 points8 points ago

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Everytime you repost... a derp makes a meme

[–]Hekki27[S] 12 points13 points ago

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If i haven't seen it before, its new to me

[–]FauxElement 2 points3 points ago

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Lmfao...Oh god..

[–]ccas25 1 point2 points ago

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Must have been a shit show...

[–]KurtReisenberg 1 point2 points ago

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Golden brown, texture like sun.

[–]graysquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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protip: always use onesies...no digging for poop gold. best parenting advice I've ever gotten!

[–]MyCarIsACamel 1 point2 points ago

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Never having kids.

[–]Mellonpopr 1 point2 points ago

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hahah wow!

[–]BabyOnHip 1 point2 points ago

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I actually woke up at 5:30 because my daughter had shit the bed. Then I threw up.

[–]nickytaco 3 points4 points ago

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NSFW maybe?

[–]lilLocoMan 1 point2 points ago

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Not suited for parents.

[–]ieatbees 2 points3 points ago

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Poop is grosser to non-parents.

[–]Underwood93 4 points5 points ago

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The best part about this is that you stepped back to take a picture while your son was lying in his own filth.

[–]ImTheManOkay 2 points3 points ago

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To the top with you, you sandbaggin son of a bitch.

[–]im40percentdolomite[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Why is it on his fingers?!

[–]soupahkoopah 5 points6 points ago

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Why do you think?

[–]trigerfish 1 point2 points ago

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Few people can claim their NYE was ACTUALLY a shit show.

[–]Bacon_Toothpaste 1 point2 points ago

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dude NSFL

[–]KyleGibson 6 points7 points ago

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cmon, we've all seen human feces

[–]casper0872 -1 points0 points ago

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*C'mon, we've all seen human feces smeared chaotically across a room next to the unconscious body of a child.

[–]aidaw 0 points1 point ago

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My husbands cousin was watching his little brother once and he fell asleep, he was woken up to crap being smeared on his face... apparently the little guy had crapped his pants and he kept trying to wake him up to get his diaper changed and he just kept ignoring him.

[–]daren_sf 0 points1 point ago

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That little guy sounds like a future Frat Boy with a Sharpie!

[–]speedflyer 0 points1 point ago

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Best birth control ever... Thank you

[–]codrac 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit!

[–]sarahdunn 0 points1 point ago

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My daughter went through that stage.. Omg it was so nasty, I feel for you!

[–]PaulVander 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my good God...

[–]same_flying_cow 0 points1 point ago

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I have that dresser, minus the poo. Though it does add character..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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my kid one upped this kid, i took no pictures because even i felt bad and thought no one should ever see it. he was wearing a brown mask though.

[–]Stiegerwaldtz 0 points1 point ago

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That looks like a real shit show.

[–]GarlicSAUCE 0 points1 point ago

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What was he trying to do?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I never knew people on Reddit were this young! or are you a midget?

[–]PatNics 0 points1 point ago

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That's horrific.

[–]rotnrylie 0 points1 point ago

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His new nickname should be "Poocasso"

[–]Phased 0 points1 point ago

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You found a picture to repost?

[–]falousco -1 points0 points ago

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An NSFW tag would have been nice, welp guess I was thinking about getting a new job anyway.

[–]ThronOfThree 11 points12 points ago

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redditing at work? you were going to be needing a new job soon anyway...

[–]highgih 2 points3 points ago

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I still don't understand all the fuss over NSFW tags, I don't have an office job so maybe it's over my head... But I would think if a boss looked over your shoulder and saw you looking at lolcats it's basically the same as looking at porn, either way you're slacking off and not working, right?

[–]falousco -1 points0 points ago

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Yes but if you are on a break and have legit time to browse the internet you still don't want to accidentally click on some nsfw link, even if it's very liberal nsfw.

[–]eXeOzone 0 points1 point ago

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Reaction when saw the picture: Oh he brought in some Dirt.

Reaction when reading the comments: OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING.

[–]ZheK 0 points1 point ago

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That kid knows how to party.

[–]CaptainObliviousIII 0 points1 point ago

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Locks door...

For sale sign... 1/2 price.

Never looks back.

[–]saxuhmuhphone 0 points1 point ago

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My little brother did this every night for 2 weeks as a toddler. My parents exhausted several different layers of onesies, alternating between zippers on his back and on his front. The little tyke still managed wiggle out each time, only to cake every inch of his crib and room in dookie.

The only solution that worked: Duck tape.

[–]CaptainObliviousIII -1 points0 points ago

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Umm... yeah.

[–]imsohighondrugs -1 points0 points ago

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shitty..

[–]Trooper2442 -1 points0 points ago

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That is the best picture I've ever seen. No reddit during 2012 for me.

[–]mazzmajazz -1 points0 points ago

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You searched for photos to post on Reddit?

[–]p4ndaman -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like a case of sudden fecal death syndrome

*snickers*