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[–]w4rfr05t 115 points116 points ago

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I have to admit, I was not expecting that.

Well played, sir.

[–]Pathlessflame 37 points38 points ago

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Agreed. It sounded like an awesome story until I got to the end. Damn u reddit!

[–]Bubblebath_expert 12 points13 points ago

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You mean, it sounded like an awesome story until you got to the end... when it became even awesomer.

[–]DinofromAus 45 points46 points ago

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I was engrossed and disappointed when it went where it did. As an Australian, if it wasn't for family guy I wouldn't even recognize the koo aid thing

[–]cspeed 6 points7 points ago

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Thats actually kinda funny.

[–]Jazzy_Josh -1 points0 points ago

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¿ʎnפ ʎlıɯɐℲ uo ʇı ʍɐs noʎ lıʇun pıɐ-looʞ ɟo pɹɐǝɥ ɹǝʌǝu noʎ uɐǝɯ no⅄

[–]calmkat 24 points25 points ago

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this was on /r/comics a month ago.

its my favorite comic to date, so upvote.

[–]koobaxion[S] 22 points23 points ago

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It was on r/wtf 4 years ago, but I thought it deserved to be seen again

[–]calmkat 4 points5 points ago

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agreed.

[–]Llevel 0 points1 point ago

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Here is a site that lets you identify reposts.

Latest ones were 21 days ago, 1 month ago, 3 months ago.

[–]khold 12 points13 points ago

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Something about reposting it without the last two frames.

[–]Olukon 18 points19 points ago

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God...dammit...

That was one of the most thrilling stories I had ever read...until that wall destroying bastard appeared.

[–]akijade 14 points15 points ago

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facepalm

Well played, sir/madam.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I was laughing so hard, I farted

[–]luciuspecker 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not sure if I'm more insulted or amused. Either way I enjoyed it. Like that screwed up teenage girl that enjoyed R. Kelly peeing on her. I mean, he was weird for wanting to do it, but she let him. Fuck you, you weird little freak.

oh, and here's my upvote

[–]GingerHeadMan 2 points3 points ago

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Well...I was certainly not expecting that. I don't think I'll be able to see that guy the same way again.

[–]GrooveCombo 2 points3 points ago

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Next week we find out what who Slim Jim really is!

[–]FizzyGizmo 2 points3 points ago

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sigh Clicks link.

[–]Spade6sic6 2 points3 points ago

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Oh holy mary jesus dicks. I was not expecting that at all. Much better then "Open door...dinosaur."

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[–]koobaxion[S] 1 point2 points ago

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And less boobs

[–]momoney2001 1 point2 points ago

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Kool-Aid Killer Loved the story

[–]Reptillian97 1 point2 points ago

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OH YEAH!

[–]kittenkat4u 1 point2 points ago

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that was an excellent story but i was disappointed with koolaid man. i really wanted the story tokeep going and get really fucked up.

[–]DragonNinja 1 point2 points ago

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at first it looked like the stalkers from half life 2

[–]mstrkrftr 1 point2 points ago

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oh my fuck.... that was INGENIOUS!

[–]Juz16 1 point2 points ago

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A thrilling story indeed.

[–]lorann19 1 point2 points ago

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Well played indeed!!

[–]ej92892 1 point2 points ago

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What a twist!!!!

[–]Mistermail 1 point2 points ago

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You whore.

[–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

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A monthly repost. No really I think there is a program or person who posts this to different subs once a month.

[–]koobaxion[S] 3 points4 points ago

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The last I saw it was 4 years ago

[–]DukeOfGeek 0 points1 point ago

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I saw it once a month for the last 3 as have other posters. Again if you label your old content clearly people who have seen it already will just say "Gee I hope new readers are enjoying that cool thing I have already seen" and you will not have to hear them bitching. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.

[–]koobaxion[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sorry I have failed you, Duke of the geeks

[–]DukeOfGeek -4 points-3 points ago

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I notice you are making new emotes and other new stuff so good for you. Just loose the idea that anything this cool that you find from four years ago has not been seen by millions. Don't just think of the new readers. they are by definition a minority. Like wise if you are the creator or know them and want to help them good, but old content plus vague title is a well known tactic and a down vote magnet and you don't want that do you?

[–]koobaxion[S] 8 points9 points ago

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New users are a minority:

Reddit population 4 years ago: roughly 52137 subscribers

Reddit population now: roughly over 1,000,000 subscribers

That sure is a minority

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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implying that's bad.

[–]DukeOfGeek -1 points0 points ago

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I never bitch about clearly labeled reposts. I'm just tried of all the time clicking on old content to find out its old. If you know you are reposting (and they clearly did) then say so.

[–]nyan_kitty1024 0 points1 point ago

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Awww Yeah!

Needed to be done.

[–]arbivark 0 points1 point ago

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i've been looking for that. useta have it. thanks.

[–]htmroxxers 0 points1 point ago

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This should be a movie produced with Bill Murray in it

[–]autechr3 0 points1 point ago

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did not see that coming in a million years

[–]Bungalo_Bill 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing.

[–]ejabno 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck?

That got me good. That was unexpected.

[–]rocketparrotlet 0 points1 point ago

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I know what you're thinking. DON'T FUCKING SAY IT.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 0 points1 point ago

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I love surprise twists

[–]Boom477 0 points1 point ago

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Great job!

[–]brynms 0 points1 point ago

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I have never laughed that hard :D

[–]Thohi 0 points1 point ago

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But why does the benevolent doctor look like Ben Stein?

[–]Mikchi 0 points1 point ago

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TL;DR

[–]highpriestesshanners 0 points1 point ago

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Well played, well played....

[–]Pride_Of_Scotland 0 points1 point ago

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Well played.

[–]Respondor 0 points1 point ago

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It reminded me of Maximum Ride until I got to the end. I was not expecting that. I don't think I'm ever going to look at Kool-Aid the same way again.

[–]Hookhand 0 points1 point ago

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I stopped reading at "fed us saline"

[–]Primehunter14 0 points1 point ago

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amazing. loved every minute.

[–]reverendmeat 0 points1 point ago

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Best WTF in a while.

[–]MnMGladiator 0 points1 point ago

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+1 I was not expecting that at all.

[–]james9075 0 points1 point ago

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is this the prologue to super meat boy?

[–]lunchboxg4 0 points1 point ago

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So we can knock this of the 2012 repost schedule now, right? That was fast.

[–]koobaxion[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, it was the last repost of it for 2011. The 2012 repost schedule has this 37 more times.

[–]e0nz 0 points1 point ago

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i was expecting this person to be a super hero or something.

[–]MATMAN333 0 points1 point ago

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Wha.....whu?.....I.....How?...Uh?

[–]samanthakm9 0 points1 point ago

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lol That was hilarious. and sick. Sick and hilarious. haha

[–]Aspel 0 points1 point ago

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I've read this on 4chan before, but couldn't remember the ending.

Figured it out around the point where they talked about his carapace not sealing at the top.

Still great. Stupid, and sometimes these kind of things are disappointing, but still.

[–]highskymarshall -1 points0 points ago

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I think was a horribly cheesy story until it reminded me of Dane Cook.

[–]Crumpetbutt 0 points1 point ago

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I think you accidentally a word.

[–]highskymarshall 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you reminding me.

[–]jettbalasko 0 points1 point ago

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I thot it was pretty great writing. The ending is a little screwy but I enjoyed it all the same. You should write comics so I can enjoy more of them.

[–]koobaxion[S] 2 points3 points ago

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*Not mine, credit is at the top.

[–]jifwu7 0 points1 point ago

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That is the best thing EVER. Literally the best story I've ever read. 11/10

[–]1123581321345589144b 0 points1 point ago

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Incorrect science in that thrilling story...

[–]koobaxion[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I know rite how did he break through that brick wall

[–]amirman -2 points-1 points ago

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too long ; didn't look

it's a new era of laziness.

[–]Sabird1 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]AsylumPlagueRat -1 points0 points ago

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...................................................

[–]TheGMan323 -1 points0 points ago

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Did not expect that ending.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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tl;dr wtf

[–]PearSquirrel -3 points-2 points ago

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Koolaid man!

[–]homercles337 -3 points-2 points ago

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Repost #234587