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[–]mr_rogers_neighbor 21 points22 points ago

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Were they waffle fries?

[–]cplat 8 points9 points ago

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Bitch you better not have no siblings!

[–]brando208 1 point2 points ago

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I ain't tryin' to deal wit no other niggas!

[–]Afghan_Kegstand 1 point2 points ago

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with a chicken sandwhich.

[–]xmod2 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sufferfromOCD 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you mean carrot fries? HAHAHA

[–]mjwoolley33 32 points33 points ago

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Because everyone wants more

[–]curset 27 points28 points ago

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Man, everytime I see this I feel sorry for Darren. All he wants is a drama-free relationship.

[–]s-mores 0 points1 point ago

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He should try moving out of Eternia.

[–]donttouchmyfries 0 points1 point ago

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I've told you once. I've told you 1000 times.

[–]socraincha 0 points1 point ago

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I'm actually interested in why the woman cut off her legs.

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fuck, that cat is amazing!

[–]Alexxishere -3 points-2 points ago

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Attacked by ants?

[–]neuromonkey 7 points8 points ago

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BITCH, GET OUT MY FAC--- Ooooh... fwench fwy.

[–]Alexxishere 1 point2 points ago

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I pictured Waka Flocka saying that...

[–]neuromonkey 2 points3 points ago

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Me too. Who is that?

[–]Alexxishere 2 points3 points ago

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Waka Flocka is a rapper who doesn't make any fucking sense,and sounds kind of retarded.

[–]neuromonkey 2 points3 points ago

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Oooh. Yup. Sounds like me.

[–]wallyruss 2 points3 points ago

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How could anyone resist?

[–]420Warrior 4 points5 points ago

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I got my last girlfriend by giving her a free big mac...

[–]movinonup2east 2 points3 points ago

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This is WELL titled. Upvote!

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[–]inferno10 12 points13 points ago

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CANNOT UNSEE

[–]xfortune 4 points5 points ago

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wow...did not expect that to be relevant. Fucking left field with that one man

[–]HideAndSheik 9 points10 points ago

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ACK! NSFW?

[–]adhiofawkes 2 points3 points ago

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NSFL

[–]thebowski -1 points0 points ago

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Naked guys are now on the same level of gore? Let's not degrade the system even further.

[–]Alexxishere 2 points3 points ago

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Damn John Cho really likes fries.

[–]MsgGodzilla 0 points1 point ago

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Monster energy drink out the nose is not pleasant.

[–]MsgGodzilla 1 point2 points ago

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dude....you just ruined my new year.

[–]beanbagballs 1 point2 points ago

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baller on a budget

[–]StaRkill3rZ 1 point2 points ago

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at least it wasn't chicken tetrazzini https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rR3X2UiQU

[–]Goto10 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, they were curly fries..

[–]killfluffy 0 points1 point ago

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Free french fries? Win!

[–]squidmuncha 0 points1 point ago

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Wait a second I've been forever alone for this along and all I needed to do was get some fries at McDonald's?

[–]Morningxafter 0 points1 point ago

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strange usually all i need to be seduced into sleeping with a woman is the information that i can sleep with said woman...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ANd a DR. Pepper! For Free!

[–]Simy18 0 points1 point ago

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How can you resist free fries?

[–]gravitybong 0 points1 point ago

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Chicken woulda worked better

[–]kayke 0 points1 point ago

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[–]papasmurf101 0 points1 point ago

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it must be the dude from Eagle vs. Shark!

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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She threw in some Jordans to keep him.

[–]wonderwoman888 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alones take note.

[–]lookahere 0 points1 point ago

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Says his mistress seduced him with free french fries [in da poozzy]

[–]SlugsOnToast 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what a "poozzy" is, and I don't care to find out.

[–]Iwishedforyou -1 points0 points ago

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I'm a Balla, and I approve this message.

[–]joos7734 -1 points0 points ago

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I hate black people