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[–]dumidot 162 points163 points ago

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[–]Vengum 76 points77 points ago

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[–]AlwaysaNickCagePshop 144 points145 points ago

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[–]Ariensus 26 points27 points ago

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That image made me WTF so loudly my roommate had to make sure I wasn't injured.

[–]Ferniff 4 points5 points ago

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This is so hard to look at. Even harder to look away.

[–]racer91 3 points4 points ago

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NSFL

[–]FlamingoKevin 3 points4 points ago

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[–]c0mptar2000 0 points1 point ago

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Dude come on. NSFW or NSFL that shit!

[–]Spanone1 42 points43 points ago

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Wouldn't she be like 50? She didn't age well...

[–]spazmodic- 40 points41 points ago

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No kidding. How do you even turn into a cat, anyway?

[–]ThaddyG 50 points51 points ago

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Ahh...the old reddit switcheroo.

[–]kadmylos 20 points21 points ago

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How do you get here so quick!?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 10 points11 points ago

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Ahh...the old reddit teleportation.

[–]CHEESEONFlRE 4 points5 points ago

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link it please?

[–]Osthato 11 points12 points ago

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[–]DreadPiratesRobert 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man this goes so deep, I'm at 7000 so far

[–]That_is_reddikulous 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]hispanica316 2 points3 points ago

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I don't want be an unexperienced baby redditor, but are the comments he/she replies to supposed to kind of make a conversation when you put them together?

[–]ThaddyG 5 points6 points ago

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Nah, it's just a common thing here to pretend to confuse the subjects of a post or joke (spazmodic was talking about the cat, not the woman) and one guy decided to point out the repetitiveness of it all and it kinda became a repetitive joke in itself.

[–]That_is_reddikulous 1 point2 points ago

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Kinda. AFAIK it's just a random redditor commenting on the OP, but changing the focus from what the OP wanted you to look at, to something that's not really noticed.

Then, the second (random?) redditor will comment with "Ah... The old Reddit switcheroo.", with that linking to an older comment with the same words. That thing goes about 12 links deep; it's worth clicking all of them to look at the original post.

Hope this helped :)

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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IT NEVER ENDS! Also how in the world do I do a switch a Roo?

[–]doubtme -1 points0 points ago

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What the fuck does this mean? seriously I have been seeing this everywhere

[–]Vengum 10 points11 points ago

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It's from being booed off stage, you don't age well with that much stress.

[–]DownvoterAccount 7 points8 points ago

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She's probably just going to college and become a veterinarian, only to be called up on random shows once in a while like Jeopardy to do a video answer centered around nostalgia from the days of youtube.

[–]InScientificNotation 1 point2 points ago

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5 x 101

[–]iDunTrollBro 19 points20 points ago

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[–]NonY450 24 points25 points ago

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No one could ever be as awesome as Neil.

[–]MacGruber66 14 points15 points ago

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This is blasphemy. Jaden Smith will never acquire the level of purified awesomeness that is Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I might be able to get behind all the Justin Bieber malarky if it was guaranteed he would turn out like this.

[–]Dominiking 0 points1 point ago

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He wishes.

[–]Gheetadadicas -2 points-1 points ago

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Who is this man?

[–]humanxray 5 points6 points ago

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Tom Brady

[–]cogneuro 287 points288 points ago

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[–]JudgementTime 59 points60 points ago

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He's too awesome to age.

[–]Phayder 24 points25 points ago

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Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion, Robin Williams. These 3, must NEVER EVER DIE!!!

[–]BobaFetlock 18 points19 points ago

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Patrick Stewart

[–]Schym 12 points13 points ago

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It's been established that Patrick Stewart can't die.

[–]GuardianReflex 9 points10 points ago

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Unless stabbed in the sewers of the imperial city.

[–]BearBryant 7 points8 points ago

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"I can go no further...you must..."

"Dude, behind you..."

"...take this amulet to Joffrey at Weynon priory..."

"FUCKING TURN AROUND, MAN! Fine I'll get him, oh I can't move, great."

[stab]

"By the nine, you are the stupidest person I've ev...oh hey baurus, emperor's dead, sorry about that."

[–]Schym -1 points0 points ago

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Ah yes, true.

[–]mikojack 1 point2 points ago

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Goldie Hawn.

[–]BaronLaladedo -1 points0 points ago

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Noah Antwiler.

[–]flabago 0 points1 point ago

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Patrick star

[–]Aitrus233 -3 points-2 points ago

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Sean Connery.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Eh. I'm not so hot on Robin Williams.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously. I almost wonder if Jumanji love is powering the Robin Williams love lately. I mean, He hasn't changed since Mork.

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 9 points10 points ago

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Well, to be fair, Jumanji is a fucking awesome movie.

[–]meatwad75892 1 point2 points ago

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Garp for me.

[–]JimmyHavok -1 points0 points ago

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He hasn't changed since Mork.

SO Mork!

Even more Mork!

The guy needs to do try some dramatic roles, just to get out of that kooky costume comedy rut he's in.

[–]tryk48s 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it was already established that he's going to be more like this

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[–]herbert420 21 points22 points ago

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is this a meme or something like that

[–]Vengum 32 points33 points ago

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NO this is our lives!

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 4 points5 points ago

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It's a meme as real as the secret cow level.

[–]BearJew 2 points3 points ago

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No! This is Patrick!

[–]fstorino 34 points35 points ago

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Upper left: Hebe Camargo, Brazilian TV presenter (former actress/singer).

Upper right: Alcione, Brazilian samba singer.

[–]LaurelQuade 14 points15 points ago

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Fun fact: Once, some Brazilian photoshopped Alcione into Rihanna's album cover. Rihanna answered on Twitter:

this picture is too fuckin funny!!! I hope I don't look like that @ 50 foreal, lol

Source (Portuguese)

[–]tekoyaki 15 points16 points ago

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You just destroyed my hope that the photograph came from the future :-(

[–]Seilgrank 5 points6 points ago

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Don't worry, those two are 18 and 23 respectively right now. The photo is still from the future.

[–]zigstarr42 12 points13 points ago

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Don't forget, that's also the year Korra comes out.

[–]meowkay 4 points5 points ago

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I've been waiting for years and still no release date sigh

[–]kadmylos 14 points15 points ago

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Lol Britney Spears won't be alive in 2045...

[–]chelseatehrainbow -3 points-2 points ago

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Unfortunately she probably WILL be alive in 2045.

[–]PsychedelicFairy 14 points15 points ago

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Well that's a little bit harsh. She is a human being and all, so I wouldn't with untimely death upon her or anything.

[–]YUNoDie -1 points0 points ago

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Overdose?

[–]LHN 106 points107 points ago

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[–]affun 44 points45 points ago

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[–]initialsdrummer 4 points5 points ago

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Saved for life. New life research project. Thank you.

[–]AgitpropAndApologia 7 points8 points ago

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Is this before or after the singularity?

[–]kyopofoo 8 points9 points ago

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According to Kurzweil, it should be right around 2045. When I saw 2045, I thought the post was about the Singularity.

[–]Minored 0 points1 point ago

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wow, never really read about singularity.

pretty sick when you think that as we find a way to improve our intelligence through technology, this improved brain would also find a way to improve it even more and this would keep going.

It would be like millions years of evolution in a couple decades.

This can't end well

[–]elusiveallusion 0 points1 point ago

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The TechnoCore might peacefully secede, though.

[–]Duelmaster30 46 points47 points ago

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[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Once you reach max level you stop leveling.

[–]andrewbandrew 21 points22 points ago

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You are all seem to forgetting that we will be dead by next year.

[–]sharoku 42 points43 points ago

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Don't worry, Desmond will fix it.

[–]spazmodic- 3 points4 points ago

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...dead dissappointed

[–]griznatch 15 points16 points ago

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god i hope i dont live that long

[–]ProfessorSomething 49 points50 points ago

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This contract is sealed.

[–]friendlyhumanist 19 points20 points ago

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[–]AngledLuffa 10 points11 points ago

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Late 2044. Griznatch hears a knock on his door.

"Griznatch? It's Prof. Something. I'm hear to talk with you about a post you made 33 years ago today."

[–]dfinch 14 points15 points ago

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slowly pulls out dildo

[–]one_dalmatian 5 points6 points ago

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Kids, go to bed.

[–]Hilholiday 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I was waiting for this.

[–]Mrs_Brisby 34 points35 points ago

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[–]ew73 5 points6 points ago

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THIS IS SETI ALPHA FIVE

[–]elusiveallusion 0 points1 point ago

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Admiral Kirk never bothered to check on our progress...

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[–]Mrs_Brisby 0 points1 point ago

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Fallout: Salton Sea

[–]Doofie27 -1 points0 points ago

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Is that out at the salton sea?

[–]Mrs_Brisby 1 point2 points ago

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Yup!

[–]hbauser 6 points7 points ago

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Is that Green Day's Billy Joe Armstrong in the back?

[–]Gezus10k 2 points3 points ago

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So is this the Superbowl half time show you're predicting about?

[–]patriotsnd27 0 points1 point ago

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haha funny shit but true

[–]GreyDeuteronomy 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, except... saggier.

[–]west-paces 2 points3 points ago

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no way they all live to 2045. just no way.

[–]EBone12355 2 points3 points ago

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And still no goddamn flying cars.

[–]YUNoDie 0 points1 point ago

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And where's my jetpack?

[–]Tyrien 3 points4 points ago

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Even though I won't want to look at her, I'd still respect Gaga for going like Betty White.

[–]caveman8000 1 point2 points ago

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Lady Gaga still hot as hell...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't give a damn. I'll be 83 and high on futuristic drugs, or, more likely, dead deacades ago. Either way I won't have to see this. Take that, you young wippersnappers! Get off my lawn!

[–]psyberdel 1 point2 points ago

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That's Britney Spears in 3 years.

[–]YourSocialWorker 3 points4 points ago

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I honestly read Lady Gaga as 'Lady Saggers'.

[–]cheesefries 1 point2 points ago

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there is no way Britney is going to be in better shape then than she is now.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

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In 2045 I'll be 58

[–]ArbitraryPerseveranc 3 points4 points ago

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I'll be 59, assuming I live that long.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 3 points4 points ago

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Well, lets hope you do!

[–]teh1337z 1 point2 points ago

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That's disgusting

[–]Dyzix 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that started hearing "ba ba ba poker face" with all the music and the old lady singing it with this picture? Not images I needed.

[–]Ashlynkat 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen the future....and it is terrifying

[–]DontKillTheMedic 0 points1 point ago

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I have seen the future...it isn't pretty

[–]Ghostalker474 0 points1 point ago

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I better be dead by then.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, please.

[–]Ragark 0 points1 point ago

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What? No Sean Connery?

[–]renob151 0 points1 point ago

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I don't want to live on this planet at that time!!!!

[–]hiphophippopotamus 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what we'll look like..

[–]msjess 0 points1 point ago

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Why. Why go there before we needed to?

[–]Emriat 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Billy Joe Armstrong behind Lady Gaga?

[–]SirGrumpy 0 points1 point ago

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This cannot be unseen.

[–]Arqueete 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to the Super Bowl 87 Halftime show!

[–]Zjemwas 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck my life.

[–]NiceOnebud 0 points1 point ago

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Lady gaga is the old grandma from Preacher!

[–]antrino 0 points1 point ago

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lady gaga ftw

[–]Verdris 0 points1 point ago

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More like 2015.

[–]ElevatorLady 0 points1 point ago

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woah, math...

[–]skinnypilot 0 points1 point ago

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Nanny Gaga.

[–]xcaptnwigglesx 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to think we would say to kids in 2047 "we used to idolize unintelligent, primitive humans for ridiculous attributes like their vocal cords"... but I won't hold my breath :P

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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Don't forget the gold-plated jar labeled "Dick Clark".

[–]ILikeTheBoss 0 points1 point ago

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Why are black woman always portrayed fat when they get old? Genetics or stupid McDonald?

[–]Spayorneuteryourkids 0 points1 point ago

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2045 Lady Gaga looks better than 2011 Lady Gaga.

[–]Grimsterr 1 point2 points ago

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I'd totally party with 2045 Gaga, totally.

[–]rafads 0 points1 point ago

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HEBE Oo

[–]Dreamybibliophile 0 points1 point ago

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I was not expecting that....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why would this happen? All past pop stars have been replaced before they get old. I doubt the future will be much different.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why didn't you alter Lady Gaga's picture too?

[–]DZ302 -1 points0 points ago

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Why did you submit a link to a 1 picture album instead of just to the image?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Nah, Brittany will be dead by then. You know, Human sacrifice and such, she is nearing her end. Source

[–]Ultra_Fagatron 2 points3 points ago

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The name is in the picture and you still managed to fuck it up.

[–]BokehBurgher -3 points-2 points ago

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how the f did they create that? brilliant!

[–]Alenonimo 5 points6 points ago

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They didn't. I know the woman on the first photo. The blonde one is Hebe Camargo and the black one is Alcione.

Hebe Camargo had a very popular TV show on Brazil and Alcione is a very known singer on Brazil.

I don't know anything about the last photo though.

[–]acutely_obtuse -4 points-3 points ago

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So in 33 years they'll all look exactly the same as they do now? That seems a little optimistic.

[–]Patsson77 -3 points-2 points ago

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I just imagined Rihanna singing rude voice in a grand soulful old lady way and died laughing

[–]crickey23 6 points7 points ago

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Did you mean Rude Boy?

[–]ster1ing -2 points-1 points ago

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Hopefully this doesnt happen, hopefully by 2045 they'll be long dead making them much less annoying.

[–]tawattwaffle -2 points-1 points ago

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Im trying to be more positive this year so, hopefully, they will all have died from blotched surgeries or a bad combination of alcohol and drugs.

[–]Rigelface 0 points1 point ago

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Given your typo, I misread that as blotched sugaries, like some kind of diabetes-induced full-body rash.

[–]sibane -2 points-1 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reversed age! Max level is awesome!

[–]minmedinamonterey -3 points-2 points ago

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Saw this on 9gag _^