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[–]WiffleHat 125 points126 points ago

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[–]timelord71 28 points29 points ago

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He got 99 problems, but pants ain't one

[–]EternalMintCondition 57 points58 points ago

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Tl;dr: A duck was being a dick on the deck of a dock?

[–]lolobirdie 12 points13 points ago

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to a dog

[–]pegbiter 1 point2 points ago

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brilliant.

[–]Srynx 126 points127 points ago

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Donald is a fucking murderer.

[–]Slates77 16 points17 points ago

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He kills men and no one asks questions.

[–]th3namelessguy 6 points7 points ago

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dogs*

[–]oD3 2 points3 points ago

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Goofy is NOT a dog!

[–]davidlovessarah 1 point2 points ago

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And what did you think he is?

[–]SkaveRat 7 points8 points ago

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A mog. Half man, half dog

[–]HateMachineX 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DrVanSteiner 0 points1 point ago

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He's a Dingo, I believe.

[–]ExplainsJokesForFun 4 points5 points ago

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That's why it's funny. Because he murdered his friend.

[–]Wuggeh 6 points7 points ago

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Why would this post be titled "Oh Donald..."? It should be titled "Dear God Donald, What Did You Do??!!"

[–]Space_Masters 2 points3 points ago

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But Goofy told Donald to "Let 'er go!"

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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That's not from the original comics. This is.

[–]ViceroyRW 3 points4 points ago

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Link or didn't happen.

[–]ChrisHernandez 24 points25 points ago

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Link deleted, violated SOPA.

[–]Mako_Eyes 44 points45 points ago

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It's a good thing Goofy is immortal.

Seriously. Nothing can kill him. He's like a lesser deity.

[–]Heroshade 16 points17 points ago

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Even that rock in Kingdom Hearts II only put him down for like ten minutes.

[–]Schym 2 points3 points ago

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The only time you care if Goofy dies: "If he fucking dies, I can't final form anymore."

[–]ThunderWafflez 0 points1 point ago

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I Love You.

[–]fishfunk5 28 points29 points ago

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D..did I just witness a murder?!

[–]Kertelen 48 points49 points ago

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And not a single duck was given that day.

[–]mightystu 0 points1 point ago

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This had me quacking up.

[–]thejabronibeating 55 points56 points ago

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Is Donald singing "smells like teen spirit" in the first panel?

[–]aqualink 14 points15 points ago

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Hes fishing chinese people

[–]wallyruss 139 points140 points ago

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This kills the Goofy.

[–]gaffer88 9 points10 points ago

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What is the source of this meme? I cannot remember.

[–]wallyruss 16 points17 points ago

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[–]lolobirdie 15 points16 points ago

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...That crab looks so sad... Like he knows what is gonna happen...

[–]Hobbesickles 19 points20 points ago

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"It's okay. I have another family to feed tonight." -The crab telling his wife.

[–]lolobirdie 23 points24 points ago

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ಥ_ಥ

Oh god.

[–]beaulingpin -4 points-3 points ago

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another?

[–]Hobbesickles 3 points4 points ago

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[–]njh219 10 points11 points ago

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You should see what he did to Minny...

[–]vsPERIL 9 points10 points ago

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Minnie

[–]Bukkake_Face 2 points3 points ago

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many

[–]devophill 11 points12 points ago

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Moe

[–]Shirosynth 17 points18 points ago

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Don't fuck with the duck is also an acceptable answer.

[–]snickles19 6 points7 points ago

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>Don't fuck

>the duck

[–]partyotter 27 points28 points ago

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I laughed way too hard at the last panel.

[–]never_knows_best 35 points36 points ago

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That's because it was the punchline.

[–]autocannibal 8 points9 points ago

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is that what that tingling sensation was?

[–]CouldaBeen_TheBest 4 points5 points ago

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No, that was shame.

[–]Raahh43 10 points11 points ago

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Badass of Disney. Donald does not fuck around.

[–]Schym -5 points-4 points ago

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Mickey is the badass of Disney. Extensive research into Kingdom Hearts tells me so.

[–]Volsunga 10 points11 points ago

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Just in case you're not aware, Donald duck comics are some hardcore shit.

[–]zaper002 1 point2 points ago

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"Ram those balls down the hose" and "Thar she blows" in the same comic.

[–]Tuna-Fish2 1 point2 points ago

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Just pointing out that all the "groundbreaking" comics they mentioned were done either by Don Rosa or Carl Barks. You can do well by simply pretending that no other Donald duck comics exist.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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[–]thenickdude 5 points6 points ago

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[–]KingN 3 points4 points ago

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new favorite subreddit

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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dolans face is the trolliest face ever.

[–]98buddosc 1 point2 points ago

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Doland is my favorites

[–]sagapo3851 12 points13 points ago

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It's simple: we kill the Goofy.

[–]reneepussman 4 points5 points ago

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Cold Blooded.

[–]powerofthetribe 1 point2 points ago

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Chilly Skin...Can't see it like your front wheel when it's wheely-in.

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[–]RobertDobbs[S] -1 points0 points ago

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20 days ago. Not too bad. I still seem to have had the best run, somehow

[–]Roflunit 3 points4 points ago

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Don't fuck with the duck.

[–]Scarjaka 1 point2 points ago

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And that's how Donald became a part of the Dark Brotherhood.

[–]AbandonX 1 point2 points ago

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Dark Wing Duck?

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[–]scrappster 2 points3 points ago*

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Finally found some examples of rampaging Donald. Coulda sworn there were a lot more, but I can't seem to find them. xD

Clear png of source, Ex 1, Ex 2, Ex 3, Ex 4, Ex 5

And an archived thread with a couple more with donald Here It IS 4chan, so it's nsfw. Not too bad though.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Good thing I always hated goofy in anything but Goof Troop.

[–]IAmAllowedOutside 4 points5 points ago

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Um, are you forgetting "A Goofy Movie"? Just the most affecting father-son movie ever.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I still didn't like Goofy himself very much, even though A Goofy Movie is one of my favorite Disney movies. Max is the shit though.

[–]Im_a_Chome 3 points4 points ago

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He ducking killed him!

[–]thrillhouse900 2 points3 points ago

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DONALD DUCK YOU JERK

[–]iKaka 1 point2 points ago

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More like Uncle Dolan

[–]sapopeonarope 3 points4 points ago

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I came here expecting Doland too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If he had looped that rope around the pier, it would have pulled goofy up and out. What a dick.

[–]Robathome 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't have to loop it, he pushed the anchor off the opposite side. Assuming the rope doesn't catch, it should still work.

[–]_pumpkinpies 2 points3 points ago

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I mean, it's not like this was on the front page of r/funny a week or two ago or anything.

[–]chronodestroyer 2 points3 points ago

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i didn't see it so ur post kinda is a poop on my opinion of u

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was confident I was going to see this comic before I clicked on the link.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone knows ducks are murderers and rapists.

[–]xpdx 0 points1 point ago

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Donald is a GANGSTA!

[–]nordoceltic 0 points1 point ago

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Best I can tell Donald Duck is something of an analog for a stereotypical Scotsman. This is only further proof why you never fuck with a Scott, even if they happen to be a dook.

[–]devophill -2 points-1 points ago

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Scot

FTFY.

[–]PoonSpoon 0 points1 point ago

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Donald Duck don't give a fuck.

[–]rounding_error 0 points1 point ago

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Christ, what an asshole.

[–]spy_spy 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fuck...

[–]gildedlink 0 points1 point ago

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Regardless of it being Goofy, let's interpret this in the worst possible way.

Donald, a disney icon, just drowned a dog.

[–]horseher 0 points1 point ago

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Remeber Kingdom Hearts? It was fun.

[–]sketchybot_3000 0 points1 point ago

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So long, succor!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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being old, I can hear the sound effects and voices thanks to the cartoons I watched when I was a young sprat

[–]RobertDobbs[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Shit. Didn't see this the first time around, sorry about the repost.

[–]misterpok 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't see it either, so thanks for the repost!

[–]godofallcows -1 points0 points ago

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The first time? Try several hundred over the past 5 years.

[–]pmofmalasia 0 points1 point ago

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More like Donald Dick

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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The caption makes it less funny than the last time it was posted here without it, what 4 weeks ago?

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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This taught me Goofy was the black one of the bunch, wow.

[–]Sladeakakevin 0 points1 point ago

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Thought it was gonna be about Donald Felson

[–]chucknorrisismyson 0 points1 point ago

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Fish in yo face

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well he is related to the toughest of the toughies and the smartest of the smarties...

[–]Hlidarendi 0 points1 point ago

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Don't fuck, with Donald Duck.

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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What is "dont"?

[–]Jezynowka 0 points1 point ago

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If that was released these days somebody would go to jail.

[–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this like the second most reposted picture on reddit?

[–]skeezo 0 points1 point ago

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Why do people have to punctuate everything thats already funny on its own with a redundant, significantly less funny, image macro? Why? Why is this necessary? Do you feel as if this what people want? Are you trying to fit into a perceived collective consciousness? Why do you do this? Do you feel the need to ruin every image with giant IMPACT letters? Were you born like this? Is there any way to remedy it?

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

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RIP Goofy.

[–]tastyscavenger 0 points1 point ago

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digging deep for old 4chan memes hmm?

[–]TuckertheBlue 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody can do it like Donald

[–]alanakali 0 points1 point ago

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My grandfathers name was Robert Dobbs :o

[–]RobertDobbs[S] 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT

[–]alanakali 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just saying, I miss you grandpa!

[–]emanuelgb 0 points1 point ago

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Donald Duck? That was more like Donald Dick

[–]eph_unit 0 points1 point ago

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Try r/dolan

[–]ohmygord 4 points5 points ago

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[–]zzzzak2 0 points1 point ago

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its a good subreddit if you're in crude, offensive, and generally disgusting donald duck comics. iloldalittle

[–]Unckmania -2 points-1 points ago

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TIL Donald can be kind of dick.

[–]blacksuga 7 points8 points ago

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More like, he can be kind of a DUCK, RIGHT GUISE?!?!

[–]skeeto111 0 points1 point ago

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Repost but I don't care it's too funny

[–]scrappster 0 points1 point ago

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Donald Duck is a dick

He don't give a flying fuck

He'll fuck your shit up

(all safe for work)

[–]PeterMcBeater -4 points-3 points ago

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Haven't seen this in a while. Someone call the repost police

[–]Apollo7 -1 points0 points ago

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Boy oh boy, it sure is repost in here.

[–]CheshireC4t -5 points-4 points ago

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Takes a funny comic and adds a rehash of the joke at the end?

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[–]stanchrist -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh my god, the last panel needs to become a f7u12 panel I think. It's got so much attitude, haha.

[–]RichardDawkinsIsPedo -1 points0 points ago

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I can tell this is fake by the wrong text color.

[–]skybike 1 point2 points ago

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Not by the pixels?

[–]bufurd -1 points0 points ago

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As much as I hate to do it.