A kid's first day on the Internet.

Snyth117 · 8 months

I wonder what happens when I google "boobs".

slayer8a · 8 months

I've never met any of the women in my area who want to have sex with me (no car) but I do seem to have impeccable timing when surfing the internet. I've lost count how many times I was the one/millionth visitor.

I_Post_Boobs · 8 months

Usually a kid would look something up along these lines.

NSFW

giovannibryden · 8 months

...and another wants to strike up a conversation over chat. The internet is so friendly!

sonicice · 8 months

Kids' actual first day on the internet: http://i.imgur.com/CMfL5.jpg

Seenbo · 8 months

my first time on the internet:

"wow i'm really the 1.000.000 visitor,I WON A CAR"

I now understand why my brother laught so hard at me.

kcouture · 8 months

And about 5 minutes later that hand creates the same motion, just a little south of there.

goonie_goo_goo · 8 months

Interesting enough, it's the same as our fathers' first day on the internet.

I_CATS · 8 months

Three american women who want to fuck me just happen to live in my northern european home town. Wow, what are the odds?

kryters · 8 months

This reminds me of a blog post by Scottish comedian Iain Connell: Three women in Renfrew want to fuck you.

I used to have a connection which, when tracked by IP address, made me appear somewhere in Milton Keynes - a good 300 miles away from my location. I always thought the internet was a cruel beast telling me of this den of amorous women in a land so far away.

I visited MK recently. It's mainly just roundabouts.

mikkymikkymik · 8 months

"holy shit! I am the 100,000th visitor and I won a prize!"

yomyex · 8 months

This is very similar to the Lonely Computer Guy meme.

thatbrazilian · 8 months

Today's kid: Adblock plus= no sexy woman in your hometown

Noktan · 8 months

Relevant

Ali_2m · 8 months

Admit it, redditors. Who believed this as a kid?

gnufender · 8 months

And then he searches "naked womman" in youtube..i know i did

me_gusta_salsa · 8 months

what is this livejasmin?

Cynical_Lurker · 8 months

Does anyone actually press these adds? Where do they go? and how the hell do they make money off them?

lacrossemanlol · 8 months

Enter your credit card information here

ArcticBro · 8 months

And thus starts the life-long fire.

27yearold · 8 months

those fucking browser pop ups that you can't close or that used a message box and moved out of the view. Aweful!! And then you close the browser completely finally, and you still have pop-ups. I've learned a lot about computer security and cleaning browser data.

ForeverMarried · 8 months

I actually remember my first day of the internet. Around 1997 I clicked an ad banner that said "Congratulations! You won $20!!!" I was so excited that I went and told my mom. I expected it to show up to my door, but it never did. Oh well.

medsoc · 8 months

There's a town in South Dakata with population 2, and it's a couple. I wonder if he ever gets that ad.

mikehayek · 8 months

I remember being over a friends house at the age of 12, we tried browsing for porn, my friend left his speakers on, suddenly a video popped up with a woman screaming "I LOVE THAT NIGGER DICK!" The next thing we heard was his mother running into the room asking wtf that was and were told to go home.

:(

Timbo2702 · 8 months

I read that as "3 women in my home want to have sex with me" >_<

Kmartrules · 8 months

I remember when I was really young I googled "tits". I got random porn popups for weeks and when my mum asked what it was I just shrugged.

PackOfWildCorgis · 8 months

Dubstep on laptop speakers.

[deleted] · 8 months

I remember back in the day of IE4, as well as the AOL browser, when the Internet was crammed full of pop-ups, pop-unders, and sound ads, and flash ads that would load before the actual web content which took forever because you were on dial-up.

The Internet has become so much nicer now that most legitimate sites don't do this anymore. And for those sites still traped in the 90's world of intrusive advertising, we've got things such as ad-blocks and NoScript which do a good job stopping pop-ups and pop-unders that bypass the pop-up blocker.

Djirish · 8 months

This is exactly like the net noob meme except with a little kid.

alienginger · 8 months

you mean 3 girls dont want to have sex with me...

threeghosts · 8 months

I am 12 and what is this?

Leichenschrei · 8 months

Imagine if it was a little girl in the picture, smiling and saying "3 men in my home town want to have sex with me!"

Epsilon123 · 8 months

Please let this get to the front page.

blunatic · 8 months

Is this Stifler's little brother from the first American Pie?

ThrownAwayUsername · 8 months

I will just leave this here

coffeetablesex · 8 months

WTF? Those USB ports are sideways...

ohhhyeahhh · 8 months

I remember my very first search on the internet at home with CompuServe I searched for "toilets" I was amazed.

amish_man · 8 months

Damn modern internet corrupting the soul of this you boy :(

sifarat · 8 months

Welcome to the Internet kid. Stay safe.

ronnygunz · 8 months

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LettersFromTheSky · 8 months

As if all kids are male

ZML09 · 8 months

What's this "Redtube"?

grigorescu · 8 months

I believe you mean "near my hometown or some other random location."

chunkybearcub137 · 8 months

How old is this kid, 14? Most kids are these days are on the internet by the time they're 8

Cronoadvan · 8 months

You raff you ruse

naturalszinc · 8 months

HAHA thats true indeed :)

Floyd_Pinkerton · 8 months

yayyy

ihearthat · 8 months

In keyboarding class this girl got a pop up that she won something and to call a number. People around us told her that was cool and to call it. We were being sarcastic and then realized she seemed serious. This was in highschool.

seafood10 · 8 months

I laughed HARD at this one.....just the look on that kids face

fishfunk5 · 8 months

Only three?!?!

neren · 8 months

Three women in

MY HOMETOWN

want to have sex.

felix1429 · 8 months

He looks like he's trying not to cry...

spysspy · 8 months

everyone thinks they are fake , that's how I get laid every day.

croatian007 · 8 months

I have the same laptop, yes that shit is old..

Airazz · 8 months

Come on, there already was an Internet Guy meme. All these jokes are exactly the same, only the picture is slightly different.

Stonebriar · 8 months

Ha my first time i googled " Necked Girls"

alxwrght · 8 months

man I have the same computer as that kid

sayITwitYOchest · 8 months

Is he Amish?

Vert1go · 8 months

Am I the only one who hears he going "yessssss"

BShears · 8 months

judging by the age of that laptop, that kid is in his mid-to late twenties now.

Jesse-Ray · 8 months

I lived in a regional town where everyone literally knew everyone. My confused expression when I first saw that three mysterious women wanted to statutorily rape me would have been priceless.

Alarmin · 8 months

I like where this meme is going

redshiftmoose · 8 months

Mine was more like, "Aw sweet! 1,000 neopoints from just one flash game!"

Porjin · 8 months

This should be posted in /r/AdviceAnimals (as stated to the right -->).

severychick · 8 months

Wow, so spoiled.

_vjay_ · 8 months

My son tried to google "naked nurse hospital" on his first unsupervised visit to the internet, he was then subsequently caught out by his younger sister who saw it on the computer and ran out to inform me what he was doing. That was the one and only time he had unsupervised internet for the next 4 years.

First rule of being sneaky, don't do it where someone can see you. Especially not younger siblings...

Problem is, he would probably be like that kid in the picture now even though he is a few years older than that.

He is pretty naive.

[deleted] · 8 months

That kid needs to stop looking like Tom Brady.

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herrokan · 8 months

mah first time was "tits" or "breats" not sure

I_Spread_Gods_Word · 8 months

Premarital sex is an affront to our True Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ Almighty, Holy Warrior and Master of all. By not waiting to have sex until after marriage, you are sullying the holy bond between man and woman. This great sin can only be punished by death and eternal damnation in hell with your current lord, Satan, who will spare no pain, no punishment, and no torture.

The only way to fix this is to accept the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty into your heart and ask for forgiveness. As soon as you do that, you will be forgiven and the reward is everlasting joy, happiness, and life in heaven. If you do not accept our Lord into your heart then I can say nothing other than fuck off and die.

majikstranger · 8 months

I have seen things on the internet that i dont know how my soul will be saved. I have witnessed and lusted at pictures of woman where there ankles are showin and to make it worse some where married woman. I watch cooking shows and covet those wives. I imagine they are cooking for me in my kitchen. Can you imagine the shame. The only thing that saved me from these sinful temptations on the internet was when i took an arrow to the knee. Im recovering now, thanks for listening.

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