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[–]Ostrianiel 172 points173 points ago

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That perfect gif looping O.o

[–]HikaruDigi 10 points11 points ago

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Thats the only thing I could think about.. Fuck the fat people! In fact, don't!

[–]Seruz 9 points10 points ago

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"Woah" went through my head as i watched this gif over and over, just can't find the seem!

[–]bionyx 13 points14 points ago

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It seams as though it's disappeared!

[–]HikaruDigi 1 point2 points ago

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Seams that way anyway!

[–]PresAndCEO 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you haven't watched the whole thing through? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Hedone 44 points45 points ago

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Video part 1 part 2

[–]OutofSpec 18 points19 points ago

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The caboose is wearing a different shirt in the second video. They do this all the time.

[–]Bford 13 points14 points ago

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Part one, this was in the related videos. Why me?

FUCKING NSFL OK?

[–]MadMageMC 8 points9 points ago

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I had an bone in my hand randomly decide to eat itself a few years ago (aneurysmal bone cyst), which required two surgeries to fix (one to biopsy, the other to replace what was left of the bone fragments with a titanium rod and bone cement), and they wouldn't let me watch them do either surgery. Now, thanks to this linked video, I don't have to imagine anymore what it might have looked like.

I should note, the linked article doesn't really accurately describe my personal experience with this disease process. I was told by my docs at the time that it normally happens in kids around 9 or so when they start their growth spurts going into puberty, and it normally happens in the long bones, such as just below the shoulders or in the femurs. Mine happened in the left ring finger metacarpal bone when I was 29. The cyst developed and grew large enough to shatter the bone completely, then it proceeded to reabsorb the fragments back into itself. This left me with the end of a bone swinging freely into the meat of my hand. It got to where I couldn't lift a jug of milk or push open a car door. Doctors at first just thought I was a drug seeking slacker who didn't want to work, regardless of the fact there was a distinct lump on my hand that didn't exist on the other. Took them a month to finally see the problem in an x-ray, after which they really got on the ball to get it fixed. I got do to all sorts of neat tests, like a full body nuclear bone scan to see if any of my other bones were also randomly eating themselves. Fortunately, they weren't, but after that scan, I can now say I know what if feels like to be microwaved. Now I have a wicked cool scar on my hand and a ring finger that's about an eighth of an inch shorter than it used to be.

Also: I now have a permanent file at the Mayo Clinic. Heh. :)

[–]seriouslydamaged 3 points4 points ago

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WHY DID I CLICK THAT

[–]JonathanWarner 1 point2 points ago

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I don't find this extremely disturbing. As a future surgeon anyway...

[–]Gibsonium 49 points50 points ago

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I have a mix of both disgust and pity.

[–]Korrin85 60 points61 points ago

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We call that a ditty. Or a P-Diddy if you will.

[–]spikelike 3 points4 points ago

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I read that in Tobias Fünke's voice

[–]ANewAccountCreated 22 points23 points ago

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What if I told you that they were rolling to the corner of Main St. in their taxpayer-funded lard carriages to hold up Tea Party signs?

[–]Tmbgkc 6 points7 points ago

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I would laugh, then promptly upvote.

[–]Gibsonium 2 points3 points ago

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Then I would be INFURIATED!!

[–]findingchemo 3 points4 points ago

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I would reply, "How ironic."

[–]dontwanttoknow 52 points53 points ago

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That's one hack of a powerfull scooter.

[–]TimeTravelMishap 11 points12 points ago

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Don't know why you are being downvoted that was my first thought as well. I knew they were designed to be able to handle a lot of weight but I wouldn't have thought one of those would be able to haul 2 people of that size..

[–]Phoenixism 5 points6 points ago

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If the full battery charge for this car is represented by x, it's safe to say in this loaded caboose configuration that it is about .005x. In other words, I hope they are close to home.

[–]wc452 13 points14 points ago

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God forbid they will actually have to walk home.

[–]Solkre 9 points10 points ago

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They probably can't walk more than a few yards, and in extreme pain. These are people where the food literally is handed to them.

[–]pcgamerwithamac 2 points3 points ago

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If I'm ever being chased through a field by ravenous tigers, I hope these two are with me.

[–]Solkre 0 points1 point ago

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Tigers would get sick eating them.

[–]NighthawkFoo 0 points1 point ago

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But the tigers would be saying all the while, "It was so worth it!"

[–]woollymammal 8 points9 points ago

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I can never tell if they are fat because they're crippled or crippled because they're fat.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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at one point they made a lifestyle decision and just stuck with it. I live in Texas and it's very commonplace

[–]neekneek 2 points3 points ago

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The latter most likely.

[–]studiosupport 0 points1 point ago

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The woman in green only has one leg. At least only one foot.

[–]ryanasimov 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]Jackpot777 16 points17 points ago

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The Harkonnen family, everyone.

[–]Overlooked_point 7 points8 points ago

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The Spice cannot counter that level of diab33tus.

[–]test_tickles 2 points3 points ago

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the spice MUST flow.

[–]chrisradcliffe 1 point2 points ago

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So must the corn syrup.

[–]ClownsAteMyBaby 1 point2 points ago

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Fat booster rockets gooo!

[–]bannana 75 points76 points ago

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Yes, dear god, once every 6 months whether we want it or not.

[–]StalinsLastStand 33 points34 points ago

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You were saying?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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this guy even recycled the headline...

[–]magister0 23 points24 points ago

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You're complaining about something being submitted twice a year?

[–]Zoof 7 points8 points ago

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More like once every 16 days.

[–]r_atheism -1 points0 points ago

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STOP BRINGING GOD INTO EVERYTHING!

[–]ikillbambis 30 points31 points ago

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Mamas got her going out tarp on I see!

[–]makemejelly49 5 points6 points ago*

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Bargon wanthii kox paa, Solo. Hoo Hoo Hoo.

Translation: There will be no bargain, Solo. Ha ha ha.

She went to go get Solo and the Wookiee.

[–]SpiffySmitty 4 points5 points ago

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Surely the D.O.T. would be concerned with the fact that that truck and trailer do not have hazard lights, being overloaded like that.

[–]Mansyn 8 points9 points ago

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We have a lady, approximately the same size, in our town that does this same thing. Except she doesn't tow anyone else like this. But her welfare checks all ride on the back, or hang on the side, as they proudly strut about town. Makes you wonder at what point this sort of thing doesn't embarrass you anymore.

[–]SrDigbyChickenCaesar 7 points8 points ago

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The irony is that they filmed this from a car... which is basically just four motorized chairs with a roof.

[–]gueriLLaPunK 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, but they aren't towing morbidly obese women with it.

The irony in that is they're probably TOO fat to even fit in an automobile.

[–]STUN_Runner 9 points10 points ago

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[–]studiosupport 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, he really hates fat people.

[–]STUN_Runner 5 points6 points ago

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It's one of the last safe bigotries to have.

[–]EAT_DA_POOPOO 3 points4 points ago*

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To be fair, being a giant hambeast is often (not always) a bit more a person's fault than say being born the wrong shade or being attracted to the wrong gender.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BRFSS_obesity_1985-2006.gif

If it's okay to condemn smokers for their unhealthy lifestyle choices, it would certainly be fair to condemn poor eating habits (which are arguably as big of a burden on our health care system).

[–]STUN_Runner 1 point2 points ago

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At the same time, when a billionaire like Oprah Winfrey struggles with weight, it at least makes it look like food addiction might be more difficult to shake for some than others.

As comedian Kathleen Madigan quipped, "Oprah's a billionaire. She could afford to pay a guy to stand next to her and slap the food out of her hand before she puts it in her mouth."

[–]EAT_DA_POOPOO 1 point2 points ago

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food addiction might be more difficult to shake for some than others.

Absolutely. Not everyone experiences addiction to the same degree, but really, how many food addicts are adhering to healthy diets (even in copious amounts)? And how many people are legitimately "food addicts", and how many people are just fat, stupid assholes?

I don't understand what happened in 20 years (see gif) that made everyone unable to exercise self control.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What about anti-murderer bigotry? That one's pretty wide spread - they're even killed in some places!

[–]NickDerpov 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, God... that last one...

[–]piggnutt 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't even seem like he's trying to be funny. Maybe I just don't get it.

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

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He lives in Cleveland.

[–]kohakumidori 2 points3 points ago

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Correct me if I'm wrong but is the lady in the back missing her left leg,or at least foot?

[–]jethrontex 2 points3 points ago

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This is what I see every time I go to Walmart. I HATE WALMART.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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.gifuckeverythingaboutthis

hmmm.

[–]knocklessmonster 2 points3 points ago

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I've finally been left speechless in this sub.

[–]artyomster 4 points5 points ago

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whats up with the url

[–]Rokco 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's a repost without rehosting it to their own imgur account so the needed to change the extension so Reddit would let them submit it.

[–]CaptainRon19 4 points5 points ago

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Remember when those scooters were for people who are "actually" handicapped?

[–]hb_alien 1 point2 points ago

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Being 500 lbs is pretty handicapped to me.

[–]formerteenager 8 points9 points ago

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That was a tough fap.

[–]martin1399 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks tosh...great post....

[–]joculator 1 point2 points ago

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How many calories a day d'ya thing?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I really wonder. I pound of stored fat I around 2600 calories, I believe. So I wonder what their daily intake would have to be to reach this level.

[–]joculator 0 points1 point ago

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I think a lb. of fat is actually 3500 calories. In any event, I would guess somewhere around 5000 calories on a daily basis; mostly of simple carbs. You don't get that big from a high protein diet.

Their monthly grocery bill must be $1k.

[–]wonderbread1 1 point2 points ago

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I think the one in the back is missing a leg?

[–]leaptheman 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tlkuvic 4 points5 points ago

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Love the bird-flipping.

[–]iBird 8 points9 points ago

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I like the giant moo-moo they are wearing... Fucking things are bigger than ALL of my bed sheets combined.

[–]Ikimasen 6 points7 points ago

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It's spelled 'mumu.' You might have done that on purpose, but I've known people to not know, so I thought I'd say something.

[–]heyheymse 1 point2 points ago

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If we're being really nitpicky, it's spelled muumuu. Yay, Hawaiian double vowels!

[–]Ikimasen 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, geez. At least it wasn't, like, mu'u-m'uu.

[–]iBird 0 points1 point ago

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haha, I didn't know, but that is good to know if I ever need to actually search for those things for some crazy reason.

[–]Tmbgkc 7 points8 points ago

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You know how they bought those? With TARP funds.

[–]R4ms3y 2 points3 points ago

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Uh those probably are bed sheets that have been "adapted" for fit. You know you're too big when they make something called "forever lazy" and it doesn't come in your size.

[–]mangoesmangoes 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa. I didn't even see that until I read your comment.

[–]andrev404 2 points3 points ago

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That makes me sad

[–]kanyesearle 7 points8 points ago

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Definetely USA

[–]joerdie 14 points15 points ago

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Yes. Fat lazy people ONLY live in the USA. There are no fat lazy people anywhere else in the world.

Wait.

[–]dgblackout 7 points8 points ago

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You can also tell by how the road is laid and the sidewalk. Everywhere's different and that is quite a typical American street.

[–]Thedirtyburg1 10 points11 points ago

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It's in Gainesville Florida, 100% sure

[–]Slapguts 5 points6 points ago

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This was shot in front of the Battery Source, in Gainesville, Florida.

MAP

In the videos Hedone posted, the second video was filmed in from of the Goodwill, at the corner of SW 34th St and SW 35th Pl.

MAP

[–]joerdie 0 points1 point ago

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This is true. But not what was meant.

[–]pred 1 point2 points ago

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Epidemiology of obesity, in case anyone's interested.

[–]vandalhearts 0 points1 point ago

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Yes there are fat, lazy people everywhere. But the women in the video are not just fat, they are morbidly obese. I haven't seen too many of those outside of US and Canada.

[–]animalcrackers1 5 points6 points ago

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Have you visited the UK lately?

[–]joerdie 2 points3 points ago

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Well. I have. They exist everywhere. Sure it's easy to say that the US is the main source of this issue. But this is a first world problem. Not a USA problem.

[–]what_the_deuce 1 point2 points ago

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ROLLING THUNDER

[–]spanktravision 1 point2 points ago

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A: we've seen this shit before

B: This happens all the time in the ghetto, I see this everyday

C: That woman is morbidly obese

[–]neekneek 0 points1 point ago

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C is my final answer.

[–]spaceye 0 points1 point ago

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Why are there so many of them?

[–]CapnScumbone 8 points9 points ago

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because this was filmed in Mississippi, within 5 miles of any Wal-Mart.

[–]BennyBenassi 2 points3 points ago

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Not quite but incredibly close, Gainsville, FL.

[–]CapnScumbone 0 points1 point ago

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ah, the obesity belt!

[–]whatupgirl 2 points3 points ago

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and ridin' dirty!

[–]goltoof 5 points6 points ago

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Just imagine the smell...

[–]jeffroeq 0 points1 point ago

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Nice racing stripe.

[–]psyberdel 0 points1 point ago

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Can't.... stop.... staring....

[–]this_shit_nasty 0 points1 point ago

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just a couple fatties rollin thru town

[–]mlsherrod 0 points1 point ago

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Is this the wheelchair girl from the thread about "most embarrassing moments you've ever caught someone in" and the lady was talking about how her and her BF were doing it in the closet when two wheelchair bound students came in, the wheelchair girl proceeded to relate the wheelchair bound boy?

[–]digdat0 0 points1 point ago

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Rascal Xtreme Towing Edition

[–]Slapguts 0 points1 point ago

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This was shot in front of the Battery Source, in Gainesville, Florida.

MAP

In the videos Hedone posted, the second video was filmed in from of the Goodwill, at the corner of SW 34th St and SW 35th Pl.

MAP

[–]wiggum_ralph 0 points1 point ago

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For maximum pleasure, please play in the background while watching.

Around the World, Around the World

[–]dregofdeath 0 points1 point ago

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one of them only has one leg :?

[–]refugeecamp 0 points1 point ago

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Totally thought the whale in front was the mom from "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"

[–]Itzdahammer 0 points1 point ago

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Rolling Thunder

[–]smnmblst 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have a link to the YTMND of this with Slow Ride playing in the background?

[–]losttdreamer 0 points1 point ago

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What a beautiful mother daughter bonding activity. I wonder who gets to keep the happy meal toys.

[–]DanParker001 0 points1 point ago

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hurry get the whale back to the ocean!

[–]SkysDlim 0 points1 point ago

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to all my fellow reddit ers get off the computer and watch some fucking tv. i saw this on tosh .0 like 3 months ago. not entirely sure if it counts as a repost though lol.

[–]Indo_Aficionado 0 points1 point ago

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Fat lesbians WILL make it to Golden Corral by any means necessary.

[–]r44b1t 0 points1 point ago

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but they aren't hating *ninja

[–]grantbritzke 0 points1 point ago

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Is that the mom from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

[–]AlphaF 0 points1 point ago

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I want audio for this so bad.

[–]Celgaming -4 points-3 points ago

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I see two friends sitting at home, eating.

They are obese but they just can't help themselves. They could take a car to go get more to eat, but they can't fit in one and can't get around to buy anything. One of them points out their electrical chair.

"We could just use this!" stated one of them with glee. "What do you mean?" the other inquired.

They discussed how edgy and fun it could be if one of them would grab the others electric wheelchair and tag along as they ride on the side of the road to the shop to pick up some groceries. They would also get some much needed fresh air. So they went with it! Turns out everyone who drove a car past them took out their overpriced iPhones, ridiculed them and filmed it only to post it on the internet for others to comment with fat jokes.

"Lets never leave the house again..."

[–]hupcapstudios 10 points11 points ago

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"... until we exercise and lose lots of weight."

[–]Dyzfunctionz[!] 0 points1 point ago

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"When I'm skinny things will be so great"

[–]ooorgh 5 points6 points ago

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like this, but heavier

ps: you are a good storyteller

[–]Sieziggy 6 points7 points ago

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They can help themselves. Perhaps not eat as much? Exercise a bit before you're physically incapable?

The percent of obese individuals due to genetic disorders is a fraction of a percent, and even if you have one of those rare conditions it can still be overcome with limiting your caloric intake.

[–]magicwar1 0 points1 point ago

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I actually am very stressed about this sort of thing. I have found myself completely unable to limit calorie intake. I try, legitimately. But the only way I've been able to do so is by limiting myself to one meal a day - as soon as I start eating, all my willpower is completely gone. I eat and eat and eat... I know it's disgusting from an outside perspective, but I get SO hungry...

I manage to keep myself somewhat decent looking by working out. I do 250 push ups a day, so every pound I gain is a pound added to the workout. By numbers I am morbidly obese, though no one I have talked to believes it.

Basically, I'm saying limiting calorie intake is not an easy thing once you get to this point. If I'm in a gaming trance or something, I can go up to get food and eat it and not in any way remember doing it immediately afterwards.

[–]Halborr 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps you could try keeping much less food in the house. Go out and get groceries every 2 days or something, and only buy what you should eat for those next two days.

Kudos to you for trying your best to fight it, though.

[–]lurrker 0 points1 point ago

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Try paleo or keto diets, i think there is an /r/keto sub. It can change/reset metabolism for some, and unless there is something else wrong, you wont feel hungry (because you dont worry about calories). Talk to a doctor first if there is something else going on.

[–]Sieziggy 0 points1 point ago

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No doubt man, and congratulations! It sounds like you've developed a healthy way to manage your cravings! (Assuming you're getting your essential nutrients from your one meal a day)

My point was that this is not something that you literally have no control over, compared to something like the development of untreatable cancer or inheriting huntingtons. To have a say in the development and severity of your own condition is actually kind of great, if you want to look at the silver lining.

I may have come off as a bit harsh, it's mostly because a lot of people like to blame things on genetics or other factors outside of their control, effectively absolving them of accountability in their own minds. It looks weak from an outsiders perspective and does nothing for themselves. You realized you had a condition that was dangerous to your health and overall happiness so you got out in front of it and attacked it. I have immense respect for that, and I wish you the best!

[–]Hydris 17 points18 points ago

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"Can't help themselves."

Genetics or not no one gets that big without themselves to blame.

[–]room750 1 point2 points ago

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looks like mother and daughter.

[–]neekneek 1 point2 points ago*

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You clearly have not seen the videos. Of course, you might not be able to hear me way up there in your ivory tower.

[–]Biosfear 0 points1 point ago

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theres a video of it on youtube somewhere, i saw it months back.

[–]groberts1980 -3 points-2 points ago

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'MERICA!

[–]STUN_Runner 1 point2 points ago

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...eatin' mah lunch from a single bowl...

[–]SpankWhoWithWhatNow 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah!

[–]Jazzy_Josh 1 point2 points ago

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COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!

[–]skenmy 0 points1 point ago

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TIL you can put anything after the .gif file extension on imgur...

[–]pplkillr 0 points1 point ago

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i lol'd when that lardass in the back flipped them off.

[–]AutoCucumber 0 points1 point ago

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[–]reconize2g2 -3 points-2 points ago

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