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[–]Wargall 124 points125 points ago

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That's not even a girl, that's a dog.

In fact, you're a dog too. You shouldn't be on Reddit.

[–]polysyllabist 14 points15 points ago

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If a dog can fly a helicopter upside down, I think a dog can offer up old gifs with marginally comical tag lines on the internet.

[–]theowlfromzelda 2 points3 points ago

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YES THIS IS DOG

[–]BitchesLove 8 points9 points ago

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Bitches Love Reddit

[–]WaywardSpaniard 16 points17 points ago

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Isn't 16 legal in most states?

[–]Shevanel2 4 points5 points ago

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Only if you're under 24.

[–]WaywardSpaniard 10 points11 points ago

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Oh, ok. Yeah, I'm under 24 so I didn't see it as a big deal. If you're over 24 the age is what, 18 then?

[–]Shevanel2 0 points1 point ago

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Correct.

[–]bvanman 9 points10 points ago

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Remember, it's only illegal if they find out about it.

[–]artisan800 -1 points0 points ago

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That's not how age of consent laws work in the US

[–]artisan800 7 points8 points ago

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I don't think any states have that rule

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[–]artisan800 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but in many states the age of consent is 16 and "romeo and juliet" laws only apply if one of the parties is under the age of consent. So in a state where 16 is the AOC, a 16 year old can do whatever with 90 year olds if that's what they consent to, and nobody will go to jail.

Texas has an AOC of 17, so the 16/19 example would still apply, but if you're 17 in Texas, there is no upper age limit to who can legally sleep with you

[–]NeverStopPosting 1 point2 points ago

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That is idiotic. I'm sure you are making that shit up.

[–]Bin4ryB4ndit 39 points40 points ago

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So...is it the smell or do you count the aging rings around the anus?

[–]just_defy 45 points46 points ago

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16 year olds in a bar? where do you live?

[–]Siffo 4 points5 points ago

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In Europe maybe?

[–]trickshot60 10 points11 points ago

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ever been to a college town? happens all the time actually

[–]ksaj 8 points9 points ago

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16 year olds in college? where do you live?

[–]trickshot60 11 points12 points ago

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not 16 year olds in college dipshit, 16 year olds coming to college parties/bars because they think they're being cool. it happens everywhere

[–]ksaj 11 points12 points ago

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Ah... I knew there was more to this.

[–]Tarconus 3 points4 points ago

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Damn look at all the fun I missed by not going to college, that's why those girls were so hard to get in HS they wanted the older boys

[–]girafa 4 points5 points ago

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I don't think I ever, ever, ever ran into a 16 year old at a bar or party while I was in college. And I went out every weekend, and also worked at a club.

[–]AltoidNerd 2 points3 points ago

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That's what you tell yourself. Clearly you fucked a 16 year old in college.

[–]girafa 2 points3 points ago

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She just told me she shaved really well.

[–]KW160 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't that happen in Full House?

[–]tyrantlytamale 0 points1 point ago

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It's called PESO, and is actually pretty common. (At least it is here in Minnesota.)

[–]lovestory823 1 point2 points ago

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Where....mcrudys pub?

[–]gkow 0 points1 point ago

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I actually have a friend that's supposed to be a junior in high school but is in college. He skipped two years of high school. Don't ask me how or why.

[–]centerD_5 0 points1 point ago

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Things called fake ID's. A lot of kids have them these days.

[–]Stuntdouble 24 points25 points ago

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how the hell did you look at that gif and think "yup, thats exactly how i feel when every time i realize im hitting on jailbait" ???

[–]PopesMasseuse 2 points3 points ago

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It was the butt sniffing.

[–]TimeTravelMishap 2 points3 points ago

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If you don't get it you clearly need to go hit on more jailbait. Amateur.

[–]lordtask 5 points6 points ago

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Of course, he's only looking around to make sure no one is watching, then he goes back to sniffing her butt.

[–]I_Post_Boobs 9 points10 points ago

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This girl isn't 16.nsfw

[–]thekadar81 5 points6 points ago

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I dunno. She might be. I will have to look at the photo some more to be sure.

[–]Albub 1 point2 points ago

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Absolutely, this requires further scrutiny...

[–]rorykane 1 point2 points ago

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for science of course...

[–]thekadar81 2 points3 points ago

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Lets be honest and admit that we are all commenting here so we can find this picture later.

[–]rorykane 2 points3 points ago

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LIES AND SLANDER

.>.>

<.<

[–]Albub 0 points1 point ago

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God, I can't keep up the facade anymore... I am at work, I can't view the image. I pretended to be a scholar so you guys wouldn't call me a pervert. I feel so filthy. I'm never lying on the internet again.

[–]Eekafreak 2 points3 points ago

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so you look shocked after she sits on your face? and farts...then you realize, this girs must be 16!

[–]Travis-Touchdown 5 points6 points ago

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16 is legal in most of the U.S.

[–]KingofSuede 1 point2 points ago

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I think the jokes about it being 18 are from the fact it's 18 in California where so much of our media comes from.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's about right.

[–]valvestate 1 point2 points ago

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Eeeexactly

[–]SeduceMyMoose 1 point2 points ago

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In Canada 16 is legal! Or at least in B.C

[–]Dark_Shroud 1 point2 points ago

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16 is the age of consent in most US states.

[–]chingao327 0 points1 point ago

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Note: Move to BC.

[–]17Hongo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm British, so my reaction is: "Awwwwwwww Ye - actually that's still a bit wrong".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You are now tagged as "dogsniffer".

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what that is.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Your reaction to the dog sniffing video: "Awwwwwwww Ye - actually that's still a bit wrong".

:)

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, and I'm 19, but if she's sixteen it still means she's on the boundary - you half your own age and add 7, right? So 19/2 = 9.5, + 7 = 16.5... close enough.

[–]Fivecent 1 point2 points ago

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No offense, but what bars are you going to where there are girls who could possibly be 16. Last time I checked that's pretty fucking far under drinking age.

[–]Ilwrath 1 point2 points ago

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I was hitting on my friends sister over Christmas break, and he mentioned her birthday is in like 5 days so I ask if shes gonna come to town to go out that night and one of her comments tips me off. I asked her brother how old she was and he says 16.....I had never felt creepier in my life...then I realized she was fucking hot so I kept hitting on her telling myself "it's still legal, its still legal"

[–]n777athan 1 point2 points ago

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how the fuck does a 16 year old girl get into a bar?

[–]PeteRoss 2 points3 points ago

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fake ID. Or go in early enough before they start carding.

[–]OnWisCarlos 0 points1 point ago

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is it weird that i thought you were girl after seeing that gif?

[–]austinlayton 0 points1 point ago

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Glad to see you got a few sniffs in before you back off

[–]Huggbees24 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, you can never really tell until you lick their butthole. At least thats what you tell the cops.

[–]heccubus 0 points1 point ago

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You fart on their face?

[–]Weejdstuff 0 points1 point ago

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If you were in sweden you could've fucked her a year ago

[–]Skrappyross 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else have a strong suspicion that the OP has never been to a bar, and submitted before realizing that even if a 16 year old was in a bar, she wouldn't admit she was 16.....

[–]chanseyy 0 points1 point ago

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Full speed ahead, feign ignorance when caught.

[–]Slimeaux05 0 points1 point ago

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16...wtf?

[–]Zumpfe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]riddlemetom 0 points1 point ago

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r/HIFW :D

[–]WTF_Bengals -1 points0 points ago

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Damn Corgis. First they make me want to punch them, now they are puppy molesters.

[–]superfembot77 0 points1 point ago

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corgis are cute as and you know it.

[–]onanonanonaonon -4 points-3 points ago

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sux to live in a country where 16 is illegal. gg america, land of the free.

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[–]onanonanonaonon -2 points-1 points ago

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well, i guess gratz on being slightly less fascist than i though...