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[–]Stephen_W_Hawking 6 points7 points ago

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DOG, I DO SAY OLD CHAP, IS THAT YOU?

[–]sarahkelly1[S] 4 points5 points ago

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STEPHEN YES THIS IS DOG HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

[–]strongscience62 4 points5 points ago

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Shallow and pedantic

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, quite.

[–]i_ball_daily_G 4 points5 points ago

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Hmm, yes, quite.

[–]Kubaker1 2 points3 points ago

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Indubitably, I say.

[–]almightyzam 1 point2 points ago

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Indubitably

[–]alliterationactivist 5 points6 points ago

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1% of the dogs hold 99% of the bow ties. Occupy Kennel.

[–]TechnoL33T 3 points4 points ago

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inb4 monocle comment.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. I was just wondering where the monocle was.

[–]WhoGonStopMe 5 points6 points ago

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I liked the part where the dog thought it was people

[–]alliterationactivist -4 points-3 points ago

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Nice grammar.

[–]potato_patsy 1 point2 points ago

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Good grammar.

FTFY.

[–]RNRSaturday 2 points3 points ago

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The 1% dog.

[–]kmreid 4 points5 points ago

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Indeed.

[–]MegaPower124 4 points5 points ago

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Quite!

[–]sarahkelly1[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Verily.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Unmistakably true.

[–]mattattaxx 0 points1 point ago

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For England.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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God save the queen.

[–]elteephil 1 point2 points ago

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Capital!

[–]Jekel 1 point2 points ago

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AH, MR. AND MRS. DEVONSHIRE! WELCOME!

LUCIUS WILL TAKE YOUR COATS. PLEASE, FOLLOW HIM TO THE MAIN BALLROOM. I SHALL JOIN YOU PRESENTLY. I’M SIMPLY TAKING THE AIR FOR A MOMENT.

LOVELY DAY, ISN’T IT?

SIMPLY LOVELY

[–]newtothelyte 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed, good sir

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Angolite 1 point2 points ago

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Dogton Abbey.

[–]CaptainMage 1 point2 points ago

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The first time I saw this I thought it was a cat.

[–]benjamari214 1 point2 points ago

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*i do stay!

[–]83kk4h 0 points1 point ago

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how do you teach a dog to do this?

[–]talkinlil 1 point2 points ago

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Photoshop.

[–]83kk4h 0 points1 point ago

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i see =-( i was really hoping to have a high class dog by next week

[–]sarahkelly1[S] 1 point2 points ago

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i tought my doggy to stand on his hind legs and dance around for treats.

[–]DATSOUR 0 points1 point ago

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I do declare! lol

[–]I_Post_Boobs -1 points0 points ago

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Such a fine animal deserves a fine girl

[–]imgur-mirror-bot -3 points-2 points ago

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