Pure, unrefined rage fuel [full Stephen Hawkings Facebook retard contest]

Teotwawki69 · 7 months

And yet they fail to realize that if people hadn't spent the time figuring out all that wibbly wobbly sciency quantum stuff, they couldn't have ever had that discussion on Facebook. Or via computers. Or by cell phones.

thewebsiteisdown · 7 months

The guy has a great point... he will never need to know anything about quantum mechanics or gravitational singularities. With the exception of Good Will Hunting, janitors do not really use complex physics theory in their day to day routines. BOOM ROASTED!

Shazbote · 7 months

This is all very simple. Kevin wants to bang the living shit out of Melanie, therefore, unbeknownst to him, his brain goes through a process to permanently lower his IQ to her level so he can both impress her, and make her feel better about her unfathomable supidity. Fascinating. Of course this is all purely theoretical. I imagine their trailer will someday be filled with equally stupid offspring.

slimpanther · 7 months

This is not a better love story than Twilight.

Bidgooood · 7 months

This makes me sad to think that people genuinely believe that Hawkins work has no significance to human life and that if he's so clever he should fix the economy. WTF!?

crockettiscoolish · 7 months

i cant believe how fucking ridiculous this is and fuck them for making fun of people with physical disabilities...not cool

batikblu · 7 months

Just.. No.

treedick2011 · 7 months

i wish they had public facebooks... i would totally mock them

Samjogo · 7 months

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

twistedol · 7 months

Ive killed before and ill kill again......

radnum · 7 months

Never fails to make me angry...

Mogknight23 · 7 months

I read through everything they said, and the extreme ignorance/cruelty literally hurt...

I think the pain of reading it was my brain screaming as it died.

mastigia · 7 months

I feel more stupider now for having read that.

AyatoK · 7 months

I don't always feel like killing people...

But when I do...I think about THESE people.

Notrab133 · 7 months

Boom Roasted?

Handy_Andy · 7 months

I hate to quote them but: "disgusts me."

bobjohnsonmilw · 7 months

tscr; too stupid can't read.

thats_enough_4_today · 7 months

That's enough internet for today.

parkadactyl · 7 months

They will breed themselves out of the gene pool. This is what I keep reiterating to myself.

MilkPiece · 7 months

I'm sorry these people are on your friends list.

quantumfox64 · 7 months

Fucking idiots.

shuddleston919 · 7 months

I'm voting for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho next election. Our country may progress upwards in average intelligence as a result...

smitzcraft · 7 months

"great minds think alike" lol. take that stephen hawking!!

Reading this last line almost made me punch my monitor in rage.

Nattylight69 · 7 months

Not even blocking out there names, cause you dont give a single fuck about there privacy.

crashusmaximus · 7 months

old post is oooold..

geeving · 7 months

each of them deserve a punch in the clitoris

Furiousgeorge227 · 7 months

I am more irritated that they think they won the argument because they talked more

paprikacha · 7 months

Fuck!! Fuck!! I wanted it to not be real. I saw the other piece posted, and I wanted to believe it was a troll. But this...this is failure too advanced to NOT be real.

Brb, putting head in oven.

NiteShadeX2 · 7 months

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt. For it is they, who willingly forge their own demise, blind to any consequence of their own actions.

m3leedon · 7 months

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

JTSnidely · 7 months

Not that they aren't both being total cunts, but shouldn't you blur out some of that personal information?

ShellBell · 7 months

Probably NOT cool to use their real names. Even if they're idiots.

esPhys · 7 months

These two images sum up my feelings on this...

TrickIMu · 7 months

Censor those names, yo!

parkadactyl · 7 months

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tsuki_toh_hoshi · 7 months

I could not read it all, my brain could not handle the stupidity

xlivingdeadgirl · 7 months

fucking morons...

Anonymousdave69 · 7 months

I want to believe that dude is trolling but he is probably for real.

danglydolphinvagina · 7 months

I don't think anything's made me shit such a brick of irony-aware fury so quickly. Its like fiber, but made of rage and retardation.

who8myrices · 7 months

I wish i can look myself in the mirror and than somehow my reflection can kick me in the balls because my brain is so MINDFUCKED that only way to get rid of this symptom is to kick myself in the balls.

notvanni · 7 months

Woah woah woah. Are they time travelers?

wouldgillettemby · 7 months

Katie Iscariot is a saint.

Or, y'know, the equivalent in the fields of science, rationality, and not-being-a-dumbass-ology,

godmoderage · 7 months

That's it. I'm done. I'm going to make a country in which the dumb kids like these will work. They will make pink barbie shoes with glitter on them, and they will only get 3 hours of sleep, and 1 meal a day. This is enough punishment, right?

kkoss · 7 months

First thing I thought of after reading this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsXKAtpLm4I&feature=related

TohnJaylor · 7 months

this is our future generation...god dammit...god. dammit.

vancityoriginals · 7 months

I want to BOOM ROAST this fucker in the nuts

chassepo · 7 months

That there is some major redneck courtship

LonelyOnNaxos · 7 months

Katie has a really unfortunate last name.

Yegger · 7 months

Can I get a Yee-Ha!?

Volker_Metal · 7 months

That gave me a small headache reading that.

Fauxm · 7 months

Challenge: Make a computer capable of accessing Facebook and posting this. And by "make a computer" I mean, figure out how electricity works, learn how to make a CPU, means of displaying information, means of receiving and interpreting information from other computers (the internet), an operating system, a keyboard and mouse, and a web browser. You will be given no sources of information, other than what you can find out on your own, any materials that you need for construction will be given, obviously not research on any related subjects. When you have finished this, come back to me and say that science doesn't effect everyday life.

Danielo944 · 7 months

Holy shit there are a lot of dumbasses on Facebook

spagettaboutit · 7 months

"Can I get a yeehaw?!"

"Great minds think alike"

these great minds fill me with an unquenchable thirst for blood...

DeathBat51108 · 7 months

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

Ggdograa · 7 months

Kevin Bradley Morgan sure comes across as a friendzoned asshole...

"not to be mean"...

chunkyrice · 7 months

The sad part is that they can't even get his name right.

Stephen Hawking, not Steven Hawking.

starvingchild · 7 months

Those kids are fucking dimwits, can I get a "BOOM!!! ROASTED!!!!"?!?!?!?!?

lonnez · 7 months

i worry for the human race so much

bluehaze951 · 7 months

You really have to question someone's intelligence when they think they are the smartest fuckig person in world when they say "BOOM ROASTED" I'm all for people expressing their opinions, but when they threaten to kick over a handicap person's chair I draw the fucking line! Who the fuck says something like that? O yea, hitler

kinggdi · 7 months

If 4chan saw this... with their names showing...

ajree210 · 7 months

Why don't those two just fuck already?

Stephen_W_Hawking · 7 months

This is like listening to two cell mates boost each others morale the first day......... in a life sentence.

The crime? Meth and stuff...

Adrayll · 7 months

Shouldn't unrefined rage fuel be LESS rage-inducing than refined rage fuel?

Katy_Parry · 7 months

Which one was OP?

For real though whoever took the original could have intervened in this conversation. The one person with half a brain stepped out and let them go about being ignorant.

qwantry · 7 months

And these dumbasses actually think they're right...

farmingdale · 7 months

young republicans in love

nate92 · 7 months

It's like a perpetual stupid machine. One idiot keeps encouraging the other over and over and over

magister0 · 7 months

Kevin just wants sum poon

pinkytheunicorn · 7 months

This is totally a real facebook conversation. /s

RageOfGandalf · 7 months

Eh I don't care, I'm training for a major in Physics while she's gonna wait tables or dance on them...either way it's indifferent to me

codyanne · 7 months

You may think whatever you wish about those who took part in the "retard contest," however, it was wrong to include full names & their photos. It's against reddiquette for a reason:

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[deleted] · 7 months

I bet their parents are proud.

[deleted] · 7 months

whatever man, not only does not matter what stardust is made of doesn't metter how stupid of a conversation these people had to have in order to fall in love and make a baby that invents something that progresses society and inspires a whole nother sivil eye zation

tonothegreat · 7 months

Stupidity at it's finest...I think my brain actually hurts now :-/

karatekid17 · 7 months

Almost considered re-activating my Facebook to cyber rape their eyes with scientific proofs.

I mean what ass hats...

SirFrancisBacon2nd · 7 months

TL;DR

ashrond · 7 months

this girl needs to be found and put down for the good of the species

DarthPraetor · 7 months

Nominees for sterilization, seconded?

Legion6226 · 7 months

Personal information is not allowed.

[deleted] · 7 months

So can we turn, "Boom ROASTED!" into a thing?

palthainon · 7 months

I wish they would both drink bleach and die in a fire.

xNeyNounex · 7 months

They should pair off and not be allowed to procreate.

Tenno-san · 7 months

these people desrve to be hated....

manthrax2 · 7 months

This gave me an aneurysm...

aquanext · 7 months

Don't worry. Natural selection will take care of all these stupid fuckers, regardless of whether or not they are familiar with the concept.

xxAilynVelxx · 7 months

How many times did that fuck wad say "boom roasted!"?

Muscle2Go · 7 months

I hate the fact that i have to share the same air or planet with this person...

FomorianKing · 7 months

We know their names...4chan will find them.

Maxamas2003 · 7 months

Sometimes I feel like hitler had the right idea but the wrong people...

WTF

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