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[–]blat_woman 18 points19 points ago

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Good Guy Greg would delete 'em...

[–]SethQ 23 points24 points ago

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Good Guy Greg would delete them without making a post about it for the karma.

[–]Cr0NiX 0 points1 point ago

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Good guy greg probably has infinite karma, more than buddha.

[–]EternalEvolution 0 points1 point ago

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Infinite karma < transcended the system of karma and cycle of reincarnation in general.

[–]Poopyfist 36 points37 points ago

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The contents of this thread did not meet my expectations.

[–]raspberrywafer 7 points8 points ago

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And this is why I will never let a boyfriend take pictures of me.

[–]emailbitesmyass 0 points1 point ago

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GF and I used to take lots of pictures. We broke up, and I deleted my stash. I asked her to do the same. Would she do it? Fuck no. Grr, guess it goes both ways.

[–]raspberrywafer 0 points1 point ago

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Fair point.

[–]RAANT 32 points33 points ago

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sigh ...really?? no one's going to say it???? Gonna leave it all up to me are we????

Fine.

Pics or it didn't happen

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[–]RAANT 5 points6 points ago

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I sadly respect your decision to save your nuts from the fiery grip of satan's hench wench as she thrusts them from your body and casts them into the hallowed, blood filled pool of despair.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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For the sake of the Reddit community, and your integrity, I propose that you private message one trusted Redditor with the images you claim to have. That way said Redditor can verify your statements and all will be well with the internet.

[–]Phased -1 points0 points ago

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bet she doesn't frequent certain subreddits. However, I understand.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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Yes? What? This had better be important, I was.... oooh, ex GF pics. Nice.

[–]FruitBeef 19 points20 points ago

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My advice, don't be a dick.

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[–]Kvouthe1 0 points1 point ago

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DONT LISTEN! BE A DICK! She is your ex, you owe her nothing!

[–]jailspank -1 points0 points ago

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Careful it's your ex!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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As much as I like seeing nude pics I'm going to have to agree that you should delete them. It's the Good Guy Greg way man...

[–]Joywalking 15 points16 points ago

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...and this is why I will never let anyone take a naked or compromising picture of me....

[–]jimidybob 15 points16 points ago

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Thank god..... I thought you'd noticed the flash

[–]ephdisc 8 points9 points ago

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I would take beautiful pictures of you.

[–]Joywalking 4 points5 points ago

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It's not even that I doubt this. (Though I'm somehow a bit skeptical.) But digital photos live forever, and who knows where they might show up and what havoc they might wreak when they do?

Pity, too. I find the idea of being photographed or drawn rather hot.

[–]WeirdIdeasCO 4 points5 points ago

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If i do send a picture I always make sure my face doesn't show.

[–]Moxie1 5 points6 points ago

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Polaroid. You keep the shots at your place. Locked up.

[–]Joywalking 3 points4 points ago

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Ah, now there's a thought....

[–]emailbitesmyass -4 points-3 points ago

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Pretty sure they don't make Polaroid film anymore.

[–]MoreFlyThanYou 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty positive that they do, retard.

[–]Memento1979 2 points3 points ago

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You're right, but they did stop making it for a while. Another company picked up the production of it, and while it doesn't carry the Polaroid brand, you can still use it in your old cameras.

[–]MoreFlyThanYou -1 points0 points ago

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Don't carry the Polaroid brand?... If its not Polaroid brand then why does it say Polaroid on it when you buy it from the Polaroid website -__-

[–]Memento1979 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's entirely possible my information was wrong, but that's what I picked up from a cursory googling.

[–]emailbitesmyass 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, you're right. I don't know how I could have believed my previous belief. Thank you so much for setting me straight. It makes me feel so much better. I hope you take great solace in the act of helping a poor retard like me.

[–]ephdisc 0 points1 point ago

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When you change your mind, you know how to get a hold of me. ;D

[–]Joywalking -1 points0 points ago

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Always nice to have an outstanding offer like this, I suppose. :)

[–]RaiSai 0 points1 point ago

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[–]buffandshine 0 points1 point ago

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B-E-A

[–]VajazzleNation -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not trying to convince you to change your mind (and your policy is DEFINITELY the safest way to prevent any douchebaggery), but if any woman asked me to delete photos of them, I would. In fact, I generally ask during a break up (or later when we re-friend and they are okay speaking to me again) if they want me to delete them.

But then again, no one is a perfect judge of character so even if you think you've got a guy who isn't a tremendous douchebag, who knows if you're right? shrug

[–]notnorton 8 points9 points ago

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I can offer you professional photo deletion service.

[–]clevereyes 8 points9 points ago

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It's a shame that no one can experience the fun of taking naked pictures with a significant other without living in mortal fear that said pictures will appear on reddit/4chan/the emails of their entire contact list ;_;

[–]Stratocatser 7 points8 points ago

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You are an asshole. Sorry.

[–]poopie247 3 points4 points ago

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yikes. DISRESPECT!

[–]SnallTrippin 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, I actually deleted mine but some girl has some of me...luckily they have been locked away since they can blind people.

[–]specialkink 0 points1 point ago

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No "album inside"?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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There's nothing wrong with keeping them. Showing them to other people is a different story.

[–]n1i2e3 0 points1 point ago

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Well, delete or keep them to yourself. Don't post them anywehre.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -1 points0 points ago

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...

ಠ_ಠ

[–]CylonGlitch -4 points-3 points ago

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Of course you'll delete it.... as soon as you finish uploading it to Reddit.

[–]ruler01 -2 points-1 points ago

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no, there is no link of pics spoken here.

[–]The_Maddog -1 points0 points ago

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Shit I'm getting older!

I didnt delete the photos of my ex. I just gave her the polaroids back.

100% true story.

[–]crewdat -5 points-4 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen

[–]Afkbio -2 points-1 points ago

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TITS OR GTFO