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[–]Yoorawanker 51 points52 points ago

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No

[–]trackrunner6969 8 points9 points ago

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I second that.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Too late. Already made front page.

sigh

[–]trackrunner6969 3 points4 points ago

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vive le resistance

[–]haloskulls117 1 point2 points ago

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How do these repost make front page? Seriously?

[–]SpeaksMind 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is all about the self-referential jokes (aka circle-jerking). They're like 80% of the posts.

[–]timeformetofly 0 points1 point ago

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Not everyone is on here a lot and we haven't seen them.

[–]anikan72 21 points22 points ago

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this needs to stop

[–]marcospolos 9 points10 points ago

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What, reaction gifs or Reddit turning into a worse version of Digg?

[–]notdarren 3 points4 points ago

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If you change the subreddits you look into, it'll make your reddit experience better.

That said, I still browse /r/all for funny things that I might have missed, and out of all of the subreddits, /r/funny seems to be the worst.

[–]marcospolos 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, my custom subs are the smallest communities out there, but the only problem with that is that content runs really dry really fast. I keep coming back to /r/all even though I detest it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe do something else when it gets down to r/all?

[–]Fervel_Lankman 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Linktank 4 points5 points ago

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I want to see this actor make an account (or if he already has one just use it) to post this gif.

[–]BigSooz 0 points1 point ago

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this actor

Oh geez. And perhaps the writer of this Mr. Show skit should then post this gif? And then HBO post this gif?

[–]Linktank 0 points1 point ago

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I would find that more entertaining than just random people.

[–]Taptfan 0 points1 point ago

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David Cross I believe.

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 3 points4 points ago

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[–]alancar 6 points7 points ago

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i see what you did there

[–]all_knowing_fish -3 points-2 points ago

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i see what you did there

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[–]B0BX 18 points19 points ago

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Fuck that! I went back and downvoted the original.

[–]postman2448 3 points4 points ago

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It did seem like the logical choice

[–]tytotabuki 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you both! I courteously abstain from voting!

[–]getchar 0 points1 point ago

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You've got spunk!

[–]DrRetarded 1 point2 points ago

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Still fired!

[–]getchar 1 point2 points ago

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I'd come back with another Mr. Show quote, but I'm can tell by your username that I'm already outclassed.

[–]Zsamot 0 points1 point ago

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I bet this shit happens all the time.

[–]supplementalsurvival 0 points1 point ago

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No shit, happened to me yesterday!

[–]LookARedSquirrel84 0 points1 point ago

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Still fired.

[–]BigSooz 0 points1 point ago

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As little as I care for what OP's doing here, fuck yeah Mr. Show.

[–]thinkingofaname 0 points1 point ago

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i see what you did there

[–]100proof 0 points1 point ago

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But sir, wait, this isn't fair :-( That's you, still fired!!!

[–]tolstoyleo 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine that your own content that you posted actually made you money, and someone else reposted that and got it to the front page and made way more money than you off of your content.

This is why SOPA is good IMO.

[–]DrRetarded 0 points1 point ago

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My username is based on a sketch from this show(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo4tzrxyXsA). Seriously, any mention gives me a comedy boner.

[–]Captainpatch -2 points-1 points ago

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This is one of the cleverest pieces of original content I've ever seen.

Upvote for you!

[–]rat22 0 points1 point ago

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same thing happend to me although he posted it like 3 hours before i did so then i became the repost :S

[–]RNRSaturday -2 points-1 points ago

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Repost.

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[–]marcospolos 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, congratulations, you've figured out that 90% of Reddit loves stupid reposted shit. Way to work the system.

[–]gad_ -1 points0 points ago

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This man is a genius.

[–]wigsternm -2 points-1 points ago

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"Yo dawg..."

[–]Bitrandombit -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm waiting for someone to post a comment so I can copy it and claim it as my own.

[–]buildinghype 2 points3 points ago

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I'm waiting for someone to post a comment so I can copy it and claim it as my own.

[–]seagramsextradrygin -1 points0 points ago

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is it weird that i heard a bleep in my head?

[–]buster2Xk 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, it is.

[–]BeautyBalls -1 points0 points ago

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I know i might get downvoted for saying this but personally I could use some enlightening on the repost gripe i see across many forums of the internet. My personal view on it being that it just means that many more people get to experience the content you wanted to share with the rest of the world wide web. Not everyone who exist may of got to experience it at the particular moment you pointed it out to the rest of us.

So, unless it is original content and credited to you, what reason is there really to be concerned about repost other than having to casually browse by something you may have already seen once before yourself instead of just reliving that moment?

[–]bmacgruber 1 point2 points ago

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I usually don't care, but what does annoy me is when I see something posted to a subdreddit by a certain user, with a certain headline, and within the hour someone else just reposts it to another subreddit with a different headline all together. If one acknowledges the fact that it's a crosspost, fine. But usually they don't and it's very clear this is "karma whoring."

Like, it's one thing if you really think you discovered something but it turns out it was already posted. It's another thing if you're just not creative and so you have to take others' works and don't give credit.

This is my guess as to why people get mad.

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[–]SamuraiSevens 3 points4 points ago

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doing no research whatsoever, I'm willing to say that's not you

[–]anderhole -2 points-1 points ago

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With the slightest disturbance this post is going to collapse.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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One day we will all understand how the internet works, and on that day I will be happy.

[–]digisplicer -2 points-1 points ago

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Welcome to the fucking internet.

[–]MBuddah -2 points-1 points ago

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clever girl

[–]afrocatz -2 points-1 points ago

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So meta.

[–]Travis-Touchdown -2 points-1 points ago

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Get the fuck over it?