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[–]shakewell 12 points13 points ago

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Arrive too early

drive around the block 5 times.

[–]jberth 8 points9 points ago

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Or find a hidden place to park and stay there for 10 minutes

[–]itsdapack 13 points14 points ago

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Pretend to text people.

[–]Hogzilla88 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit, why do I relate to all of these...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Because, sir, people write these based on their own life...

[–]Hogzilla88 1 point2 points ago

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I wasn't...nevermind...

[–]aproxxy 5 points6 points ago

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ooooh gosh what's in that oool' glove compartment....bip bip bip....

[–]Lyralou 0 points1 point ago

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wait that's socially awkward? aw dam.

[–]Minored -1 points0 points ago

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leaves

[–]robswins 0 points1 point ago

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Today I realized I arrived too early so I hid in a stairwell playing on my phone.

[–]aquanautic 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect time to fluff hair. Then pat it back to flat. Then a little bit more fluffing.

[–]PresidentBarack 0 points1 point ago

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pretend to look for things in car; find things you forgot were in car.

not so bad

[–]AlumiuN 0 points1 point ago

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This also works in a euphemistic sense.

[–]PurpleZoombini 0 points1 point ago

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Me yesterday: Want to leave social gathering. Pretend to look for things in bag until there's a lapse in conversation so you can quickly say bye to the host and make the escape. Also I had taken the scenic drive around town beforehand to avoid being too early. Double SAP.

[–]chcox 0 points1 point ago

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Most SAP scenarios tent to be merely the result of a funny, random happenstance. Failing to be fashionably late is actually, in my opinion, quite socially awkward. An upvote for you, sir.

[–]BurningOak 0 points1 point ago

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That's what's great about smoking, great excuse to stand around doing nothing.

[–]BilllyMayes 0 points1 point ago

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That... That is a good idea! I smoke and never even thought of that.