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[–]kanorun 26 points27 points ago

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He can dance if he wants to.

[–]musicman116 18 points19 points ago

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He can leave his owners behind?

[–]kanorun 16 points17 points ago

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Cos if his man dont dance, well if he dont dance then, hes no man o mine

[–]darkstar516 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes all round chaps!

[–]AndyRooney 76 points77 points ago

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Are we canine, or are we dancer?

[–]MrBoldMan 38 points39 points ago

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My master is calling, my feet are cold.

[–]ModstRob 12 points13 points ago

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And I'm on my back, hoping for belly rubs.

[–]Aloss 0 points1 point ago

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Are we canine, or are we dancers?

[–]MyLastNameIsHO 9 points10 points ago

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And I'm on my paws; looking for the answer,

[–]AsianIndividual 24 points25 points ago

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Is this dog? No. This is dancer.

[–]cajamatt 3 points4 points ago

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will dog lobster be alright if he leaves dog fort tonight?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And I'm on the sea, looking for the answer.

[–]UnknownArchive 41 points42 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Scruffy get back here! 0coms 4pts 2mos pics
I Must Dance! 1com 3pts 1mo funny
I Must Dance! 0coms 2pts 1mo funny
Once you start, it's very hard to stop. 1com -2pts 9dys funny
Scruffy must dance!!! 0coms 1pt 25dys funny
Dammit Scruffy, you're a dog! 14coms 90pts 1mo funny
Get back here 2coms -9pts 1mo funny
Scruffy get back here 0coms 1pt 2mos pics
Scruffy get back here 37coms 341pts 2mos funny
Sometimes you just got to dance... 2coms 9pts 2mos funny
Scruffy Get Back Here 1com 9pts 3mos funny
Scruffy get back here 105coms 683pts 3mos funny
I Must DANCE! 9coms 23pts 1mo funny
Dog "dancing" 3coms 3pts 2mos pics
...Jazzercize Jesus demands it. 1com 5pts 3mos funny
I MUST DANCE! 4coms 0pts 2mos funny
Oh, Scruffy. You silly dog, you. 3coms 3pts 1mo funny
Scruffy get back here! 1com 1pt 2mos funny
Dammit, Scruffy... 13coms 119pts 2mos pics
And you're beautiful when you do 0coms 8pts 2mos funny
No, I MUST DANCE! 2coms 2pts 2mos pics
It's a miracle! Holy dog replicates Jesus trick! What more proof do you want, atheists? CHECKMATE! 15coms 14pts 3mos atheism
"Gonna do my fancy splash." 99coms 1061pts 3mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]marquizzo 8 points9 points ago

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I looked for the most obnoxious title. The second-to-last wins it for me.

[–]berltzou 0 points1 point ago

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ah, yes. Our condescending little smugtards or r/atheism strike again...

[–]shawnsonium 4 points5 points ago

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Keeping the condescension train rolling, I see.

[–]rish234 4 points5 points ago

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Smugtards?

[–]slammyd 43 points44 points ago

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At first I laughed, but then I realised that this is a picture of a dog being thrown off a dock.

[–]BPsandman84 8 points9 points ago

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Why did you have to ruin that image for me? ;_;

[–]redpoint13 1 point2 points ago

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Same here, except my second thought was "he probably ate the dog after."

[–]aDayInTheOffice 2 points3 points ago

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just a bunch of riverdancers!

[–]Dankycheese 2 points3 points ago

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Hey I've seen this before!.. I just can't put my finger on where...

[–]poktanju 2 points3 points ago

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"Hoi" sounds like Cantonese for sea.

[–]Seeker86 0 points1 point ago

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It's also Dutch; an informal greeting.

[–]zipperific 1 point2 points ago

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why would an azn guy put an 'R' in any name, especially one you have to yell out constantly

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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because he doesn't give a fuck what you think

[–]Xanexx 1 point2 points ago

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Anything happen to the owner? Out of context he seems like an asshole.

[–]Dionbry 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god I wasn't expecting that and I lost it and choked on laughter,

[–]loercase 3 points4 points ago

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It only got me the first time it was posted. The subsequent 23 times... not so much.

[–]oh_no123 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked this link while listening to this, made it 100x better!

[–]benemal 0 points1 point ago

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youtube supports wadsworth's constant!?

[–]oh_no123 0 points1 point ago

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YEAH! If you put "&wadsworth=1" at the end of any youtube link it automatically does it for you!

[–]Frog_Coins -1 points0 points ago

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Awesome! TIL.

[–]DUNNTHAT 1 point2 points ago*

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DIBS! I have to be the on to re-post this next month. I'm lacking that link karma.

[–]durmania 0 points1 point ago

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[–]highhhhclimber 0 points1 point ago

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why do I hear this in a spanish accent?

[–]derbouman 0 points1 point ago

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hallo!

[–]FaeKade 0 points1 point ago

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Scruffy get back here! Bogey on your tail!

[–]ralcal 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie?

[–]cowhatermn 0 points1 point ago

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I must do the dance of my people...

[–]duuubs22 0 points1 point ago

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laughed and poo'd a bit when i saw this...

[–]fuckyoubeatmetoit 0 points1 point ago

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YES THIS IS......

[–]boundbythewrists 0 points1 point ago

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I posted this two weeks ago. Hurts my heart a little. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ndd64/no_i_must_dance/

[–]JGWentworth- 0 points1 point ago

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You are not the first

[–]matmann2001 0 points1 point ago

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Did somebody say Scruffy?

[–]zaper002 1 point2 points ago

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Don't mention Futurama in a thread about a dog. It will just make us all sad.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 0 points1 point ago

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I have never understood the physics of this picture.

Someone please enlighten me.

[–]Swestray 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NormalIsBoring 0 points1 point ago

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When I look at that dog's face I see "This is how I die"

[–]cajamatt 0 points1 point ago

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proof that the internet has ruined me. first time i saw this image i legit rofl'd. this time i barely smiled :(

[–]kumiorava 0 points1 point ago

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This again?

[–]petler477 0 points1 point ago

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Who else reads the dog's part in a French voice?

[–]timmytoca 0 points1 point ago

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How many times must this be posted?

[–]tankwala 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't he be named Jesus?

[–]trigerfish 0 points1 point ago

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GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN

[–]thygodsays 0 points1 point ago

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How Filipinos were tricked into clicking this because of "hoi?"

I did.

[–]cheesiestcheese 0 points1 point ago

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Hope it dies dueche

[–]lcruzero 0 points1 point ago

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Water dacing mastered by a canine.

[–]gla3dr 0 points1 point ago

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I like mine better

[–]vipen 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like the guy threw the dog into the water. That makes me sad panda.

[–]LordTrifling -1 points0 points ago

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I must upvote every time this is reposted.

[–]bigted41 -1 points0 points ago

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this needs Leo shopped in

[–]lonjaxson 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SnapHook 0 points1 point ago

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Soo much wtf going on . It's beautiful.

[–]T3hSav -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]ericschlipf -1 points0 points ago

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Reddit Police

[–]define_irony -1 points0 points ago

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So...My webcomic that has been on this site, maybe 1-2 times, was rejected, but this....which I have seen on this site countless times is repeatedly accepted....and gets front page.

[–]infernalspawnODOOM 4 points5 points ago

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Do you ever post it to r/comics?

[–]define_irony 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, They blocked it also.

[–]infernalspawnODOOM 0 points1 point ago

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What can I say? Reddit hates you.

[–]bobyhey123 -5 points-4 points ago

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So... you're admitting this is a repost but posting it anyways?

[–]spriggig -3 points-2 points ago

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Ever since those shitty GIF's showed up on Motherless, I can't look at crap like this.

[–]GB20 -3 points-2 points ago

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I feel so pretty

I feel so pretty and witty and fine

And I pity...

[–]404ErrorUserNotFound -3 points-2 points ago

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like dis if u cry everytim

[–]LetsYouKnowIfRepost -1 points0 points ago

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WELL AT LEAST YOU KNOW IT