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[–]lopzag 37 points38 points ago

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I could watch this endlessly

[–]devoting_my_time 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Pwnscone 0 points1 point ago

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A year ago I mixed that song with the audio from leekspin.com. No reason.

[–]Almondcoconuts 2 points3 points ago

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I just did.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, still going.

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 28 points29 points ago

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This is what your dick does when you jump on a trampoline naked.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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It turns into an elephant?

[–]TheBloodTypo 3 points4 points ago

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It already is an elephant.

[–]bowmop 1 point2 points ago

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OH BABY! =P

[–]evanthesquirrel 8 points9 points ago

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[–]The_Morbid_Toaster 4 points5 points ago

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Screw you! Now I have to play through this damn game again!

[–]evanthesquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget this one and this one and this one and this one

And of course: the sequel

[–]Nimos 0 points1 point ago

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but none of them could beat the original

[–]koyot17 1 point2 points ago

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[–]evanthesquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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this whole thing is funny because elephants are the only land mammals that can't jump

source: they're too fucking big

[–]oval_volvo 8 points9 points ago

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When I saw Primus they projected this video behind the stage during the song "Southbound Pachyderm".

[–]sucksqueezebangfart[S] 1 point2 points ago

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great song/video/reference.

[–]4snipers0medics 3 points4 points ago

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I thought this was real until I remembered that ELEPHANTS ARE THE ONLY LAND MAMMALS THAT CANNOT JUMP. Nice try.

[–]All_Witty_Taken 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe they dropped the elephant on the trampoline and now it's stuck bouncing... Forever...

[–]Gephorian 6 points7 points ago

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Needs more techno.

[–]Staplerman3 5 points6 points ago

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Kept watching to see if the elephant with shoot through the roof. Sadly mistaken.

[–]PCrH 6 points7 points ago

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i was watching if the elephant would break through the trampoline

[–]norsurfit 2 points3 points ago

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It actually happens at 22:45 of the video.

[–]Whale_Dick 6 points7 points ago

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It is making a noise in my head!!

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

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This was more of a "boing" sound, while that other one (the telephone lines playing jump rope) makes a crashing sound in my head.

[–]krabertel 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Rager133 1 point2 points ago

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I remember this video...

[–]Purple_Herman 1 point2 points ago

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This kills the elephant.

[–]PenisFlyTrap 1 point2 points ago

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Man I havent seen this since I was using AOL

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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how the fuck is this funny?

[–]AverageDoorknob 1 point2 points ago

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I watched this way longer than I should have.

[–]powerwafer 2 points3 points ago

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[–]britta 9 points10 points ago

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irrelephant

[–]baldmanspeaking 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh. Thank you.

[–]youalwaysleaveanote 0 points1 point ago

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made me smile :)

[–]Apollos 0 points1 point ago

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quick, somebody call the former GoDaddy CEO...

[–]ironmaiden2010 0 points1 point ago

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And this is how you wear out springs.

[–]NeoRevan 0 points1 point ago

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This amused my girlfriend and I too much

[–]ivievine -1 points0 points ago

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So just you and your hand then?

[–]eaglebtc 0 points1 point ago

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I chuckled heartily. Kudos and upvotes!

[–]Froggy_hop 0 points1 point ago

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It's... It's hypnotic. I watched this for like 5 minutes before I realized I'd been watching it for like 5 minutes.

[–]G_Rock 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like he's having the most fun I've ever seen in my life. He's been going for 2 hours by my watch and shows no signs of stopping!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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is that real?

[–]Kartara 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Umpalumpa47 0 points1 point ago

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How does it get down without dying?

[–]rounding_error 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that trampoline and ceiling fan is an optional form of capital punishment in three states.

[–]jimmyspitwad02 0 points1 point ago

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Since when are they making a Donkey Kong Country 3 remake?

[–]Tearik 0 points1 point ago

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I can't watch this without hearing "boiiing.......boiiing.......boiiiing"

[–]gamesharkguy 0 points1 point ago

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Thabk you for participating in this computer aided enrichment activity

[–]lawlzorz17 0 points1 point ago

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elephants cant fucking jump

[–]witty_account_name 0 points1 point ago

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The double-bounce potential is just so magnificent

[–]purpleblazed 0 points1 point ago

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This made me smile, thanks!

[–]purpleblazed 0 points1 point ago

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This made me smile, thanks!

[–]moooo99 0 points1 point ago

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So, erm, how do we stop it??

[–]TotheBarricades 0 points1 point ago

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So what happens when it fails the test?

[–]ivievine 0 points1 point ago

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This made me strangely happy :)

[–]smittyline 0 points1 point ago

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Elefunk is a good game.

[–]Fortheloveofwine 0 points1 point ago

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But.. but what happens if.....

[–]Constam 0 points1 point ago

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He looks so peaceful.

[–]ConocidoMusic 0 points1 point ago

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I wish it had sound

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the world's biggest repost....

[–]FlippyWippy 0 points1 point ago

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Haha holy crap!! I remember this from back when we used MSN!! Nostalgia man.

[–]mynameisleo 0 points1 point ago

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Fact: Elephants are the only land mammals that cannot jump

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fake

[–]power_ballad 0 points1 point ago

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I like it

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]godieinacarfire 0 points1 point ago

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Apeture would be proud

[–]jakemyers7 -1 points0 points ago

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aw man i love those animals mongooses kick ass

[–]Taco670 -1 points0 points ago

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Feel like I should have seen this on my tour of apature labs back in the day

[–]litehope -1 points0 points ago

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I can't stop watching! I want to upvote it like 10 times.

[–]lilythemusicnut -1 points0 points ago

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...Tell me this isn't really how trampolines are tested.

[–]ColdFlame -1 points0 points ago

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As a Bama fan I like this gif better.

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[–]momster 0 points1 point ago

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Hey.....

[–]PoisonousGirl -3 points-2 points ago

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Out of genuine curiosity. Does anyone know what happened to the elephant? How could they possibly stop this? I'd imagine shoving a plywood board on top of the trampoline but visions of bloody floors and broken elephant legs are circling in my head.

[–]madam_jade 2 points3 points ago

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Eventually he used his ears to gently soar to the ground.