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[–][deleted] 79 points80 points ago

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LOL! HE JUST NEEDS ONE OF THESE GUYS.

[–]EvolV2 19 points20 points ago

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what the hell is that? The world's oldest scalp massager?

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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HAH! NOPE. YOU PUT IT THROUGH THE NEEDLE (IT'S SUPER EASY TO DO), PUT THE THREAD THROUGH IT, AND PULL IT BACK THROUGH WITH THE THREAD STILL IN IT. MAKES A CINCH OF THE JOB!

[–]LifeFailure 38 points39 points ago

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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD. I kept seeing a few of those every time I rifled through my mom's sewing/crafts stuff and I always ignored them and never really wondered what they were for, BUT NOW I'M GONNA FIND ONE AND USE IT FOREVER. THANK YOU SO MUCH POLITE ALL CAPS GUY I LEARNED SOMETHING SO USEFUL TODAY I COULD CRY. :'DDD

[–]om_nom_nom 13 points14 points ago

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Holy fuck, is that what that damn thing is for?!

[–]FeierInMeinHose 5 points6 points ago

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What about the one second needle?

[–]corcyra 2 points3 points ago

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That's probably the most useful link I've seen in months. Thank you!

[–]shitterplug 2 points3 points ago

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These do not work, so dont even bother. The hook at the back catches fabric on it's way though. I bought a shitload for my girlfriend, she was excited up until the first time she used one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's kind of what I thought as I looked at it. It makes it super easy to thread the needle, but then also would be super easy to catch on things you DON'T want in the eye of the needle.

[–]yoshi314 1 point2 points ago

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shit just got real. as in "i could use some shit to pull that thread through".

best inventions are the most obvious ones.

[–]SheCritiquesYou 3 points4 points ago

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It's you! <3

[–]Marquax 2 points3 points ago

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That's so 20th Century.. He needs one of THESE guys

[–]u8eR 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TILwhofarted 5 points6 points ago

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You are "the guy in the couch" of Reddit.

[–]bl1y 2 points3 points ago

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WAS GOING TO POST THIS BUT YOU GOT THERE FIRST!

Ugh, my life is ruined.

Here, have your karma.

[–]takaoryo 0 points1 point ago

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My mom taught me that little trick when I was a little girl!!!

[–]chris-martin -1 points0 points ago

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I wouldn't call it a "trick" so much as a "commonly used item".

[–]johnny_gunn 14 points15 points ago

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I'm confused as to what I'm looking at here.

[–]Laeryken 2 points3 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW THIS WAS WORTH A GREAT CHUCKLE

[–]divvd 6 points7 points ago

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saw this on 9gag before here when i was seeing how much they steal from redditors...

[–]haakondafo 1 point2 points ago

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It's just a circle of reposts all over the internet. I frequently visit 9gag, Reddit, 4chan and Funnyjunk. Sometimes I see it on reddit first, sometimes I see it on one of the others.

[–]wmup 1 point2 points ago

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me too, im dissapoint :(

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[–]divvd -1 points0 points ago

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Karma-whoring with another person's work, especially a 9gagger's, is bullshit.

[–]Keepsitreal_c93 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I read the title as "Jeff Goldblum"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh harder than any of the other comments.

[–]LadyLurksAlot 1 point2 points ago

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Shit, it's my grandma!

[–]vnkid 1 point2 points ago

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The eye in that sewing needle is huge; should be cake.

[–]Combustibutt 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting. I can do this with my tongue.

[–]zazz88 1 point2 points ago

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It's shit like this that makes me love people.

[–]Lower_Expectations 1 point2 points ago

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Why did I read the title 'Jeff Glodblum'???

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Seems to be a trend. You're the third I've seen so far.

[–]FarbrorKudde8 1 point2 points ago

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Finally something that made me laugh for real on reddit! Hasn't happened in like a month. Have an upvote!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I always feel pitty for Gollum.

[–]GodessOfTheSea 1 point2 points ago

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I can confirm this is how you look threading a needle.

[–]guy_on-a_buffalo 1 point2 points ago

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When I look at this, I hear him making a slight growling sound.

[–]lilythemusicnut 1 point2 points ago

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I actually lol'd. Upvotes all around!

[–]Magnificent_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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Little did we know that he was practicing to have sex with Galadriel.

[–]NeoCracer 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't we use him anymore for this facial expression?

[–]gollum80 0 points1 point ago

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needles are the worst.

[–]Langly- 0 points1 point ago

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WTF I was browsing, and I saw "Jeff Goldblum" at first glance.

[–]ProsithiusErvingMott 0 points1 point ago

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No. His tongue is not sticking out. You can't thread a needle without sticking your tongue out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lately I have been down on Reddit, with all of the poor jokes and BS attitudes, but this made me LOL pretty hard. :-D

[–]Thats-no-moon 0 points1 point ago

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lol'd and just spit food all over my keyboard

[–]robbie9000 0 points1 point ago

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DAT PRECIOUS.

[–]backstab 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of this when I read the title.

[–]Dolewhip 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, if you can't thread a needle, you probably do not possess the motor skills necessary to actually sew. That, or you have fat sausage fingers.

[–]Tironeous 0 points1 point ago

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Hang in there Gollum, that's the reason I failed Home Ec.

[–]andi00 0 points1 point ago

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Friggin hilarious! That's how I feel tying a fly on the line.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Abe00 0 points1 point ago

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HIS. NAME. IS. SMÉAGOL.

[–]WeirdIdeasCO 0 points1 point ago

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lol the exact face i make

[–]Zeldaxlove68 0 points1 point ago

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Second panel made me laugh so hard I woke up the house!

[–]ptwarhol 0 points1 point ago

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Sew?

[–]Toast_with_the_Most 0 points1 point ago

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ALWP, well done.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 0 points1 point ago

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watching lotr as i type. whoa.

[–]FartAnusManChild 0 points1 point ago

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I just farted,Sorry.

[–]pinumbernumber 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, I have you tagged as "I REPOST 9GAG SHIT, DOWNVOTE ME TO HELL".

[–]ManyPencils -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Isunova 2 points3 points ago

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So people on Reddit can see it too?

[–]Boycubpiglet -1 points0 points ago

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This is so dumb haha. And I mean that in a good way

[–]FiftyTonBullet -2 points-1 points ago

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I am at about a [5] right now and this had me laughing way harder than it should

[–]joinedforupvoting -2 points-1 points ago

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I can't believe reddit is falling back. Saw this on 9gag a day ago